Maybe if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.

I cant eat…. My neighbour just bought a brand new car.

i Just Beat A Homeless Woman So That She Can Go To Hospital And Have A Bed To Sleep On

This thing of sleeping with a phone in your hand Look now I just bought a house online

Person 1: Hey Rachyl, do you remember me? Person 2: Wrong number. Person 1: What’s your number then?

White kid : Sorry mom I’ll try harder next term Black kids: ahh but I’m not the only one who Continue Reading..

That one person who has been single for almost a century and when they start dating they be posting pictures Continue Reading..

Who Else Says “Let Me Tell You The Truth” And Then Lie Worse