I went for a job interview today when I entered the 1st question was “wait please” I answered “65kgs”. They were so happy they all laughed and told me to go back home they’ll call me soon.*

*I’m now ironing my clothes they myt call me early morning tomorrow, guys pray for me.*

Please.. remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that you never have to remind me to remember you, I ALWAYS DO

Need to stop texting when am drunk,
am back with 3 of my ex’s🙇

Just saw my crush walk into
another guys room here at res😫..
I really hope they are going to study

when your Girlfriend post her photo on Facebook asking people how she looks like, my brother just buy her a mirror. We are here for real business. If she is your wife, Big Bros tell her to stop advertising Goods that is not for sale .

Even If U Put The Volume Level On 1🔊
Nigerian Movies Will Always Be Nigerian Movies

Today l smoked weed🍁🍁
And l ended up asking my Granny👵
“Hey baby gal where do l know u from”😁😁😁
it was my first day

I’m at my friends place and her mom cooked 2 hours ago and
I can see he’s hungry. I’m not leaving until they dish up
if they don’t dish
they rather eat at 12 midnight
coz I’m not going anywhere before 11 o’clock.

Dating a married man is like driving a
government car it will never be yours

Some People Have Only Dated One Person And Found Their Soulmates💏..And Then There’s Us Going Around Doing Auditions..

You try to build your relationship
then boom Satan steals the cement

Be a goal digger not a gold digger. Be an independent woman.
Don’t ask for a man to buy you stuff.
Work hard and achieve your dreams.
Know your worth and be worthy