Somewhere in Africa there’s a 35 year old man who is mad that his mom didn’t leave money for bread

A naked woman robbed a bank and no
Man saw her face… Men can be useless sometimes.

TEARGAS is Just An ONION That Went To A Private School

POLICE OFFICER: “Sir, I don’t understand.
You lost the credit card a year ago, why are
you reporting it now?”
MAN: “The thief wasn’t spending nearly as
much as my wife used to…”
POLICE OFFICER: “But why report it now?”
MAN: “I think the thief’s wife got hold of it
now.”

Imagine fighting with another woman over your
“Man”then boom there are five more to go and
thats when you will realise that
you have a tournament..
Stay strong my sister..

FOR MEN ONLY
When you marry a woman,
Her mother becomes your mother-in-LAW,
Her father becomes your father-in-LAW,
Her brother becomes your brother-in-LAW,
Her sister becomes your sister-in-LAW,
Her extended family becomes your in-LAWS.
So, whom do you think your wife is?
SHE is the LAW!
OBEY the LAW and have peace with the state.
Don’t argue with me on this please.

Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls Bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!

Teacher: “Who is the President of
South Africa?”
Children: “Dingiswayo.”
Teacher: “Correct, and the Minister
of. Defence?”
Children: “Benny McCathy.”
Teacher: “Correct. What is the
capital city of South Africa?”
Children: “Mangaung.”
Teacher: “Very good, and who
composed the National Anthem?”
Children: “Ladysmith Mambazo.”
Teacher: “Excellent. What do you
call people from Mosco?”
Children: “Mosquitoes.”
Teacher: “Perfect. How much is 2 +
5?”
Children: “25.”
Teacher: “That’s great, you’re going to be stupid like this until your government
increases my salary!

Guys
Sometimes you Should take the suitcase, go to the airport, take pictures and go back home😂😂😂😂🙈 just confuse the enemy

I Don’t Care Whether We Started Dating 10min Ago ”
I Can’t Live Without You And We’ve Been Through A Lot”

I think, I’m going to lose my drivers
license…
and all just because of a stupid
police officer…
The conversation went like this,
when I got pulled over in my car:
Officer: “License and registration,
please, I think you are drunk!”
Me: “I assure you, I did not drink
anything.”
Officer: “Ok, let’s do a little test!
Imagine driving in the dark on a
highway at night, when you see two
lights in the distance. What is this?”
Me: “A car.”
Officer:”Of course! But which one? A
Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?”
Me:”I have no idea!”
Officer:”So, you’re drunk.”
Me:”But I didn’t drink anything.”
Officer:”Okay, one more test —
Imagine, you drive in the dark on a
highway at night, and there is one
light coming at you.What is it?
Me:”A motorcycle.”
Officer:”Of course! But which one? A
Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?”
Me:”I have no idea!”
Officer:”As I suspected, you’re drunk!”
Then I started to get annoyed and
asked a counter question.
Me:”So…, counter question — You’re
driving in the dark on a highway at
night and see a woman on the
roadside. She wears a mini skirt,
fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes
and only a bra as a top. What is this?”
Officer:”A prostitute of course.”
Me:”Yes, but which one? Your
daughter, your wife or your mother?”
Things went downhill from there and
now I have a court date to attend…

One Man can control 16 Cows with 1 Stick 😎 Can I go deeper?

if He Doesn’t Get Angry When You Refuse To Give Him “🍑” ,
Be Worried My Sister !!

Whites : yoh! That guy, He’s very Tall
.
Blacks ; Lol look at your Brother over there