In Africa we don’t need CCTV cameras,
the neighbours are enough .
if you think i’m lying bring your girlfriend at home
when your wife is not around and see

I pic mixed all my Girlfriend’s and Wrote “My sister’s with ma Bae😍😘 ” They all replied” Ohh bby thats so sweet ❤

Mara Guys How Do you Sleep at Night Knowing that
you Don’t Give Your Girlfriend Money?

I prayed hard last night and asked God to remove all the fake things in my life.. And guess what?? I can’t find my Timberland boots 😭😭😭😭

A pastor announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left”. All the men in the church moved to left except one man . The pastor was amused and asked,”How come ur wife can’t control you?”The man quietly replied, “it’s my wife who told me not to move”

If your GF once saw your torn underwear,
it’s very hard to cheat on Her!

If you know a guy who forgave a woman for cheating on him,
tell him panties are on special at PEP…

Real men will put their clothes on first
then put lotion on the remaining visible
parts.

All wife materials are indoors now pressing their phones …plz show yourself???

God is great
my friend just came to visit me
right after i finished eating

I Personally Don’t Understand Why Drunk People Love To Talk Closer To Your Face

She cant cook, clean, iron or wash…the only thing she knows is to be on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram 24/7…and she wants you to marry her.
My brother, her lobolla payment should be : 1gb data bundle, 10 likes and 5 comments

A man happily *updated his Facebook status “Thank you Lord,I have got my salary”.* Five minutes later, he became sad.

You know why?….

*His Landlord LIKED👍 his status.*

My ex is now a lesbian and she’s threating
to get her revenge by beating me

She Was My Crush Until She Posted, “I’m
Cooking Pastor, Soap And Miss Meat for
launch then
Rise and Bins for sleep “