Being cheated on by the girl u love will humble you..,
You will find yourself asking your dog:
“Please tell me.. how do u treat your bitch?”

A teacher’s letter to a parent:

“Dear Parent, Jabu your son, doesn’t smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to take his bath.”

Parent replies:
“Dear Teacher, Jabu is not a rose flower. Don’t smell him, just teach him! Thank you.”

I decorate my bedroom, to be like my classroom.
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Just so that I can fall asleep easily…

The Worst Feeling is When You Feel Like You’re Annoying
The Only Person You Wanna Talk To

When you’re in bed with bae and
you so wanna play with her hair…
but it’s on the chair in the dining room

You have been single from January to October
and as we enter in November you found love.
Bro do not accept,
the devil wants to play with your little savings …
Concentrate!

what is the opposite of Transparent

👶Transchildren

I only want one girlfriend but if God gives me Five,
Who am i to say no?

There’s no WAY that goes to Heaven that allows you to do what seems to be right on your eyes or what you wish.

I was so broke until my bundle of joy came back
with his teachers wallet

If you take her phone and she doesn’t react,
marry her next weekend my brother.
They are only 3 in Africa🌍..!