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Top 10 Female rejection lines.
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1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.😅

2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.😁

3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: I don’t want to be seen in
public with a dork like you.😋

4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I’m busy seeing other guys.
Who are you again?🤗

5. I’ve got a boyfriend.
Translation: I’d rather be with my male cat
and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.😊

6. I don’t date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn’t date you if you were
in the same solar system, much less the
same building.😊

7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: It’s you.😂

8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.🤗

9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I’ve sworn off men like you.😊

10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I
can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I
meet and go out with. I appreciate the male
perspective.😊
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Top 10 Male rejection lines.
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1. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You’re ugly.😂

2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You’re ugly.😂

3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: You’re ugly.😅

4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You’re ugly.😂

5. I’ve got a girlfriend.
Translation: You’re ugly.😂

6. I don’t date women where I work.
Translation: You’re ugly.😅

7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: You’re ugly.😂

8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: You’re ugly.😁

9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: You’re ugly.😂

10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: You’re totally ugly.😅

You can’t be born in February
And be
Normal even the month is not
Complete…

No one is Busier like a Girl who is not Interested in you she be like
“Call me Later…am busy counting my Stretch Marks!!!

When you want to leave the library but you can’t,
because the people you found there are still there..!!

Please my people I need your advice:
If it wise for a young guy to MARRIAGE A WINDOW?

Hard guy Hard guy, but your parents still
force you to get a hair cut.

My girlfriend switched off her phone when it rang ,
it shows respect I’m proud of her

When asked the similarities between

Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃

Shakespeare replied,

They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning

If you need the nearest and cheapest guesthouse ask married men💍
they always know these things..

Ladies when cooking for your in-laws especially for the first time their is that voice that tells you “add more salt” “add more salt” don’t do it,, repeat never ever do that,,, it’s a voice of the village witches trying to scutter your marriage

In China, they eat Rats and Theres Nothing wrong with that. Would it not be a good idea since we as South Africans don’t eat Rat, Start Rat Farms and Export them to China?…. I have been a Resident of Thokoza, Yho! Those Rats are huge. I hear Alex Got Rats too and Rats Give birth like nobody’s business, this could be a multi billion Rand business

– Teacher : What’s Blue And Not Very Heavy ? 😕
– Me : Light Blue

Her: bbe where are you?

Me: I am at taxi rank waiting for the taxi.

Her: make it fast bbe I missed you.

Me: ohk bbe I’ll wait little bit faster.

When you see a poor Man driving a Mercedes Benz
You know it is second hand nd the Mileage is really high..
Likewise when you see a poor Man Marrying a beautiful Woman

My brother if you want to confuse all your girlfriends,just Photogrid all of them and write ”My sisters and the love of my life”.They will all reply with ,”Babe that’s sweet”.
Now I have a feeling wisdom is about to murder me.