Most Of People Ask Themselves Why I like To Post On Facebook, Posting Is Better Than Inboxing Some People’s Gf And Ask Them Nudes..!
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Sanzali Once lost in a forest as he was struggling to find his way out he came across a lion and the lion started chasing him so he began to run until he became tired so he kneelled down and closed his eyes playing to God to save him, When he opened his eyes he saw the lion also kneeing down praying, so Sanzali asked the lion why are you a Muslim? And the lion said shut up don’t you pray before you eat?
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If you want to bleach, bleach with sense, don’t come and be looking like traffic light.
Yellow face, Green veins and Red neck
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Most Insulting Lines Said To Google:
“Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence
Before You Start Guessing“
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A wife was in bed with her lover🍆🍑 when she heard her husband’s key in the door.🙄
“Stay where you are,😏” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.✋”
Sure enough,😄 the husband lurched into bed none the wiser😶, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet🤔 sticking out at the end of the bed😶.
He turned to his wife: “Hey,🤨 there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on💁♂️?”
“Nonsense,🙄” said the wife, “You’re so drunk😏 you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there😆.”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two,✌three👌, four.🖖 Damn, you’re right.🤣
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FM Stands For “Free Mode” That’s Why Radio Also Doesn’t Show Pictures… This Wisdom though.
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Today is a broken English day.
. ….
Don’t spoil the fun guys…let’s start..
Me..I wanna food my eat..
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Hey there✋comedians, we bring to you the Top10Jokes challenge.
Drop your best jokes😂🔥.Then thina we’ll post ones the best
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I Remember telling people who were in a Titanic that its going to sink and no one was interested in listening to me.
I screamed and said “get out now” and no one got off the ship. I screamed my lungs out and said “for the fucken last time, get out of that ship right now guys”.And That’s was the last time i warned the victims before i was thrown out of the cinema for good.
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So today I hugged a Xhosa girl immediately I received a bank notification that R125,00 has been deducted from my account
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When I was kidnapped,
my parents snapped into action.
They rented out my room.
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As the year comes to an end,
I urge you to take care of yourself
and avoid accidents because
spare parts for old models like you
are no longer in stock.
forward to other old models you care about.
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In África we dont need Halloween,
.
Some girls make-ups are good enough to
scare us
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Guys need help…if girlfriend i love you is not it at all…
how girlfriend is not into love me cheating boyfriend? ??
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The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
‘Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap’
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Some sins cant be forgiven!!!! I mean how can you use church wi-fi to download porn….
The thunder☇☇☇☇ that is gonna strike you….is still doing its press ups
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