That awkward moment when U visit a doctor for an eye test
but the doctor pulls out HIV test Kit 😐😐
U be like “eix I forgot my Eye at home

Me:sorry boss, my car has broken down so i wont come to work
Boss:what about a taxi?
Me:i dont have a taxi

That One ToothBrush All Your Girlfriends Use
When They come for A Sleep Over &
Each One Of Them Think Its Only Her Who Use It

Never tell your family about your relationship problems
because you may forgive bae but they won’t

Taxi driver: 2 year old children must pay
Passenger: my child is 24 months must he pay?
Driver: he must not pay he is to young

Bushiri can see people’s future but
he couldn’t see the police🚔 Coming 🤔
how inconvenient.!!

Don’t tell me your secrets
cause when I get to
bae’s place I’ll start
saying everything.

Wedding night confession
Husband_Sorry I slept with a lot of prostitutes
Wife_I said it!!! your face looks familiar
Husband fainted

Never book a judge by its cover Eish never judge a cover by its book Eish whatever don’t do it

Girlfriend : You’ve never smiled at me ever since we started dating, why?
Jonso: You said you want a serious relationship.

One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.
When his boss asked him what happened, he explained: “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!””Well,” the boss said, “that explains one ear, but what about the other?” “The idiot called back!”

December vibes be like:👇
.
Me:”hello babe how are you?”😊
.
Palesa:”eish…I’m fine just that my battery is low,can’t talk now,😒call me back in January neh babe?