Any lady who looks great in her natural hair
is capable of stealing your man😆
Thats not even open for discussion

That’s How Lazy Boyfriends Stays at home
doing Nothing!. .
.
I Helped my Neighbour to carry a 20litre
bucket full of water up to 4th floor . .,She
was like. .”Thanks a lot. Mr Rainbow Just Put
it down there at the door. . ‘My Boyfriend is
inside He will come and carry it”
.
I took It Back Downstairs and kick that
bucket with my Boots

Your Parents Are Still Together 😬😴
But When You Are Asked “Who Your Favorite Couple is?” ,
You’ll Say it’s “Jay Z And Beyonce” 😠😡 ..
After All The School fees

Jack Mabaso would be powerless
if he takes off his left hand glove

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry.
Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life….😁😁😁

WITCHCRAFT is when your father sells his only piece of land and sent you abroad to study medicine, After 7 years you come back as a DJ.

Meanwhile: 😔😢😥👇
.
– Teacher : Why Your Paper is Blank ?
– Me : Sometimes “Silence” is The Best Answer ..

A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you,who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming.

Use Hospital Language To Describe Your Relationship ? 😒

Me : We Tried All We Could

Doctor: Can I help you
patient: yes doctor. I have a really bad memory.
doctor: how bad is it?
patient: how bad is what?

You loaned your friend R4000 last year June, since then he/she refused to pay which deteriorated the friendship. Yesteday you beg him/her to just pay you R2000 and forget about the rest because you are having financial emergencies.
Your friend then say he/she can only give you R1500 that’s all he/she have. You feel like you have no option but to accept. You give him/her your account details so that he/she can send directly to your bank.
You wake up this morning , check your account there is R15000 in it. You keep staring at the screen it is indeed R15k. You grap your phone you find 50 missed calls from your dear friend and a text begging you to transfer back R13500 he/she only meant to send R1500 and accidentally added 0 .
So what are you going to do?
1. Send back R13500?
2. Take your full R4000.?
3. Keep all?

I have made a lot of mistake in my life
but I have never left a wedding ceremony
without eating.never 😅😂🤭

My mom told dad”when u finish watering the garden we need to talk about something l saw on your phone”
.
;( it been 4 days n dad is still watering the garden

When Nelson Mandela was studying law at the University, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.

One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room when Mandela came along with his tray & sat next to the professor.

The professor said,
“Mr Mandela, you do not understand, a pig & a bird do not sit together to eat”

Mandela looked at him as a parent would a rude child & calmly replied,
“You do not worry professor. I’ll fly away,”
& he went & sat at another table.

Mr. Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge.

The next day in class he posed the following question:
“Mr. Mandela, if you were walking down the street & found a package, & within was a bag of wisdom & another bag with money, which one would you take ?”

Without hesitating, Mandela responded, “The one with the money, of course.”

Mr. Peters , smiling sarcastically said,
“I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom.”

Nelson Mandela shrugged & responded, “Each one takes what he doesn’t have.”

Mr. Peters, by this time was about to throw a fit, seething with fury. So great was his anger that he wrote on Nelson Mandela’s exam sheet the word “IDIOT”
& gave it to the future struggle icon.

Mandela took the exam sheet & sat down at his desk trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.

A few minutes later, Nelson Mandela got up, walked up to the professor & told him in a dignified polite tone,

“Mr. Peters, you signed your name on the sheet, but you forgot to give me my grade.”

😂😄😆😩

Don’t mess with intelligent people….pass it on to your intellectual friends….