The pain of hearing a kid playing with English
that you need for interview.
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” exclaims Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
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my advice is….
Never listen to any advice..
Even this one…. 😪
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Tell him he is handsome not cool
he’s man not an ice cream.
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Mai Chinoz goes to Home Affairs to register for child benefits. “How many children?” asks the assessor?
“Ten”she replies,
“Ten?” exclaims the Home Affairs worker.
“What are their names?”
“Assnut,Assnut,Assnut,Assnut, Assnut,Assnut,Assnut,Assnut, Assnut and Assnut ”
… “Doesn’t that get confusing?” “Naah…” says Mai Chinoz. “It’s
great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to
shout Assnut, YOUR SUPPER’S READY or
Assnut GO TO BED NOW and they all do it…”
“What if you want to speak to one individually?” says the perturbed Home
Affairs worker.
“That’s easy,” says Mai Chino… “I just use their surnames”
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I was disappointed, I thought I was going to get rid of a pizza box at the door, I can’t be seen by anyone! But it doesn’t matter, I have followed it. I will try again tomorrow.
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The reason why we don’t trust people :
-We don’t know them.
-We know them.
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Kamo GETS HOME AT MID-NIGHT…HIS WIFE ALREADY ASLEEP WITH A BROKEN HEART..
Kamo :My wife, please open 4 me…
…
Wife:Where are u coming from in the middle of the night…U will sleep there outside..
Kamo : Please open or else l will throw myself in the swimming pool & drown as u know, l cant swim.
.
Wife: Go ahead & throw yourself, l don’t
care…kamo THEN TOOK A BIG ROCK & THREW IT IN THE POOL..WHEN HIS WIFE HEARD THE LOUD SPLASH, SHE PANICKED, OPENED THE DOOR & RUSHED OUTSIDE, WITH JUST HER PANT & BRA ON…IMMEDIATELY, kamo RAN INTO THE HOUSE AND LOCKED HIS WIFE OUTSIDE…
Wife: Wena kamo open 4 me, this is not funny at all…
Kamo : Just wait there, l’m phoning my relatives and yours & the neighbours, so that you explain to them where you are coming from, in the middle of the night naked…
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If a woman get angry because you came
back late @ night ,she’s right cz it’s danger
out there
.
Please Gents respect them and come back
In the Morning
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If your girlfriend picks up a call and start pressing the volume key down, that’s him.
That’s your deputy
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Mshini: Im by your gate baby come out
.
Busha: come out come out what!!!! Do I look like a demon ?
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Show your Mom Love while you still have Her.
Once you lose your Mom you’ve lost your whole Family.
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When you’re home alone and you keep hearing foot prints !!!
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One Day You Will Want To Inbox Me
But I will Be Married
So Please Use This Time Wisely
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A banker confused about Maths,
asks his lady secretary: If I give u 3 millions deducting 17%, how much would u be takin off..
Lady: Every thing, even my panty.!
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People Who Are Born in FEBRUARY , MARCH , JULY , AUGUST , NOVEMBER Will Be Single Forever
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