*Arsenal is like a student with a beautiful handwriting, but false answers*

Teacher:¨Are you sleeping in my class¨? Student:¨Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could¨

If a woman asks you a question, it’s better to tell her the truth because chances are she’s asking you Continue Reading..

People who buy a car and don’t post it on Facebook you are too matured but as for me when Continue Reading..

Girls have this tendency of slapping guys when they are mad Never try that white movie thing on me I Continue Reading..

I didn’t have a problem with foreigners until they started selling fake and expired foods😏 I really wanna know why Continue Reading..

When someone says: “I don’t want a relationship right now”. The “at least not with you” is silent..!

I don’t know who needs to hear this but sell that iPhone and eat