Am man went to an hotel and ordered the waiter for some food. The man awaited for about one hour. I was there wondering among the two who was supposed to be called waiter?
Loading views...
yati every time am in town I look at people…
and think to myself…
This are all,grown up sperms…
that managed to win the swimming competition 🎃
Loading views...
I slept at my Girlfriend’s House and in the morning she,
didn’t give me money for Transport.
I don’t understand.
Loading views...
Mention a Guy
who will be pregnant by now
if he was a girl :O
Loading views...
Gal : Hey.
boy:Who hey? Don’t ever call me that .
Gal:Sorry my love!how are you doing ?
Boy:I’m fine and you.
Gal:I’m fine but I need something from you.
Boy:What!.
Gal:Please could you send me 15k
Boy: For what?
Gal:5k for my clothes ,7k for my hair and nails and 3k for my shoes.
Boy:woow sure my love♥
Here
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
and 2 extra
ks.
k
k
Loading views...
Feelings are just like Visitors they
Come and Go.
Loading views...
I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing
Loading views...
Have you noticed???
~•°•~•°•~
Nobody Drinks Alcohol🍺
Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!!
Loading views...
If you’ve failed grade 11 don’t worry
you can still go to grade 12 during break time
Loading views...
– Private Hospital: Good Day Sir ☺😊 , How You Doing Today ? 🔥♥
– Public Hospital: And Then You??
Loading views...
ZCC chicks are Hot
Jealous down
.
Until One of them burps in the taxi…
Then the taxi starts smelling like a Coffee shop
Loading views...
It doesn’t matter if you don’t drink alcohol and smoke
you also gonna die you healthy bastards
Loading views...
Two single boys living away from home were talking among each other….
First -: “have you ever used a ‘ Recipe-book ‘ to make cooking..??”
The second boy :- “brought two-three, but the first step of making any recipe is the most difficult..!!”
First boy :- “which one..??”
Second boy :- *”take a clean pot..!!”*
Loading views...
A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was
standing at a bus stop.
Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and
kept staring at him hard.
Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, “Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?”
To this the old man replied,
“Yeah,I f*cked a peahen once and Im wondering if you are my son.”
Loading views...
How to TALK 👍*
Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_
Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_
Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_
Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,_
Talk 2 *Children* _enthusiastically,_
Talk 2 *Relatives* _empathetically,_
Talk 2 *Friends* _jovially,_
Talk 2 *Officials* _politely,_
Talk 2 *Vendors* _strictly,_
Talk 2 *Customers* _honestly,_
Talk 2 *Workers* _courteously,_
Talk 2 *Politicians* _carefully,_
Talk 2 *GOD* _silently,_
Talk to *WIFE*
~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*
Loading views...
*Today, I deleted all the ugly people on my friend list… I almost deleted myself*
😂😂😂
Loading views...