I feel proud when I see my Ex girlfriends getting married. It shows that my relationship academy is doing well and it can provide wife materials….THANK YOU

*Those of you who used to call the teacher when there was a free period*, *hope you’re working at world bank*…nonsense😂

*English is not our Mother Tongue but we
celebrate those who made a mark in their
respective disciplines.
*1. Bashin Mahlangu
*Interviewer:* How do you feel after scoring
a beautiful goal?
*Mahlangu:* I feel Immediately!
*2.The Late Lesley Manyathela*
*Interviewer:* So Lesley tell us about your.
Family
*Manyathela:* I have one kids and two
brothers, there is one infront of me and one
behind.
*3.Siyabonga Nomvethe*
*Interviewer:* happy birthday Bhele!
*Nomvethe:* Thank you! Thank you! Same
to you!
*4. Steve Lekoelea*
*Interviewer:* you seem to have hit the best
form of your game, and you look very fit,
what’s your secrect?
*Steve:* When I wake up in the morning I
run away.
Interviewer: you have jst helped pirates win
this crucial game, so where to from now?
*Steve:* I’m going home.
*5. Mandoza*
*Interviewer:* Mandoza we jst received sad
news that Brenda Fassie has passed away,
hw do you feel about that?
*Mandoza:* Eish my sister this is so sad, its
like a dream come true.

She who disappears from Social media will return with a new born baby,
Babydaddy chapter 1:13.
Amen..!

I saw a burglar breaking into his own house, I said what are you doing?
He said working from home.

I once ran 100 metres in about 12 seconds and the only witness was
the dog that was chasing me

FIFA is currently investigating how Orlando pirates
went to FIFA world cup as Panama
Coz the 6-1 score looks familiar

For all those ladies that carry a very big hand bag with everything inside except transport money let that nonsense end in 2017.

That act of ladies Borrowing Dresses To Come And Meet A Guy Who Has Also Borrowed A Room Should End this 2017.

Guys you see that habit of testing her if she is a wife material by being stingy to her?that rubbish too should stop this 2017.

I will Borrow Transport Fare And Come, I Hope You’ll Give Me Back When I’m Going…Ladies! Let That Nonsense Stop this 2017

“Baby go and lock the door first” that statement must continue in 2018 oooh. So important.!!!

You’re not dating her and you will come to her post and be commenting, “my love, my one and only”, and be scaring serious candidates away. Let that nonsense end in 2017

Some gals should please try and reduce makeup, you
kiss a girl on her forehead and it tastes like tiger head battery. let this nonsense end in 2017

Only guys that press breast a lot can differentiate between today’s bread n yesterday’s bread..let that nonsense end in 2017

Girls Panties Is 2k…
Male Boxer Shorts 30k…
So Ladies Hope U Now Seen The Difference?
So Don’t Insult A Guy For Wearing 1Boxer For A Weeklet that nonsense end in 2017.

My roommate’s parents were here today
so before they left they gave us R500 and
said we are going to see what we will buy.
So my roomate doesn’t want to give me my R250

Hie all….
I am selling a double door fridge for only R500 but doesnt have a door and that is not a problem because you can use a curtain as a door😂

Inbox if you are interested.