When you trap your boyfriend by
getting pregnant & then he dies_

If a pregnant woman give birth to two babies, the first one comes out at 11:58pm 31st December 2018, and the second baby comes out at 12.05am of 1st January 2019. QUESTION:1. Are they twins? 2.. Are they age mates?3. Which year will they claim? 4 In which month will they celebrate their birthday? Am not understanding..

Relationships Are Not For Everyone,
Some Of You Should Just Stick To Alcohol

The reason my friend got divorced.
On his birthday, his
wife didn’t wish him, his parents
forgot and so did his kids.
He went to work, Even his
colleagues
didn’t wish him….
As he entered his cabin his
secretary
said,” Happy Birthday Boss” he felty
so special, She asked him out to
lunch.
After lunch,she invited him to her
apartment.
They went there,
She said in a sexy voice,”Do you
mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?”
“OKAY”, he said nervously
She came out 5 min later with a
cake and his Wife, his Parents, his
Kids, his Friends,his inlaws and his
Colleagues…
All Screaming, SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
And he was waiting on the
sofa……NAKED!

If she randomly stop texting you, she got back with her boyfriend.
Move on village boy,
she didn’t even like you..!

Most girls would pretend like they know every thing in this world. 😂 😂 😂
.
Until you ask them, “Why does it smell ?”. Then you won’t get an answer.

Use Hospital Language To Describe Your Relationship ? 😒

Me : We Tried All We Could

Their are only two naked thing that can kill a man
1). *Naked wire*
2). *Naked woman*
😂😂😂😂

*Hope I am not lying*

You are on video call with your bae then you see your friend’s jacket on the wall of your bae’s room..!?

Her : Why you Didn’t Complete school ?
Me : I wasn’t the One who started Building it Dummy.

– That Hurtful Moment ,
When Young People Start Using Abbreviations
That You Are Not Familiar With

Laughter is the best Medicine”
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!