WHY ME…..?
My girlfriend visited me last night.
When she went to bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw Will Smith calling.,.. I didn’t
say much
After that, another call came in and when I
Checked, it CHRIS BROWN Calling
I was a little bit nervous but I calm.
Within few minutes, another call came in from different person, it
Was JUSTIN BIEBER calling. …
I said to myself, Doe’s it
Mean This Girl is A Celeb
And I don’t know?
As if that was not enough
Another call came in with a saved name as
DRAKE
Something stroke my mind and I decided to dial my number what I saw was Papa Penny calling!

There I was, proposing Love to this girl when the stupid girl asked me if I don’t have a girlfriend….

My sister, Have you ever seen anyone going to buy clothes naked?

It’s Only In Africa Where Married Couples Only Hug
When There Is Good News In The Family…

Msunu Is When You Take Ur Girlfriend To The Movies
After When You Cheated..
And The Guy On A Movie Cheat Until The Movie Ends!!!

You never actually watched a full movie coz u blinked 🤞🤞😁

Who Else Used To Pretend To Think Hard
When The Teacher is Looking At Them?

Nelson Mandela Will End Up Be In The Bible… `
Watch The Space!`

A Girl’s Favorite Line When
She is Angry: “Don’t Touch Me

Old people will act as if they know everything
until its time to Load Airtime

Most girls don’t cry after break up these days,
they behave like cashiers in the bank….
next customer please.

Guys
Sometimes you Should take the suitcase, go to the airport, take pictures and go back home😂😂😂😂🙈 just confuse the enemy

I brought my village girlfriend flowers then after an hour, my phone rang when I answered my girlfriend said “Baby this spinach that you brought, tastes funny.”
One word for her…