Nya proposing to his girl frend:
Will you marry me? Choose your answer:
A)YES
B)A
C)B
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I survived nine months in my mother’s womb without bathing.
What is July to me Nxaaaa
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A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love.
The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, “I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?”
The frog asks for the good news first.
The fortune teller says, “You are going to meet the most beautiful girl, who is going to be very interested in you and will want to know all about you. She will want you to open up for her and you will give her your heart.”
“That’s great!” says the frog. “But what’s the bad news?”
“Well, you’re going to meet her in Biology class.
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if we’re dating , putting me on your profile picture isn’t enough ,
I wanna be your ringtone too
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If he comes back from work and remains in the car for a while. He’s deleting messages. Go and catch him red handed.
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Last night i had a dream eating delicous Steak.
When i woke up this morning,
i had a tail of a rat in my Mouth
i don’t know what happened guys
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6 Reasons Why Indians Can’t Be Terrorist.
We Are Always Late And We Will Miss The Flight To Be Hijacked.
With Free Food And Drinks On Plane, We Will Forget Why We Are There.
We Will Fight Over Each Other For A Photograph With The Hostages.
We Can Not Keep A Secret. We’ll Tell Everyone A Week Before Doing It.
We Always Talk Loud & Bring Attention To Ourselves.
We’ll Postpone The Mission Because Of A Cricket Match.
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New year promotion!!!!!
Bring yo wife to me and stand a chance to win a baby .
Hurry !! HURRY !!! HURRY
WHILE I STILL HAVE POWER.
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When You Drop Your Phone And Your Heart Hits The Ground
Before Your Phone Does
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A student is talking to his teacher.
Student: ‘Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?’
Teacher: ‘Of course not.’
Student: ‘Good, because I haven’t done my homework.’
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Wife Is Dreaming. Wakes Up And Shouts
“Quick My Husband’s Back!”
His Husband Wakes Up And
Jumps Out The Window!
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Do you know when you sleep till 2pm
you save money you would have used for breakfast?
Think about it.
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Pillow fights with bae should end in 2018..
Next year we are using frying pans
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Most girls/ladies in the church raise up their
hands during praise an worship just to
show guys they have no rings
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If he is stingy he is stingy,
stop saying “he will spoil me if we get married”
My sister u will die of hunger
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It was a practical session in the psychology class.
The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it with some bread.
The male rat ran towards the bread.
This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time.
And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.
Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.
Then, one of the students from the back rows said:
“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat?This one may be his wife!”
The professor stood straight up his finger pointing towards the student and said “You are a Damn Genius”
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