2019 Calendar is Fake 😕😒 ,
i Can’t Even Find 29th February Shame
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My sister Listening to your heart more than your stomach
will make you date broke guys and eat love
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When electricity goes off, Only a Black
person will look outside to make sure the
neighbors are also in the dark
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Hardest part in a relationship is:
“Babe borrow me your phone”..!
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I’ve been here on Facebook posting jokes not knowing people met in my comments, dated and got married behind my back . Without even inviting me.
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A banker confused about Maths,
asks his lady secretary: If I give u 3 millions deducting 17%, how much would u be takin off..
Lady: Every thing, even my panty.!
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i Paid My Rent 😥 , So Don’t Ask Me To Go Out ✋
Because I’m in The Crib Getting My Money’s Worth
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That moment when a short guy compliments u and say
your hair smells nice and u start wondering
which hair is he talking about
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The More I Get To Know Certain People
The More I Realize Why Noah Only Let Animals Bored The Ark.
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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are intimate. The whole street was watching and laughing at YOU yesterday.”
To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke’s on “ALL OF YOU” because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.
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If a doctor marries a nurse,do they
give birth to a patient?
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Marriage certificate is not enough.
i wanna sit next to you in your I.D photo.
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I want to date someone who will respect my Girlfriend..!
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!
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*Africans are difficult to understand*
I tried several times to warn passersby not to urinate at the corner of my wall fence but they never stopped. I decided to write on the wall: *ANYONE FOUND URINATING HERE WILL BE PROSECUTED*, but the vice continued more. Then I decided to write: *PLEASE URINATE HERE WE NEED HUMAN URINE FOR RITUALS*.
This time not only have they stopped urinating on the wall but have abandoned the footpath as well.
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough
to appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.
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