People That Don’t Know Me Think I’m Shy😖
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People That Know Me Wish I Was
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A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!
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15 years from now, I can see myself living in a mansion with a handsome engineer with 2 kids. The two kids will call him papa, while they’ll call me yaya.
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That Awkward Moment When you’re dancing with your Blesser and the Dj change the song and play……….Luther Vandross ~ Dance with my father
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person is a person, but wen he enters
Hospital….. Patient
Taxi…… Passenger
Shop….customer
School…student
Stadium… Fan
But my Question is .. What do we call a person who enters TOILET
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My Ex was tryin to embarrass me in front of her frnds by sayin
am not good in bed…🍑🍆
She was shocked when they all disagreed
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Her : Hey Sugar
Me : Hey Teabag
Her : What?
Me : I Thought We Were Making a Tea..
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Nobody cheat like a guy who always say
“The problem is that you don’t trust me”
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Physics students let’s confuse them😁
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Me : Cash Receipt Journal
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Teacher : one day we will all be beautiful 😊 which tense is that learners 😅
Learners :future impossible tense!!!!!! 🙆
Teacher : 😲😲
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Protitutes are the only people
who are telling the truth when saying
”It was a pleasure doing business with you”
The rest are just pure liers
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Madness is putting your girlfriend on your Whatsapp profile while other boys are putting her on bed. You need serious treatment.
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Insecure guy
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Guy: bae where are you??? Girl: I’m in church
love ! Guy: Give Jesus the phone.
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Yesterday i introduced Bae to my mom she was so happy to meet her 😊
Tomorrow am going to introduce her to another one i want to make her proud
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The ” Krrrrrr ” Sound That ATM Makes While Withdrawing Money
is Better Than Hearing ” i Love You
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Some Of You Only Go To Church To Avoid
Cooking And Cleaning..!
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