“When you are in high School a guy from University takes your girlfriend.

You go to University a guy who is working takes your girlfriend, then you start working a guy with a car takes your girlfriend.

You buy a car a sugar daddy takes your girlfriend.

Now you become rich yourself and here comes a six-packed dude from University and he takes your girlfriend/wife…

Ladies, tell us, what exactly do you want from your men?”

Why do people that are dating our exes think we hate them?

We just thought that we must just give you leftovers

Breakup is for small girls, Real women
pause the relationship and resume when
he is back to his senses.

The way I enjoy when someone is begging
me… I just can’t wait to be an ancestor…

Hie all….
I am selling a double door fridge for only R500 but doesnt have a door and that is not a problem because you can use a curtain as a door😂

Inbox if you are interested.

When Superman flies you call him a hero but when our grannies fly you call them witches 🧙🏽‍♀️.. Is it because they are ugly?

*WE ARE BLACK AND WE DONT CARE WHAT THEY THINK OF US**
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-We call every toothpaste COLGATE
We don’t care
-We call every cooking oil FISH OIL
We are proud
-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who’s sitting there ”
We are like that
-We call every cold drinks COKE
We don’t care
-We steal your belongings and help you look for them
We are just like that
-We name our dogs TIGER or Spider
We don’t give a f**k
-We promise to stab you with a slap or bare hand
We are sometimes strange
-We eat a fruit an expect to be healthy at the same time
We don’t care
-When electricity goes we go out and,check if it’s the whole street
We are just like that
-We blame atchar for smelling armpits even if we didn’t bath
We are sometimes weird
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card
We don’t have a problem
-We buy something,skip instruction&ask neighbors how it’s used
We don’t care
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it 3x before going
We are cautious
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going
We are like that
-We pay R500 to a sangoma so we can know who stole R50
We are sometimes weird
-We turn off the volume just to smell what’s burning
We are like that
-When we go out we turn on the lights just to confuse thieves
We are smart
-We share beers and cigarettes but we don’t share opportunities
We are sometimes selfish
We are proud to be black and we love ourselves like that

When you are broke, you’ll discover that 98% of your contacts are useless.

Facebook is meant for chatting but since girls don’t reply to our messages, we are now Comedians and it is working.

Jealousy can make an African girlfriend read all the 400 comments on her boyfriend’s post & check their profiles..!

Pastor found a baboon that could talk. So
he taught it how to sing, pray and preach.
At one Sunday service, Pastor says to
congregation, “The Baboon is going to
pray today.” The Baboon sat still and the
Pastor repeated but the Baboon did not
respond. After the service pastor asks,
“Why didn’t you want to pray when I
asked you to?” Baboon says, “Was it
necessary to say baboon? You could have
at least said Brother Babs!”