Best friend is a snake they will bite u just like that 🤞🤞🤞🤞😁… Don’t trust anyone 🤒
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Best friend is a snake they will bite u just like that 🤞🤞🤞🤞😁… Don’t trust anyone 🤒
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A moment of silence for people who were born on 29th February in this group….coz this year has nothing like 29th Feb….So how will you wish them ??
HAPPY DELETED BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE or what??
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I Think I Have A Serious Problem…
Today I Was Reading Daily Sun
News Paper And Find Myself
Looking For A “Like” Button..
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Not all men are trash🤗🤗…..and not all men are dogs🐕….
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Some of them are garbage!!!!!
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You’re not obligated to prove to social media that your
“working”, “getting money” , or “In relationship”
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Because of load shedding
I’m even afraid of changing my hairstyle
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Doctor: “I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor”
Santa (Jumps In Joy): “Yesss”
Doctor: “Did You Understand What I Just Told You?”
Santa: “Yes Of Course, Do You Think I’m Dumb?”
Doctor: “Then Why Are You So Happy?”
Santa: “Because That Proves That I Have A Brain“
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A woman’s cleavage is like the sun…
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You can look but its dangerous to stare
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Teeth said to Tongue:
-if i just pres u litle,u wil get cut.-
Toungue replied:
if i misuse one word against someone,
then your 32 will come out.
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Hello Ladies, stop viewing our profile pictures before replying our chats, some of us hav ugly pictures wit handsome bank account
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You have just Won 80 Million and your Bae shouts”We are Rich!!!
Give your Reply??
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Today’s kids are so spoilt that they don’t know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:
1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not replying back to an elder
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished
11. Not greeting visitors
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset
16. Eating at the neighbour’s home
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
26.Stumbling and falling when walking…
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I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night: “Hi Babe I’m At The Pub With Some Lads, Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare My Favourite Dish Before I Return.”
I Sent Another Text: “Babe I Forgot To Tell You That I Got An Increase In My Salary At The End Of The Month I’m Getting You A New Car”
She Text Back In One Second: “OMG Really?”
I Replied: “No I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Got My First Message.“
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Imagine Going To Heaven And All The Kids
You’ve Been Aborting Says
“There She Goes!!!”.
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Giyani Niggas Will Walk🚶 Their Girls To The Taxi🚕
Rank Without His T-shirt👕 On And
His Belt Loosened,Just To Show
People He Was Hitting
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If Actions Speak Louder Than Words,
Then Why Do We Learn English Instead Of Kungfu ?
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