Every Black Guy Have A Story To Tell About A Girl Lerato, Tebogo, Boitumelo And Mpho.

You Know Or Should I Tell You ?

A woman who doesn’t ask for money is setting a trap for you
so you can marry her and she start controlling all your money

I told my sister to stop dating broke guys
And she told me if that’s what all brother
were saying to their sisters
I would be single too

Nobody keeps in touch like a female
you promised money

Don’t get it twisted, Mzansi girls date who they love and end up marrying who is Ready. So bro’s forget love just be ready..!

After getting our land back, we are going for Ndebele speaking people.
You can’t speak Sepedi and IsiZulu at the same time.
You have to decide which language you want to speak between two of them…

To all the ladies reading this, just because your baby daddy left you it doesn’t mean that it is the end of the World, girl let me tell you something dust yourself up, get your groove back, find yourself a man and have another child.

A man is sitting next to a woman in who’s trying to breast-feed her baby in a bus.

The baby refuses to suck the breast & the mother warns, “If you don’t suck, i shall give it to the uncle next to me”.

The baby still refuses.

After about 20 mins, the woman repeats the ‘threat’.
The man clears his throat & says,

“Look, madam, you better make up your mind. I was supposed to get off six bus-stops ago…

That moment When you accept your neighbours friend request and then he/she posts ” borrow me a wheelbarrow ” on your timeline

We spend lots of money buying clothes but
we never realise that the best moments of
life are enjoyed without clothes
yes its childhood

South Africa Army has been training since I was a kid but SA never had a war. Can’t they organize a friendly match with Iraq?

When it comes to food some girls forget
that they are females