If she cheat on u this December! Just give her fake money,
Mr price security will deal with her!
you will thank you later

I heard billionaires have been called to report in Sandton tomorrow.
I wonder what they are calling us for guys?

When you failed and you come back late and
when you knock you hear them say education is the key

Speaking on behalf of all ladies out there, guys stop giving us money we are not yo children

Girls need to start looking for guys who have goal,
Ambitions and education because 10 years from now
‘Swag’ isn’t going to pay bills

Man was updating his FB status when he received a kol 4m da police: “Sir, yo wife has died in a car crash, we need u to come and identify the body”. Man: “Im very busy ryt now, can you take a picture of her, tag me. If its her i will press LIKE”

The way I’m Afraid of People
I don’t think I’m gonna attend my Wedding

I’m feeling you & you’re not feeling me & i start feeling someone else & you start feeling me, I’m not going to feel you twice, you feel me?

We must use English the way White people use our languages…
Is you hears me now?

Urgently need a Mercedes Benz S class 2015 model..mileage not more than 15,000km.. ranging between R150 000 – R200 000. It shld have 17 inch rims..tinted windows..Any color with Sunroof. Please send the picture as soon as possible I wanna change my profile pic.

Imaging taking a village girl to a hotel and
waking up the next morning to see her
sweeping the whole compound

You’re no longer broke,
you’re financially humiliated..!