If you are not dating her stop commenting
“My love, My baby”on her posts.
Allow her future hubby to locate her in peace.

Don’t be a boring
boyfriend my brother
Sometimes take her
phone and delete all
male contacts and
wait for a fight

You will buy sachet water and finish it at once.
but when you buy table water,
u will be opening and closing it as if its doctor’s prescriptioN

Son: Daddy , I Fell In Love And Want To Date This Awesome Girl

Daddy : That’s Great Son , Who Is She ?

Son : it’s Lerato , The Neighbors Daughter.

Daddy: Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that , I have to tell you something son but you promise not to tell your mom, Lerato is actually your sister

The Boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

Son:” Dad , I fell in love again and she’s is even hotter!”

Daddy: That’s great son , who is she ?

son : it’s Busi , The other neighbor’s daughter

Daddy: Ohh I wish I hadn’t said that , Busi Makhubo is also your sister . This Went on couple of times and son was so mad , He went straight to his Mother crying 😭

Son : Mum I am so mad at dad !!! I fell in love with Six Girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father !!

Mum(Huge him affectionately And Says): My Love ,You Can date Whoever you want . He isn’t your father…!!!

Xhosa parents would want you to sit on their lap
even when you’re 18 years
just to avoid paying your fare in a taxi

I’m Selling My Camp Chair, Cooler box and Braai Stand
I Need Money For Transport To Get To Work

I just called my girlfriend and
I’m hearing a naked man’s voice.

Even if your wife has two SIM cards , Save them as “Wife ” , Not ‘wife 1 , wife 2″ ..!!

This massage is brought to you by a hospitalised husband….🤕

You know you’re a good Mother, when you sacrifice your VIBRATOR batteries🔋 for your children toys🚗 during this lockdown. 👏✊👍
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God Bless You! 🙏😘