Just imagine when you crack a joke for your girlfriend. 😂 😂 😂
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Then you hear me laughing under the bed. What would you do ?.

Selibona Nyaa says:

If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”. Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a “P” Peticoat, panties, pussy…No wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life..!
Now that I’ve educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else.
When a lady is pregnant,all her friends touch her stomach ad say “Congrats!”.But none of them come and touch the man’s Penis and say “Well done!”
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.

Dear mother-in-law please dont tell me how to raise my kids.
Im married to one of yours
believe me there’s room for improvement.

No1:
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning.

No 2:
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, “so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.”

No 3:
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said “sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!”

No 4:
Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: “What are you doing?” Ask the son. Father: “I’m putting petrol in your Mom.” Son: ” Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!” Mother fainted!!!

No 5:
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, “You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay.

No 6:
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?”The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!”

Somewhere out there, your girlfriend is telling a GTI guy
that you passed away last year

Physics students let’s confuse them😁
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Me : Cash Receipt Journal

MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH VIRGIN A GIRL.
She was wearing a light Pinky Silky dress
more like to be transparent but i tried to
look hoping i will see something but i
couldn’t the breast well shaped and
tempting Hello as i great her while was
standing outside the door, HI Xigombe She
replied. Her voice was Like The voice of an
angel I called her in and as she walked
inside i was at the door so i could see her
back, everything was well packed.you know
what a dress can do, everything just went
wrong i could feel my trouser expanding. As
she looked back i just put my hand on the
pocket and bend backwardly not to be
embarrassed unfortunately she Has seen it
already she just smiled not saying a word. I
requested her to seat on the bed then she
requested at least a music, she said she
hated silence I decided to be romantic and
play music like Benny Mayengani songs i
downloaded them that very same day early
on. She told me to stop it and try something
deep, i didnt know that she want deep
house music when she said something
deep. Imagine with the girl you’ve been
wishing playing deep house while you are
only two in the room with that dim light,
hope you get it?Then came my stuff i started
her with some internationally deep house
music, We started listening to music having
some talks while seating on the bed,
complementing her. I could see that she is
enjoying the music she was moving that
head smoothly same pase with one leg. We
had some talks then around 10pm she was
tired of seating she asked if she can just
sleep. I agreed Then she moved back to the
wall as i was busy removing her shoes out. I
went straight to her laid close to her i
turned looked straight into her eyes then
we both stopped talking like we were
paused by a remote. I saw her taking a
tongue out wiping those lips and i told my
self that its about time be a man i moved
again very very close to her and the space
between was just some few inches now,
she didn’t say anything and no one was
talking by the time after some few seconds
of looking each other i decided to take
action, as i take my hand to her chin so that
i can bring her close then she called my
name and I was very scared that she want
to tell me to stop whatever am doing only to
find out that she want me to remove her
earrings. I started to remove them gentle so
and when i was on the last ear after
removing it my hand never come back i took
it slowly so to the back of her neck then try
to pull her closer and closer, she never said
anything but my brothers and sisters if the
way you’ve been concentrating on this story
was the way you concentrate when you
read the word of GOD(BIBLE)once in a blue
moon the world would have been a great
place to live.
Can I Get An Amen?.

TALKING WITH YOUR CRUSH😊
FOR AN HOUR
IT’S FEELS LIKE IT’S 60 MINUETS

Ladies, please stop staring at us
when we’re walking with our girlfriends in town.
We’re aware we made the wrong decision!

They have parked their bags, went back to work after spending the weekend buying you alcohol, none of them is offering to take your CV with and submit just incase something comes up at their work place or to just edit your CV for you.
And you go around telling people how good your friends are??

That awkward moment
when the teacher tells you to read out loud …
And you don’t even know what page they’re on

Teacher: “Rich the composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brothers’. Did you copy his?”

Rich: “No madam, it’s the same dog