If time does not wait for you, don’t worry.
Just remove the battery from the clock and
enjoy life….

Those girls in high school that no one wanted to date are now looking so Gorgeous😍. Meanwhile those popular girls who were wanted by every guy now have 2 to 3 kids, no Grade 12 certificate & are shapeless & you say there is no God..!

People Going To Church +🙏 Wearing So Beautifully 🔥♥ ,
How i Wish it Can Be Their Hearts That Are That CLEAN And BEAUTIFUL

Some girls distance themselves from girls
and choose to be friends with guys just to
avoid drama and gossips. For her chilling
with boys doesn’t mean she’s sleeping
with them

When you hear a fat person saying I miss my other half
then you be like how does this person all in all looks like…..
.
But it’s none of my business

That annoying Moment when you get into the
most comfortable position in bed
then you realize you forgot to switch off the💡light…

If you are dating a short guy and he cheats,
put his phone on top of the fridge until he behaves..

A man happily *updated his Facebook status “Thank you Lord,I have got my salary”.* Five minutes later, he became sad.

You know why?….

*His Landlord LIKED👍 his status.*

No matter how Angry the Community is, They will
never burn the Tarven ….they will rather
burn the school and the Clinic instead

A man, checking out of his hotel, asked the clerk, “What’s with that old Indian in the lobby? He’s been there ever since I arrived.”
“Oh, that’s Chief Forgetmenot. This hotel was built on Indian lands and part of the agreement is to allow him free use of the premises for the rest of his life.”
“But what’s with that name, Forgetmenot?”
“He’s called that because of his phenomenal memory. Even at age 92, he can remember every detail of his life.” The man decided to test the chief’s memory.
“Excuse me, Chief. Can you remember what you had for breakfast on your 21st birthday?”
“Eggs,” replied the chief, without a moment’s hesitation. The man was impressed. 10 Years later, he happened into the same hotel and was surprised to see Chief Forgetmenot sitting in the same chair in the lobby. As he headed for the elevator, he passed the Chief and gave a friendly, “How!”
The Chief replied, “Scrambled.”

Zulu boy in USA

Zulu : hi my name is Abel

White man : wow what a nice English name…

Zulu boy : no its short for “Abelungubazobuyisanmhlabanini”

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That moment when you crack a joke in
front of your wife and in laws then your
maid replies… “You’re Naughty”