If a woman get angry because you came
back late @ night ,she’s right cz it’s danger
out there
.
Please Gents respect them and come back
In the Morning
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Teacher : Add question tag!
“A girl is naked”
Mbula : Where is she?
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You can buy gifts but not love.
You can pretend smile but not happiness.
You can lie to others but not to yourself.
You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
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I am looking for the girlfriend for the second semester. Girlfriend Pocket Allowance R1800, 5GB data montly and R1500 clothes allowance montly.
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Bill: Why are you so tense?
Jack: Just fought with my wife. That woman just fights for no reason at all.
Bill: Why what happened?
Jack: We both were excited and about to start having sex …
she removed her Top and jeans ….
I just asked why are you wearing your sister’s Underwear ..
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I just washed a “Polo” shirt I bought from China mall
this afternoon and
the man on the horse decided to stay in the water
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Guys I Need Your Advace “If Your Girlfriends Is You On
But Love Was Still Him To There Or Go Must Be Heh???
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Ladies with less than 2✌
Boyfriends are forever angry…
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What Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions
Your Greatest Enemy Falls From 8th Floor, On Your Brand New Car
And You Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry
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2018 Woman Who Drink Heineken
Will Give Birth At Men’s Clinic
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A month ago i gave my number to this beautiful girl😊😋……she said “I will text You when i get home”
I think she is homeless😕 cause i’m still waiting
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once upon a time santa was bathing with head and shoulders and
when banta comes and says why are you applying the shampoo
in shoulders.
he said that idiot it is written as head and shoulders.
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Whoever sold a calculator to my grandmother and told her
it’s a mobile phone your days are numbered
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DJ PHIRI 😇💿🎙
Journalist: When Did you Start your Career of Mixing?😇😇😇
Phiri: At Primary School!😎😎😎
Journalist: Really? So amazing.😃😃😃
Phiri: I used to Mix English and Maths in One Exercise Book
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I wanna mix russian bear🍺,18-18
And Brutal 8🍻 while Smoking weed🍁🍁…..
.
Any words 4 me
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The pain of helping a lady carrying a 25kg meali meal
and she gives you a wrong number
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