I was in the market today when someone cover my eyes from behind
and ask me to guess who he was,
I guess for over 30minutes and decided to remove his hand …..
behold was a mad man come see marathon🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂😂😂😂😂
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Grandpa
Go hide ur Teacher is here because you
didn’t go to school today.
Boy.. No you go hide Grandpa I told her
u were dead..
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I like to make people laugh😂. If I don’t make you laugh🙄,
remember🚶 I said ‘people’🤷 not animals..!
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Girlfriend : “I wish i was a Newspaper so i could be in your hands everyday”
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Ronnie : “ok me too i wish you were a Newspaper so i could have a new one everyday”
*
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Side Chick: Reply Me Or Else I’m Posting Us
Me: Hey Hey Hey, Heello… Yewena Hiii
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Sometimes God will bring back your Ex
just to check if you are still stupid
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If Your Girlfriend is always looking Good but you know perfectly well that you haven’t contributed anything towards that; My Brother you are no different from a Security Man👮 guarding a Bank🏧
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No matter how clever you think you are,
but when a 3 year old kid gives you a toy phone,
you will talk to it .
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Any lady who looks great in her natural hair
is capable of stealing your man😆
Thats not even open for discussion
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Google is the second fastest searching
engine…….. A Guy’s eye remain the first
when searching for a beautiful girl in a
crowd.
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Tonight is the longest night of the year,
its sad you gonna spend it alone 😔
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Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend
Boy: “Hey, All The Best”
Girl-Friend: “All The Best To You Too”
But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.
Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart.
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The Problem with Girls they want Cute Boys
.
And Cute Boys have Boyfriends
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Cristiano left Real Madrid and you think
your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you
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HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It’s ok… I am feeling better now
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Stop taking pictures with people’s cars and at people’s gate,
your village people will kill you for nothing thinking you have made it in life.
👂👂👂👂😅😅😅
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