Ladies ,if he starts making you happier than your boyfriend👇
Block him

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Real Men do one round and sleep peacefully
but these jobless guys will hit it all night
as if they’re releasing poverty

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*Lion is not the most dangerous Animal on Earth*
*🤵 Samson killed lion*
*👩 Woman killed Samson*
*…what else do you want to know?!

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When “You” have won the lottery😊
And your girlfriend keeps on saying “We” have won

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Please borrow me R 300
my brother swallowed a memory card and
we can’t sleep because he is singing the songs
from the memory card 😂🤣😅

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That moment when you send your boyfriend your picture
without make up and he’ll be like “lmao Who’s this Babe”..!!

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Please.. remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that you never have to remind me to remember you, I ALWAYS DO

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When church ⛪ needs 1 million 💰 for Pastor’s car 🚗, they call for fund raising.
.
_When in the same church 👉⛪ a member needs 1 million 💰 for kidney transplant, they call for prayers

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Your problems must not arrive on someone else’s pay day
that kind of witchcraft must end☝️

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Can we romance tonight? I’m in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting! Reply me soon!
Yours Loving,
Mosquito.

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I can remove your sadness and your clothes

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Girls express their feelings with TEARS…
Boys express their feelings with BEER…

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A Guy is chilling with his girlfriend in his
Golf 7
Guy : Dear there’s something i need to tell
u , I
haven’t been totally honest with u!
Girl : What is it babes?
Boy : I’m married with 4 kids .
Girl : Yhooo babes !! U scared me. I
thought u
gonna say the Golf 7 is not yours !!!!
Girls of dis days

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A
Boy
puLLed
a
GirL
into room
Locked
d
door,
put
off
d
light,
pulled
her
2
d
bed
dragged
her
into
d
bLanket
said:
Look at my new watch that glows in dark!

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Nothing breaks my heart than seeing a pregnant Teen mother
becoming single even before the Baby is born.

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That Pain 😢😥 , When You Show Someone Something That
You Are Really Proud Of And They Say “Cool”
And They Change The Subject 😭

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