If someone tells you a secret and you disclose it,
you’re the reason behind the proverb “Walls Have Ears”..!

That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used

IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU WERE WANTED TO BE A NURSE OR DOCTOR….
NOW YOU HAVE 5CHILDREN
I GUEES YoU ARE STILL DOING YOUR DREAM JOB

Bobby and Rich were arguing whose father was stronger💪💪💪

Bobby said, “My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who dug the hole for it”😉
Rich not impressed said, “Do you know the Dead Sea?😕 It was my father who killed it!”

“I’ll Never Propose To Someone Who is Stubborn✋”
is Very important When You Are Arguing With Your Girlfriend 😌

She waits till you say Hi! So that she can say Hi! too . She waits till you say i love you so that she can say i love you too .🙄
Everything she says after you’ve said .My Brother if you are not dating an ECHO then its a parrot …

Some People Should Be Happy
That Mirrors Don’t Laugh

Being famous on social media is like being rich on monopoly,
its not real calm down..!

A new sign in the Bank reads:
‘Please note that this Bank is
installing new Drive-through cash
machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their
accounts.
After months of careful research,
MALE & FEMALE Procedures have
been developed. Please follow the
Appropriate steps for your gender.’
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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. LOWER your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter
PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and
withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Raise window.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required
amount to align car window with the
machine.
3. Put hand brake on, put the window
down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents
on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you
will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into
machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier
access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary
with your PIN written on the inside
back page.
11. Enter PIN .
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct
PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check make-up in rear view
mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate
purse and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in cheque
book and place receipt in back of it.
18. Re-check make-up.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
holder, and place card into the slot
provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver
waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull
off.
25. Redial person on mobile phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Hand Brake.