I’m always hungry these days 3 minutes after eating..!
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Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
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I don’t smoke weed🍀🌱🍀🌱🍀
But went I play Reggie music my mind always become Higher
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The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem.Those who don’t know are also in two groups.One is those who don’t know and know they don’t know. Well, they can learn!But then, there are those who don’t know, and don’t know they don’t know. And they become unit managers!
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Why I stopped watching Nigerian Movies??
A man had a heart attack in the hospital & the doctor shouted…
“SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE”
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I don’t care if you look better than my girlfriend,
the fact is,I don’t love you..
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There’s Someone out there who thinks
your “Ex” is a Loyal person..!
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A newly wedded girl was being welcomed
at the husband’s home in a traditional
manner.
She was asked to give a little speech.
She addressed as follows:
“My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and
family“,
she said “Firstly, with my presence i would
not want to create any
inconveniences by my being here. I mean
that I don’t want you all to change your way of life, your routine.“
“What do you mean my child?” asked her
Mother-In-Law.
What i mean is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry
on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those
who cook shouldn’t stop on my account.
Those who used
to clean should continue cleaning.
As for me, I am here just to control
your son!.
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A Boy Was Driving A Car.
A Girl On Scooty Overtook Him.
Boy Shouted: “Hey Buffalo”
Girl Turned Back & Shouted: “You Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkey”
Suddenly She Had An Accident She Was Hit By A Buffalo Crossing The Road.
Moral: Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.
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That Moment When Your Chatting With Bae On
Whatsapp And Facebook But Ka Different Topic
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Introducing your female friends to your boyfriend is like
displaying different kinds of meat to a dog…
My sister it will eventually eat them all.
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If u don’t feel blessed when u look at her,
let her go bro bcoz that’s another man’s Blessings😊
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For all those ladies that carry a very big hand bag with everything inside except transport money let that nonsense end in 2017.
That act of ladies Borrowing Dresses To Come And Meet A Guy Who Has Also Borrowed A Room Should End this 2017.
Guys you see that habit of testing her if she is a wife material by being stingy to her?that rubbish too should stop this 2017.
I will Borrow Transport Fare And Come, I Hope You’ll Give Me Back When I’m Going…Ladies! Let That Nonsense Stop this 2017
“Baby go and lock the door first” that statement must continue in 2018 oooh. So important.!!!
You’re not dating her and you will come to her post and be commenting, “my love, my one and only”, and be scaring serious candidates away. Let that nonsense end in 2017
Some gals should please try and reduce makeup, you
kiss a girl on her forehead and it tastes like tiger head battery. let this nonsense end in 2017
Only guys that press breast a lot can differentiate between today’s bread n yesterday’s bread..let that nonsense end in 2017
Girls Panties Is 2k…
Male Boxer Shorts 30k…
So Ladies Hope U Now Seen The Difference?
So Don’t Insult A Guy For Wearing 1Boxer For A Weeklet that nonsense end in 2017.
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I Remember Once My Mom Slapped Me
Because I was crying Because she slapped me.
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The Problem with Ugly people is
that they expect too Much from
the Camera
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Me wearing earrings, mask, glasses and earphones…
My ears: Do you want me to hold your bag too?
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