A person is a person but when he enters;
● In hospital he is called a patient
● In a taxi he is called a passenger
● At school he is a student.
● In stadium he is a fan
Question, what is that person called when he enters a toilet??
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Thandeka I came to your place n heard you watching p**n,
so I went back coz I didn’t want to interrupt
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How old were you when you discovered
that it is ” fueling station ” not “filling
station “?
Me: it’s today
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if you meet a woman that admits when she’s wrong and apologizes… 🙅🏻♀️
dump her that might be a man, women don’t do that
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A black goat went to pick an egg from a black pot
and the black pot stuck to its head
crowning him the black prince of thiefs
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I took a Taxi 🚕this morning to town🏙 although I knew very😥 well that i don’t have money to pay . When we stopped at a robot I quickly got out of the taxi and fled away 🏃🏽♂️
Unfortunately there was a police 👮♂️officer inside the taxi ,he got out and 🏃🏽♂️chased me in my zigzag run I managed to get some distance but the police was catching up .he took out his gun and shouted Freeze !! I stopped running and raised my hand to surrender. The👮♂️ police pointed his gun on me and say Bro Just keep on running so that I can keep on chasing you i also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver🚕😤😤😤
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If there is no dog at your home🐕, then the dog is the last born..!
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(Pushing my son in his stroller)
beautiful lady: aww aren’t you adorable! how old are u?
Me: 30
Lady:I was talking to him, the bby..
Me:he doesn’t know how old I am
Lady walks away…. But why?
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Girl: When we get married
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
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Dear Boss.
With the cholera Pandemic roving the nation. I do not trust drinking water. May I request to drink beer during working hours.
Your
Faithful employee.
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Bus drivers should stop this nonsense of moving a bus
before a person sits!
One ugly girl nearly kissed me in the bus today
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I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.
“Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked.
“Yes,” I said. “They hurt my feelings.”
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When my crush text
Her: hey are you good??
Me: yes especially in bed
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This guy bathong !! Is he really gonna finish the 5 beers I bought him without telling me any of his family’s secrets. My money can’t go to waste like that, he has to tell me something
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I look at some people sometimes and ask myself
“Who will kiss this one
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Whoever sold a calculator to my grandmother and told her
it’s a mobile phone your days are numbered
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