lets clap hands and celebrate short people finaly made it to 2019

MY BEST FRIEND ————————— Before the King went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen ), in the Continue Reading..

Having a twin is cool, the problem starts when you are drunk and find your twin in bed and be Continue Reading..

We can f**k, hang out, go on dates, move in together, introduce me to you family, have kids but only Continue Reading..

Him:👨 babe is it true that you failed English? Her:👩 who telled you them? Him👨 okay babe never mind

Girls if your boyfriend impregnants you and run away, date your crush and blame it on him, we don’t want Continue Reading..

I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a 🐀Rat 😥🙄

Some Guys will never take a Girl out on a date. All they know is: “When will you come visit Continue Reading..