A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..😕😕
If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.
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It’s Funny How your Parents Tell You
It’s Their House🏠
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But Soon As Something Needs Cleaning
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It Magically Becomes Yours Too
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That moment when you come to your bae wearing panties with laces, and he just takes it off together with your jeans and throws them away behind the bed not bothering looking at it.
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Fat girls are the most selfish people in the world
they will sit down with a mini skirt
and you will see nothing
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If you had to choose between watching Jab Harry Met Sejal & playing the Blue Whale Challenge, which building would you choose to jump from?
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Two wrong don’t make a right,
take your parents as an example
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Men who give their women their ATM cards
and Payslips with their whole salaries,
have a special corner in Heaven with
air conditioners and Free WiFi
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Yesterday I saw my crush drinking water
i didn’t know we have so much in common
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Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends. he will leave you for a decent girl then use your story for a testimony at church
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Me : How much is the taxi fare
Taxi driver:R10
Me : For my bags
Taxi driver :they are free
Me : take the bags I’ll walk
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If your girlfriend is pretty and
a lot of guys want her,
that’s another reason to keep her
and treat her right.
You got what they can’t have.
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Don’t ever feel like you’re struggling alone!
You’re not alone we’re all struggling
covid-19
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Sorry the joke is still under construction….
but do come back tomorrow 😙
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School Trip…
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Whites: Apple, Juice & R100
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Blacks: Full Chicken, Sandwich, Fridge, Stove,
Geyser, Mogodu, Half skop, Achar & R200
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Papa: Akpos!!! Come
Akpos: Am here dad
Papa: take this #50 and get me an exercise book
Akpos:He collected the money
Papa: Akpos
Akpos:sir
Papa:how much is it
Akpos: I don’t know but I think is #100 upward
Papa: Hmm…. Thief
Akpos: No ooo, a woman……..
Papa: Shouted, go and buy me any book sales #50
Akpos:buh……..
Papa: But what?, what do you know, common go.
Just buy any book for me I want to write some stories down.
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5min later,
Akpos: Papa this is the book you sent me (he stretched a drawing book to him)
Papa: Which book is this,
Akpos: drawing book
Papa: (in loud voice ) I told you to buy me a book to write a story, you went and buy me a drawing book. Did I want to draw!!!
Akpos:But papa, you said any book na, this is also a book na. D. R. A. W. I. N. G. B. O. O. K
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“No Thanks, I’m A Vegetarian” Is A Funny Thing To Say
When Someone Tries To Hand You Their Baby 🤣😂
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