Most Of People Ask Themselves Why I like To Post On Facebook, Posting Is Better Than Inboxing Some People’s Gf And Ask Them Nudes..!

She Thinks The Guy Who Broke Her Virginity
Is The same Guy Thats Gone Marry Her 😂😂😂😂😂
should I Tell her Or ???

I smoked weed this morning , I have not yet seen any after effects,
but I fell from a 3 storey building,
i don’t remember if i died or survived.

The Uglier the Lecture…
😂😁 The harder the Module..

Imagine your boyfriend drops you at home first
but there’s still other girls in the car

BOSS: have you watered the garden?
SERVANT: no sir
BOSS: go and water the garden now
SERVANT: but sir the rain is falling
BOSS: and so what? carry umbrella and go!

Your importance in a black family is when
you bring in money. Expect the worst
when you’re unemployed.

Her clothes may look nice & stunning, but her panties might have holes..!

In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife,
should be kicked out. I hate confusion.

If she doesn’t want to introduce you to her parents,
just impregnate her and wait.
My brother,
her parents will come and introduce themselves to you.

Don’t be jealous when God is blessing your neighbour.
It means he is in the neighbourhood.

When your wife keeps her head on your chest and slowly asks
“Dear do have any women in your life other than me”?
Remember your answer is not important at this time
Important is your heartbeat. Keep your heart beat in control
So be careful