Wife: what are you doing in mobile since long?
Husband: playing BlueWhale chahenge.
Wife: should I prepare your dinner or not?
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Some Girls You Gotta Look At Them More Than Twice✌
To Make Sure They Are Really Girls..!
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Dating a short woman is so
cutie, she will always looks up to you.
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Monday 11:00am at school
Teacher : Good morning my children
Class : Morning ma’am
Teacher : Today we talking about colours,
give me all the colours that you know.
Mmusi Maimane : Brown
Ramaphosa : Light Brown.
Gwede Mantashe : Dark Brown
Teacher : Mhmmm very good, continue
Zuma : Chris Brown
Teacher : Mxm, Malema help Zuma please
Julias Malema : Loaf Brown
Teacher : what??Hellen please help these two idiots…
Hellen Zille : Brown Dash
Teacher : Mangosuthu help these Idiots
Mangosuthu Buthelezi : Ellis Brown
Teacher : fotsek!!!
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Black parents be like:
“How do you fail Mathematics when I
bought you a new blazer?”
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True Love Is When She Steal Her
Fathers Money And Give It To Me😏
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Iam a 27 year old handsome, hardworking, GOD fearing young man, an engineer, and looking for a cute hairy, beautiful, well structured and young black goat to buy for easter. Thanks
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A moment of silence for people who were born on 29th February in this group….coz this year has nothing like 29th Feb….So how will you wish them ??
HAPPY DELETED BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE or what??
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“In our neighbourhood there was a woman who used to steal a lot,she stole everything she came accross.
One day she got sick and went to the doctor,the doctor left her in his room for few minutes.as per her habits,she thought “What can i steal?”
Luckly there was meat on a tupperware on the table and she ate all of it,thinking it was BiltoN.
When the Doctor returned,he noticed that the tupperware was empty and asked her:”Didn’t u see the Foreskins of the boys I’ve just cut This Morning??
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Say No to drugs❌❌
Say yes to drugs✔✔
Its doesn’t really matter what you say to drugs
if you’re talking to them
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Girlfriend : I Am Not Able To Install “Prisma” App In My Phone.
Boyfriend : Check Your Phone Storage Is Full.
Girlfriend : Hmm ..is There Any Alternative Of This App.
Boyfriend : Yes.. Take Selfie Without “Makeup”
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A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?” The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!” The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?” The little boy says, “if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.” The teacher replies, “Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!” The little boy then says, “Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?” The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, “Well, I guess the one sucking her cone.” To which the little boy replies, “Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!”
🤣
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Dear Future wife….
My salary is our salary…..
your salary is yours alone! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sezwana
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Three Drunkies Entered A Taxi 😂
The Taxi Driver Knew that they were drunk so he Started The Engine And Turned It Off Again Then Said:”We Have Reached Your Destination”
The 1st Guy Gave Him Money And The 2nd Guy Said:”Thank You “And He Paid More Money then the usual taxi fee
The 3rd Guy Slapped The Driver, The Driver Was Shocked and Suprised Thinking The 3rd Drunk Knew What He Did . But Then He Asked” What Was That For ?’:
The 3rd Replied,-”Control Your Speed Next Time, You Nearly Killed Us All ” 😂😂
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What do you call a cow on a trampoleen
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A { milkshake } ♧♡♢♤
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Dear sis Mpumeh,
I’m married for 9 years now. Every time my wife and I have a misunderstanding she demands transport money for her 3 brothers who stay in Kzn to come and beat me up here in Pretoria 😥
After they’ve done beating me, I must still give them transport money back to Kzn…🤔
What can I do please? I’m spending a lot. – Matome.
Sis Mpumeh:
“Dear Matome, I completely sympathize with you.
I suggest you and your wife just move to Kzn to save costs and get beaten there free of Charge –
With love you🤞
Sis Dolly🤝
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