Welcome to Africa where Anna dates John, gets impregnated by Mike , William accepts the pregnancy, Marvellous pays the damage, Alfred raises the child then gets married to Eric* *😂😂😂imagine *
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You invite a lady for a date and she brings her friend. Dont panic, devote all attention to her friend. She won’t repeat that nonsense in 2018
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What is confusion 😖❓
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Confusion is when you steal meat 🍗 from the pot🥘, and you forget whether the spoon 🥄 was on top or inside the pot..
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If you understand why Pizza🍕 is made Round🔵, Packed in a Square⬛ and Eaten in Triangles🔺. Then my friend you will Understand Girls..! 👌
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WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Atitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
*Women ~ Pantieless
Everything is becoming LESS but
still our hopes are ~ Endless.
Infact am ~ Speechless
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My girlfriend caught me cheating
Should I forgive her?👀
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An American girl will introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
n her will be like, wow his cute
But when a Nigerian introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
she be like ehe oya tell him we are hungry
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I was Shocked when I
heard A fat girl
singing I believe I Can Fly ”
My sister,
have you Ever seen an
Elephant Flying
Before?
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Its Wise To Tell Her That You Want Her Back
Than Talking Bad About Her
Some Of Us Find Bad Girls Very Attractive Bro
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When I’m Mad At Bae😏
I Even Remove Her From “Bluetooth Paired Device”
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Vodacom shake everyday be like,
“You have won two chicken from your neighbor as X-mas gift. Please take your gift at night and make sure that no one is seeing you because it’s a suprise… enjoy”
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I cant Love Single People baba,
I Dont Want To Be Single” Forever
I Love Those Who Are Married
And Those Who Are Engaged
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Husband: Why is the house not clean yet u have spent the whole day home😐
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Wife: why are we not Rich yet u always spend the day at work?
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African Girls That Want To Date Drake, Trey Songs, Justin Bieber etc.
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Once You Have Him, How Will You Explain The Rope Around Your Waist
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Some Girls be like: “I can’t date a broke guy” but if you can see their bedrooms, even Responsible Rats🐀🐁 will not live there..!
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If you can’t control your woman…
Then you’ve found the right one..!
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