When a white woman fly she is seen as
an angel…
But when a black woman fly she Is seen as
a witch.
So painful.

A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
“To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,” the attorney reads.
“To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.”
“And finally,” the lawyer concludes, “to my cousin Nyaa, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong” (Nyaa smiles hysterically)
And the lawyer continued…
“To my cousin Nyaa, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong,
Hi Nyaa!”

Why pay R250 to see snakes ko di Zoo ?
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when you can just attend a family gathering and see all kinds for free

Husband: “Why are u so angry baby?”😕

Wife: “Our son just called me a bitch”😡

Husband: “oh wow, that disrespectful son of a bitch

In a bus, two women were fighting over a seat,
And the angry drive shouted: “the ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up the whole journey😂😂😂
Some drivers are as wise as King Solomon…

A police officer sees a man driving
around with a pickup truck full of
Squirrels. He pulls the guy over
and says… “You can’t drive
around with squirrels in this town!
Take them to the zoo
immediately.” The guy says “OK”…
and drives away. The next day, the
officer sees the guy still driving
around with the truck full of
squirrels, and they’re all wearing
sun glasses. He pulls the guy over
and demands… “I thought I told
you to take these squirrels to the
zoo yesterday?” The guy replies…
“I did . . . today I’m taking them to
the beach.

My neighbour’s Kia Picanto is stuck…..
Anyone with a FILA sneaker, please come and tow it

Once you understand why the pizza is made round,
packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle……
Then you will undrstand women.

Stop fixing the country
go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted

A guy stuck his head into a barber’s shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?” The Barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2hours”.
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut “?
The Barber looked around at the shop and said “About 3hours”.
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?”
The Barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour only”
The guy left.
The Barber turned to a friend and said Nicholas, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut , but then he doesn’t ever come back.
A little while later, Nicholas return to the shop.
The Barber asked, “So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?
Nicholas looked up, with tears in his eyes and said,
“To your wife at home”

Your daughters Lord.
They hug us and dirty our white shirts with
their brown foundation Lord..!!

Jamaican man was making love to his wife for the 1st time.He suddenly screamed ‘jah bles’ and ran out of the room & came back with a bucket of water & poured t on his wife’s private parts.*
*The frightened wife shouted ‘watagwan wat u rasta man do dat 4?’ the man answered,* *bomboclat woman dis ting too sweet me gwan dilute it, remember me diabetic sweet tings nah good fi mi rastaman……..

I am Enjoying my last R1000 i got from selling one of my kidneys…
Now i am here thinking what’s the use of having two balls 🤔