POLICE OFFICER: “Sir, I don’t understand.
You lost the credit card a year ago, why are
you reporting it now?”
MAN: “The thief wasn’t spending nearly as
much as my wife used to…”
POLICE OFFICER: “But why report it now?”
MAN: “I think the thief’s wife got hold of it
now.”


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