Boy: Mom Why Diamond Was Given The Name “Diamond”😀?
Mom: Because Her Mom Loves Diamonds😊
Boy: Ohh😯 then Why You Game This Name I have?😕
Mom: Shut Up Dickson

Touching your pockets and not feeling
your phone shocks more than electricity..!

I’ve been baby sitting a one month old baby
since morning till now
she hasn’t told me she’s hungry

Black women get away with murder because
hair collected at the crime scene will lead
detectives to some chic in Brazil or India!!!

When they can’t afford Makeup Anymore they Upload a Pic
with the Caption *My sick face*
Girls why giving yourselves Pressure..

Imagine your heart being broken💔
by someone who isn’t your type..!

If you play The God’s Plan music video in reverse,
Drake takes money & cars from people.

Between You And Your Ex Who Was Wrong? Be Honest

Dear mosquitoes we know sucking our blood is your job

Is singing really necessary

Who told u she’s cheating , if ur girlfriend is dating more than 3 boys,
it’s not cheating, it’s called tagging u with 2
others

Wife: I am the book of your life…
Husband: Yes exactly you are right…
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.

An American Tourist Asked A Boat guy in Zanzibar, ” Do You know Biology , Psychology , Geography, Geology Or Criminology ?”

The Boat Guy Said ” No, I don’t know any of these .”

The Tourist Then Said ” What The Hell Do You know on the face of this earth? You Will die of illiteracy

The Boat Guy Said Nothing… After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The Boatman Then Asked the tourist
, ” Do you know Swimology and Escapology From Crocodiology ?”

The Tourist said” No ”

The Boat Guy Replied, ” Well , Today you will Drownology and Crocodiology Will Eat Your Assology I will not helpology and you will dieology because of your badmouthology

a frend asked a frend: “Ndoda how do i know if my woman is a virgin?”

frend relpied: “just before you have sex with her, show her yo ‘THING’ and ask her what it is. if she says its a PENIS then she is a virgin, if she says ita aCOCK then u know she has been around for a long time”

the frend followed the frend’s advice ans showed his new galfriend his THING and asked what it was. She rerplied tht it was a PENIS.

“Phew!” the man sighed, “I thot u were going to say its a COCK!”
Galfrend: “Of course not, a COCK is twice bigger”

December is time for family.
So if you see your boyfriend with another woman
it could be his cousin or his uncle’s daughter.
Are together Ladies?