*Once again please*

*If you are experiencing the following:*

*1. Headache*
*2. Poor eyesight*
*3. High temper*
*4. Always out of mind*
*5. Difficulty in sleeping*
*6. Easily gets angry*
*7. Cant communicate properly*
*8. Feeling dizzy*

*This is not CORONAVIRUS!*
*these are symptoms of a*
*person with no money!!!* *It is called POVID-20….Poverty Virus Disease 2020*

*Don’t get scared, this one doesn’t kill*. 🤔😅😄😀😜😆

*Stay at home & Be safe***

If you shave your eyebrows completely and
draw them with a pencil again..
Dont ask for any money from us to do your hair..
Just shave it completely and draw your weave of your dream…

Private school: Good morning class
Learners: Good Morning Teacher.

Government school: Good Morning Class
Learners: Goooooooood Mooooorniiiing Teeeeaaacheeeeer 😯

Every school has that one teacher who
knows how to control the students more
than the Principal

If u slap me on my right cheek,I’ll turn my left cheek 4 u 2 slap too
Then we’ll sit down as adults&discuss how u want ur funeral

My girlfriend said I must delete my Facebook account or
she’s leaving me
So I’ll be back guys; let me help her pack her bags

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)

I only want one girlfriend but if God gives me Five,
Who am i to say no?

I owe MTN R15 airtime🤔now they’ sent me an SMS saying’ recharge with R20.00 and win a car🤔so” they think I’m stupid

Gone are the days when Football was
watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s
watched by terrified gamblers!!!