That awkward moment when you talk to someone
and you spit on their face.
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How Much 5Litre Of 4 Cousins Will Cost
If I Bring My Own Cousins???
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No one runs faster than a girl with makeup
when it suddenly starts raining….
Even a cheetah cannot catch her
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Besides : It’s Over!!!
Which Other Two Words Do You Know
That Can Change A Play Boy In To A Pastor ?
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Couples holdin hands during their wedding is the same as
2 boxers shaking hands before the fight begins..!
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An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free. After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply, “WHICH TRIP?”
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All men who wear shoes size 3 to 7 must also wear
g-string and attend baby showers!!!
Lets not argue on this!!! You know what i mean
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Touching your pockets and not feeling
your phone shocks more than electricity..!
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The pain of helping a lady carrying a 25kg meali meal
and she gives you a wrong number
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Have you ever made up a fake story and
your loyal friends say i remember that
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At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work. They finally went with mine.
“I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral,” I said.
“No,” said the boy. “Your painting’s wider, so it’ll cover three holes in our wall.”
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Knowing English does not equate intelligence.
There are hobos in London
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They send you this emoji😂..
but in reality the facial expression is like this emoji😠
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🙎♀️:Babe
🧔:Yes Babe
🙎♀️: I am home alone 😋
🧔:Don’t worry your ancestors are with you 😏
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RESPECT YOUR PARTNER’S PHONE SO THAT
THE DAYS OF UR RELATIONSHIP WILL BE
INCREASED.
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I’ve always wondered why women are always slapping their heads….
….but now I remember we used to do the same to old TVs
when they were not getting proper network signal….
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