Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first baby says “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here”. The second baby says “I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here”. And the last baby says “I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here im going to cut it off.

[After fetching my school report]
Ronnie : “dad i have some great news”

Dad : “what son?
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Ronnie : “remember that E200 that u promised to give me once i pass?
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Dad : “yes my son”
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Ronnie : “well!, you can keep it”

JOKE OF THE DAY
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Wife sent a message to her husband 📩 Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi 🙋 to you “.
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Husband : Who is Priscilla 🤔?
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Wife : Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message

😃😂😋😉

Twist in the tale…..
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Husband : But I’m with Priscilla right now , so which Priscilla are you talking about?
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Wife : Where are you….?😡😡😡

Husband: Near the vegetable market😎

Wife : Wait I’m coming there right now …!
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?

Husband:”I’m at office. Now that u’r at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need 🍉

Treat your Bae right and God will bless you
with another one, can i get some
AMEN

Just when you’re chilling NICELY at home n you’re about to eat 🍴
Then comes in an SMS saying IT’S OVER

Am sure people who lived in bible were whites only,
Black people can’t kill a person who turns water into alcohol .

witchcraft is when your father is Bill Hates
instead of Bill Gates

Nobody walks faster than someone who has been
given extra change at the shop

That moment when you bought chips with ur last cents,
then you open your chips and you see
your friends throwing away their chappies