Me: can I buy you a drink?? Her: no alcohol is bad for my legs Me: do they swell Her: Continue Reading..

Stop announcing that you are single everyday, they have seen it and they don’t want you

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. I don’t understand the sudden change of Continue Reading..

Yaz’There’s a lesbian struggling with heavy grocery next to me😮..mean i don’t know whether to be a gentleman and help Continue Reading..

A wife asks her husband if he is planning to do anything for their wedding anniversary. The husband looks at Continue Reading..

The pain of helping a lady carrying a 25kg meali meal and she gives you a wrong number

If people could see the face i make, when i read their fb status update, they would probably unfriend me Continue Reading..

When I say you’re beautiful, Please don’t say REALLY I don’t want to lie twice