When I’m Drunk🍺 I Become Very Alert👀… Before Crossing The Road I Look Left⬅ And Right ➡ For Cars🚗 And Bikes🚲 And Then Look Up⬆ For Aeroplanes✈ And Down For Bombs💣 Then Look Back For Kidnappers💂 After That I Hold My Beer🍺 And Walk Zig Zag🔀🔀 To Avoid Bullets🔫
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