After a kiss she said…..Babe you have left a bubble gum
in my mouth and then he responded…
babe its not a bubble gum…i hv flu
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Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested
.
Anything u say will be used against u
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Whites: Yes
Blacks: Mm
Whites: No
Blacks: Mm mm
Whites: I beg your pardon
Blacks: mmmh?
Whites: Oh I get it now!
Blacks: mmmhmmm!
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In my family, smiling while typing on your phone📲 means that you’re in a Relationship..
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Laughter is the best Medicine”
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
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Some guys be calling their girlfriends “My Queen! My Queen!!” but when the Queen asks for R50 the kingdom scatters and the king disappears.
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Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
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Stop looking for a perfect partner to date or marry… Na we wey remain b this,,, except if you go check heaven. 😅😅😅
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Check out this really funny jokes:
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The beef is still on between certify and satisfy in Saps stations as we speak.
Even the police officers dont know which is which.
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I overhead my mom praying for me saying
“no alcohol shall touch my son’s lips” I laughed and said, I’m gonna use a straw.
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In WINE There Is WISDOM. In BEER
There Is FREEDOM. In WATER There Is
cholera. Drink responsibly. Are we
together???? Good morning friends
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If I owe you money and you find me eating at steers🍔🍟🍕
Just know that I’m eating leftovers😑
I have no money at all
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So I was in a taxi and there’s a
muscular, weird looking guy in
the back. His phone rang and
he answered, “Sure thing boss,
I’m in a taxi with him and I’ll
shoot him when he gets off
“…
No one got off the taxi, we’re
now at the Taxi driver’s home
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I don’t care if you look better than my girlfriend,
the fact is,I don’t love you..
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I sent her R500 for transport to visit me , now she texted me saying “,they got an accident nobody survived
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