My boss has been calling me bullet for the past three days.
I think he wants to fire me😼

When they see a ‘White Man’ with a laptop
they see businessman but ‘Black Man’ they see a DJ

Wife : “I wish I was a newspaper so
I could be in your hands everyday”
–
Man : “Me 2 I wish you were a newspaper
so I could have a new one everyday”

Do you see those pictures you took together with your boyfriend while both of you are laughing, one day you are going to delete them crying…

A man gets home early from work and hears strange
noise coming from the bedroom, he rushes upstairs only
to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting.
“What’s up” he asked” I am having a heart attack” the
woman cries. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for
an ambulance, but just as he’s dialing, his 4yr old son
comes up and says;”Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding
in your closet and he’s got no clothes on. The man slams
the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door, sure enough, there is his brother totally naked on
the closet floor. “You idiot!” the man says, “my wife is
having a heart attack and you are running around naked
scaring the kids. Come on dress up we need to take her
to the hospital”. Describe the husband in one word

No matter how fast the taxi driver is going . There’s always that person who is in a hurry more than the driver when the driver over takes you’ll hear them say mxm to show that the driver is doing nothing

And then he gives his fb account and you open conversations and find that they start with “me too”

I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs.
I hear that they have to pick up food from the floor
when they have dropped it.

One day, Korack Was in Class when the Teacher Walked In. After Teaching for sometime, the teacher Decided to Make the Class an Interactive One. Here’s what ensued…
TEACHER: Who is a pharmacist?🤔
Only Korack Raised up his Hand.✋🏼
TEACHER: Is it only Korack who’s in this class?Still there was nobody else to answer the question except Korack.😐
TEACHER: Ok Korack, Answer the Question. But before you do, take this Cane and Beat Everybody in the Class with it.😬😬
Korack, filled with Happiness, did as his Teacher said and beat all His Classmates with the cane in his Hands.😀😁
TEACHER: Now you can answer the question Korack Tell these Dumb Students Who a Pharmacist is.😚☺🙂
KORACK: “A Pharmacist is a Farmer who Assist People.”😕😕
The teacher fainted!😆😂

A man from Venda resigned from work
after winning lotto in dreams