There is a professor who wants to be brought to the banker on the other side of the island
Professor: Mr.. Banker! “take me to the other side of the island, please.”
Banker: Yes, sir!
– while rowing the banker asks the professor.
Professor: Mr. Banker, are you good in English?
Banker: Oh, sir not, because I’ve finished 3.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? Do you know that 1/4 of your life will be lost because of that?
Banker (mouthing) this is extreme! I’m not very good in English 1/4 my life will be lost soon?
– the professor asked again.
Professor: Mr. Banker are you good in math?
Banker: Oh, sir, I’m not weak there.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? So the 1/4 of your life will disappear again.
Banker: how many is that sir?
Professor: a half of your life will be lost.
Banker: it’s extreme! A half of my life will be lost?
Professor asks again.
Professor: Mr. Banker are you good at science?
Banker: Oh, sir, it’s still not, I’m weak there.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? So 1/4 again will lose your life.
Banker: three 1/4 will lose my life sir? How many are left, sir?
Professor: only 1/4
Banker: just a question of my life, sir?
– while sumasagwan is the banker in the middle of the island, he is so nervous. Professor might ask again. And it might be asked to ask him again subject to school, sure his life will run out. So what he did he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he Because he was so fast, the boat capsized! And was broken out of the boat, the professor cried out of.
Professor: HELP! HELP! HELP!
– while the banker is still floating floating and then back a stroke while swimming.
The Banker also asked the professor.
Banker: Sir. Professor, do you know how to swim?
Professor: No! No! Help me I might drown.
Banker: Sir! Professor Use English, math, and science to be saved, because I’m only 1/4 left in my life you said. If you don’t lose 100 % of your life!

This story. It looks like you’ve just been able to apply a job. Because even if you learn or college graduate you won’t be able to accept it. Because the other priority is still the one who has experienced the experience. It’s just my opinion.

A new Teacher Rainbow walked into a class
one morning and after greeting the
students, he asked, “Do you know what we
are going to be teaching today?”
The students all chorused, “No Sir!”
Then he said, “Then there’s no point
teaching you what you don’t know.” and he
left.
The next day, he came in and asked, “Do you
know what we are going to be teaching
today?”
They all answered, “Yes Sir!”
Then he said, “Then there’s no point
teaching you what you already know.” and
he left again.
The third day, he came in and asked again,
“Do you know what we are teaching today?”
Then the students answered randomly,
some saying yes and some saying no, then
Rainbow said, “Those that know should
teach those that don’t know”, and he left.

Guys plz teach me to cook corn flakes
but I’ve already added tomato n onion…
what else should I add

Walking With A beautiful Girl On The Street And
No One Sees You its Stressful !
But When You Walk With Ugly Ones
You’ll Meet All Your Buddies

The guy who taught men that putting one’s tongue
in a woman’s ear is romantic
must be found and put to jail for life.

Job interview for a security guard

Interviewer: “Can u speak English”
Job seeker: “Will the thieves be from England

It’s important to attend church because Pastor’s bills won’t pays itself

That moment when you are chilling with bae💏 and her phone📱 rings. Before answering the call, she stares at you while lowering the volume. My brother just know that your assistant is phoning😝.

Just ask her to do you a huge favour to put it on loud-speaker🔊. Her reply will tell you more about the call.

Try it and you will thank me later

If you walk into a lady’s life and she doesnt gain weight
or grow then you failed as man.

PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.

Mathematician: How to write 4 in between 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question’s wrong.
UK: Not found on Internet.
Zimbabwe: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Zimbabweans
everywhere in the world in finance, business,
medicine, engineering….
anything to do with using your brain.
British: Can u Swim?
Zimbabwean: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It
Swims.
Zimbabwean: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Zimbabwean: Then What’s the Difference
between u & Dog…
British Shocked, Zimbo Rocks!

Why pay R250 to see snakes ko di Zoo ?
–
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when you can just attend a family gathering and see all kinds for free

confused guy posts on Facebook!

Wrestling is really stupid, how can men without pants fight for a belt?

Someone replied, “If you think Wrestling is stupid, what of football where 22 men run after a ball and after getting it, they kick it away”

Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep
with a boi in other bed sober the whole night…