Those who dress smartly and smell nice but still wear a watch that isn’t working are among the problems we have in Africa.

A fat Teacher nd a Waves
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Waves: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Waves: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Waves: “Homework!”

*Have u ever been so broke and then yo girlfriend visits. U decide to buy her a drink…. U go 2 the shop with two bottles, buy one Fanta and fill the sprite bottle with water so that u may keep her company as she enjoys yo last coin. And when u get back to the house she says “Baby serve me sprite its my favorite” 😳🙆🏽‍♂. My brother u will feel the symptoms of ebola

He was a widower and she a widow.
They had met for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.
This 50th anniversary of their class, they had a wonderful evening, their spirits high.The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow smiling coyly back at him.
Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?”
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, “Yes…, yes I will!”
The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled.
Did she say “Yes” or did she say “No?”
He couldn’t remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank.
He remembered asking the question but for the life of him he could not recall her response. With fear and trepidation he picked up the phone and called her.
First, he explained that he couldn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening.
As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her. “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say “Yes” or did you say “No?”
“Why you silly man, I said ‘Yes. Yes I will.’ And I meant it with all my heart.”
The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.
Then she continued, “And I am so glad you called, because I couldn’t remember who asked me!”

A gal with big eyes can read your messages even when ur Phone is locked

Men can talk to each other for like a week without
even knowing each others names

When your mom tells every visitor that you’re going to be a
successful Engineer
because you changed the light bulb

Girl : hey babe , send me R500 I wanna do my hair.
Guy : ok bae cool let me send you R2000 instead ,
sharp.
Girl : I received R2000 babe thanks , but don’t forget that
R500 neh

HER: do u smoke
Me: yes
Her: how much is cigarette
Me: R3
Her: How many cigarettes do u you smoke in a day
Me: 10
Her: how long have you been smoking
Me: 15 years
Her: if you save R30 in a day you would have a new BMW now
Me: that’s true…..Can I ask you a question
Her: yes
Me: do you smoke?
Her: nop
Me: where’s your BMW🤨

“Guys been thinking and at the same point confused why,,
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)

Tips For Loosing Weight..! Slowly Turn Your Head To The Left Then Again To Your Right.. Repeat This Exercise When i Offer You Food…Thank Me Later

The Worst Feeling is When You Feel Like You’re Annoying
The Only Person You Wanna Talk To