Y’all Demanding BLACK FRIDAY Specials 😏 ,
What if Your Employer Paid You Half The Salary
And call it A BLACK FRIDAY Special For Him ?

*IT’S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES.*..

*Teacher:* ”Construct a sentence containing the word “sugar”
*Pupil:* ”I was drinking tea this morning.”
*Teacher:* ”Where is the word sugar.”
*Pupil:* ”It is already in the tea..!!”

Nobody walks faster than someone
who has been given extra change at the shop

A Marriage without a side chic is like a
government without opposition party.
Let us not be dictators in our marriages,
allow democracy…

*A man can stay with an unemployed wife for twenty years and still be happy.*
*But if a woman works for five days the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.*

Vodacom be like:
Recharge with R250 airtime for three years every month to unlock your R3 advance

Women don’t want us looking in their handbags because
that’s where they keep the secret to winning arguments.

The Ability To Control Tears When Food Doesn’t Reach You At A Function/Occasion Is The Highest Level Of Maturity

Since when do men bath everyday
We are losing our culture

Some parents want their daughters to get
married but don’t allow them to go out. What do
they expect them to do?
Sit at home and
download the husband?*

How Much 5Litre Of 4 Cousins Will Cost
If I Bring My Own Cousins???

Teacher: Jack, Go to the map and find North America.

Jack: Here it is

Teacher: Good Jack. Now class who discovered North America?

Class: Jack.

Dear Fat Girls

Eat Whatever You Want To Eat,
If People Try To Judge You About Your Weight,
Eat Them Too.!!

Ladies, when you are hurt does removing your whatsapp profile picture make you feel better? 🤔