– Parents These Days Can’t Control Their Kids in Public ✋ ..
All My Mom Had To Do is To Look At Me A Certain Way
And i Would Get it Together

When you are broke, you’ll discover that 98% of your contacts are useless.

Main Chicks Don’t Comment On They Man
Posts Or Pictures They Monitor The Comment
Section And Screenshot The Suspicious Ones
For Verification

Some girls are really Childish and immature..

Rich: Hi😀
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Her: sorry I don’t date broke guys😕
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Rich: I don’t want to date you😆.. I only wanted to to tell you that I saw u on tv today😐
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Her: owww😊☺😊 really?😹 which channel?😛
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Rich: Animal channel😯😒
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Boom I was blocked

have stopped drinking alcohol if u see me drinking just know I’m celebrating how I stopped drinking.

Imagine The iPhone That I Bought With My Own Money
Is Correcting My English😕

Remember growing up saying “I want to
be a pilot”.
20 years later the only thing you do related
to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.

I don’t know what is wrong with me anytime someone calls me sweetheart🙈🙈 I will just be sending Credit to the person 😀😀😀😀🏃🏃🙈😛

A couple had a quarrel one evening. When it was time to sleep, the man lay on the floor while the lady slept on the bed. Later into the night, the husband had an erection, he then held his small man and said “you better sleep, didn’t you see that I quarreled with her?”

The lady replied:

“don’t involve everybody in our quarrels, the case is between you and I, don’t involve him. Allow him to come and play with his friend”

I was watching a Chinese movie, suddenly the actor started to cough.
I turned off TV, lets be careful 😏

Apparently there are disagreements of Zuma’s retirement package. They offered him $800,000 but he refused saying that he wants something with a million in it.
So they said how about half a million? He agreed!!

Mr Price clothes are very nice but the problem is that you will be wearing that item with 800 other people.

That moment when 🤔 you at a wedding 🤵🏾👰🏾 and you enjoying the seven colors 🍲🍝🍱 and then boom pastor Lukau start praying 🗣 and all beef 🥩and di chickens 🍗 starts ressurecting 🐓🐄 and you are left with rice and onions in your plate

Teacher: “Rich the composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brothers’. Did you copy his?”

Rich: “No madam, it’s the same dog