I passed by an atm and saw the guy who owes me R1600 in the queue and then when he saw me approach him he was like is this the taxi rank asking people around him

Guys has 3types of boxers
Normal boxer
Swagging boxer
And she is coming boxer

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. I don’t understand the sudden change of heart, but who am I to ask. I’m so lucky…
I mean, first I won the lottery and now this!

7year old’s having Iphones..
when I was 7 I had a plastic phone that went
tring tring, whoof whoof, can I help you

June 6 vs 4
Who ever bathed during summer shall not bother themselves with
bathing this winter

The teacher said to his class one day, “Please stand up, anyone who thinks they’re stupid.”
Nobody stood up so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some stupid students in this class!”

At this point Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, “Oh Johnny! So you think you’re stupid then?”

Little Johnny replied, “No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own

If I impregnate a girl and She dumps me,
when She Gives birth…
Is the baby Also my Ex?

Cold season chapter 1 verse 5 says ”
He who has looked at the soap and water has already bathed”

I’m not alcoholic, I only drink twice a year…
When it’s my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday…

Teacher: why aren’t there books in your desk

Me: I didn’t see you coming

To Get Rich in Mzansi, You Need To Go To School, Get A Degree, Then Put Them ASIDE And HUSTLE Like A DROPOUT

Being Single is a Sin even the word itself begin with “Sin”

Real Men do one round and sleep peacefully
but these jobless guys will hit it all night
as if they’re releasing poverty

Man we don’t give cows enough credit, what an animal 😭

Steak, milk, ice-cream, cheese, leather, might even get you a wife ❤