Teacher: “Who is the President of
South Africa?”
Children: “Dingiswayo.”
Teacher: “Correct, and the Minister
of. Defence?”
Children: “Benny McCathy.”
Teacher: “Correct. What is the
capital city of South Africa?”
Children: “Mangaung.”
Teacher: “Very good, and who
composed the National Anthem?”
Children: “Ladysmith Mambazo.”
Teacher: “Excellent. What do you
call people from Mosco?”
Children: “Mosquitoes.”
Teacher: “Perfect. How much is 2 +
5?”
Children: “25.”
Teacher: “That’s great, you’re going to be stupid like this until your government
increases my salary!
