Every Girl Should Be Treated Like A Queen,
Even If She Looks Like A King
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Me – I think I’m in love with you
Crush – lol, eix. You and your jokes
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We beat up cheating boyfrnd for a living
Call us or Whatapp us on 0828676083
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We are Fixing the Country.
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I grown up knew that love is a key
But now
Somebody changed the lock I think
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Black Parents will always say they don’t
have money, until you are admitted to a
hospital.
Then you will see juice, KFC, Pizza
and some things that you have never
tasted before
Why mara
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The Airtimes That Some Of Us Have Bought This Year Could Have Build Many Universities in South Africa
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Just imagine if we were all naked just like animals
Guess what 🙄🤭
Too much Horny
😲🤣😂🤗
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When my crush says she loves guys who know Mathematics…
i make effort to impress :
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Me : You’re so vertically beautiful and the horizontality of your face is the square root of my love…mh I love you simultaneously
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In a Shop
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Ronnie : “sir can i have that thing over there?”
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Cashier : “Cupcake?”
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Ronnie : “ok Cupcake can i have that thing over there please…
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I Wish I was a Chicken 🐔
No work, no school just Kokrokooo and rape.
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Facebook = You realize how different you are from others.
Twitter = You realize there are people who know exactly how you feel.
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Imagine deleting all the pictures you took with your ex
Boom!! He/She becomes a celebrity
No evidence to show us you once dated.
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To all those Girls I ignored when I was In a relationship I would like to apologise
😭😭😭
I’m sorry the devil was using me!
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One day 3 men were walking through the forest when they were caught by canibals.
The canibals told each man, to bring ten fruits of any kind and swallow, before they could be released, and not killed.
The first man, came with apples, he swallowed three and started coughing, he was killed, the second man came with grapes, he swallowed nine, when he was about to swallow the last one, he started laughing, he was killed, so wen the two men reached heaven, the first man asked the second man, why did you laughed when you had almost swalowed all the grapes? The second man replied, i could not help it, when i saw the third man coming with watermelons. 😂😂😂😂
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CONFUSION is when Ur parents tell u that Sex before marriage is a sin but u appear in their wedding pictures..
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Eggs are so expensive these days Ayee…
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Month end I’m buying a pregnant chicken…
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