*Christiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi didn’t wake up one day and became world best players , they trained so long …… So if your wife is good in bed , my brother that is not good news , she trained for a long time under different coaches*

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I just went out and saw a ghost
Outside.
Me: hey!!!
Ghost: I hv a boyfriend.
..
..
Am I suppose to single all my life???

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Family members who visits you and ends up taking your clothes, shoes, spray, lipstick, powder, e.t.c..😄

They are not your relatives they are your relathieves.

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THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS FROM CEO OF SUGAR DADDY

To let all girls know that all sugar Daddy are on strike 🙈🙊🙉😂😂😂

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Imagine dating someone who doesn’t
know where Johnnie Walker is going.

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MY DIETING TIPs.
1. Make a list of people who have a problem with your weight.
2. Cut them out of your life.
3. Enjoy having lost hundreds of pounds of idiots.

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On the road to success,
there’s a curve called failure,
a loop called confusion,
speed bumps called friends and red lights called enemies.

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The only time a man can truly remember all the girls he has slept with,
is when he is waiting for his HIV TEST RESULT.

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My Ex found me at Spar in morning and
said: Wow, You are looking good, are u still
alive? And I said no, I’m dead I just came
here to buy groceries then I’ll return to my
grave.
She is no longer talking to me.

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Beyonce Is The 7th beautiful woman on Earth, Has a net worth $380 million dollars💵, Won Grammies more than 4 times.
👇
She forgave Jay-Z for cheating💔!.
•°•
You with 2 bras and 3 panties👙 you want to give us Tough Time..!!?
Mxm!✋😒

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U call me with a private number and you expect me to speak first?..
We will do the breathing competition until your airtime is finished

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Don’t feel bad if you upload a picture
and nobody comments on it.
Who knows ?
Maybe you left everyone speechless .
I’m Just Saying

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Rihana came with this tendency of wearing a top without bra……then girls in Africa copied. Boom the struggle is that some of African girls their boobs look like hospital drips with no water😂😂😂😂😂

How are you African girls

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HE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
•Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa.
-Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile deltas.

•Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America.
-Well developed and open to trade, especially for
someone with cash.

•Between 31 and 35, she is
like India.
-Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own
beauty.

•Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France.
-Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place
to visit.

•Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia.
-Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.

•Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia.
-Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The
frigid climate keeps people away.

•Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia.
-A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no
future.

•After 70, women become like Zimbabwe.
-Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to
go there.

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Dating a girl with big Lips is not the problem

The problem
is when she gives you a kiss and it sounds like
you are taking Screen Shot

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Hey My Sisters😍
If You Want Drama In Your Life ,
Date A Guy Who Doesn’t Drink Alcohol.. He Drinks Girls

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