Husband: Why is the house not clean yet u have spent the whole day home😐 – Wife: why are we Continue Reading..

if you are a DJ and you are not yet booked for any gig this December..🙄 My brother just leave Continue Reading..

Ladies , 👰what’s the first thing you check when a guy😎 is approaching you? Boys listen….

I am not accepting friend request with no profile picture ..if you’re afraid of your own face . Then so Continue Reading..

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Fake Friends will buy you alcohol and keep job opportunities for themselves .chose wisely ‘D

Girls will just be calling you Hun, bae, babes e.t.c. Then the devil will force you to try your luck. Continue Reading..

She cant cook, clean, iron or wash…the only thing she knows is to be on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram 24/7…and Continue Reading..