Sometimes you just have to post on someone’s wall
and say,”Babe last night was epic” just to cause trouble
between those two happy couples.
They can’t be happy while we struggling out here 😡😡
there..

When a girl keep starring at you.
There are two things involved,
it’s either she likes you or she’s farting slowly

Mai Chinoz goes to Home Affairs to register for child benefits. “How many children?” asks the assessor?
“Ten”she replies,
“Ten?” exclaims the Home Affairs worker.
“What are their names?”
“Assnut,Assnut,Assnut,Assnut, Assnut,Assnut,Assnut,Assnut, Assnut and Assnut ”
… “Doesn’t that get confusing?” “Naah…” says Mai Chinoz. “It’s
great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to
shout Assnut, YOUR SUPPER’S READY or
Assnut GO TO BED NOW and they all do it…”
“What if you want to speak to one individually?” says the perturbed Home
Affairs worker.
“That’s easy,” says Mai Chino… “I just use their surnames”

Who Else still Does That Risky Naked Run
From Bathroom To Bedroom????

Wanna impress real men ??
Go to school …your curves mean nothing to us

Follow instructions carefully to crack
the code.
[1] Chali has got a secret that he wants to
tell you, scroll down to number 5
[2] The answer is on number 11
[3] Don’t be angry, look at 15
[4] Calm down don’t be mad look at 13
[5] Kikiki 1st look at number 2
[6] Don’t be that angry look at 12
[7] Just trying to wish u all a FRUITFUL
WEEK!,hope u already having a grt monday!
love y’all bangane and fans…
[8] What I wanted to tell you is… THE
ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient look at 4
[10] This is the last time I’m going to do
this look at 7
[11] I hope you’re not mad when I say
this look at 6
[12] Sorry look at 8
[13] Don’t get mad look at 10
[14] I don’t know how to say this but
look at 3
[15] You must be really mad at me now
but look at number 9

I don’t know what’s wrong with me
but every time a girl calls me “baby”
I send her airtime 😑

Dear Systems Analyst,

My name is nyaa I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as “Boys’ Night out 2.5” and “soccer 5.3” no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected “Saturday pool 6.3” always fails and “Saturday Shopping 7.1” runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to “Girlfriend 7.0”, but uninstall doesn’t work on this program. Can you please help?
CONCERNED
Selibona Nyaa

…. AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:
Dear Mr Nyaa,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors’ Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the………
C: APOLOGIZE FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C: APOLOGIZE FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as “Flowers 2.0” and “Chocolates 5.0” or “HUGS KISSES 600.0” or “TENDERNESS UNDERSTANDING 1000.0″ or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1” (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install “Secretary 2.1” (Short Skirt Version) or “One Nightstand 3.2” (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES Nyaa!

Yours, Systems Analyst,

Boss: Where were you born?
Nya: Zimbabwe.
Boss: Which part?
Nya: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in Zimbabwe.
Nya and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car.
Xolie: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Nya: Don’t worry, I have one more.
Nya: What is the name of your car?
Xolie: I forgot the name, but it starts with ‘T’.
Nya: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Nya joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what Nyaa did till evening.
Nyaa: Keyboard letters were not in Alphabetical order, so I made it
alright.
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken.
Nyaa: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

I put my grandmother’s phone on vibration,
and I told her that she need to buy
new ring tones,
now I have R250 with me just to buy her new ring tones.

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me, because the car was from the electricity company, they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again