Are you sad?
Is your boyfriend cheating on you?
Is he hurting you?
.
.
Listen and listen carefully,
It’s non of my business Bcuz you refuse to
date me, nonsense!

Never open your wallet to prove love.🙅
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Be Responsible..!

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer”

August weather 1 minute its Hot and
the next its Cold then boom its Windy,,,
No wonder its called Woman’s Month..

Boy To Girl: “I Bet I Can Make You Say “I Love You”

Girl: “Its Impossible.”

Boy: “Ok, Lets Try! Say Abra Ka Dabra”

Girl Hanste Hue: “Abra Ka Dabra.”

Boy: “Say Scrappy Coco.”

Girl Confuse: “Scrappy Coco.”

Boy: “Say Love.”

Girl: “Love.”

Boy: “What 2+2”

Girl: “4”

Boy: “How Old Are You?”

Girl: “18”

Boy: “Haha!! I Told You I Could Make You Say 18.”

Girl: “No, You Said You Could Make Me Say I Love You.”

Boy: “Yes, I Did It.“

One day, three girls went swimming in a nearby dam. They undressed and went on with their business.
Twenty minutes later,Skebhe came and stood next to where they left their clothes.
The girls said, “what you doing here, if You are here to see our private part you wasting your time, because we won’t come out until you leave
Skebhe replied, Im here to warn you fools, before the crocodile bite you all
The girls jumped out of the water!
Skebhe : yah Bosso who’s watching your private parts now, you idiots

Some Exes Need To Understand That Even If We Hear That They Are Now Doctors We Won’t Regret A Thing

*Ladies: If your maid has never asked for a day off
just know her boyfriend is in the same house.*

5 perfect ways for a lady to be completely happy in life…
1. Be with a man who make you laugh always😁
2. Be with a man who give you his time🕟 and attention💑
3. Be with a man who take care of you always💅💆💇
4. Be with a man who really love you unconditionally👫 and the way you are😍😘
5. Make sure that all these 4 men (idiots) dont know each other!!!!!

Ladies try it and you will thank me later

After a terrible accident Bill was crying😭😭😭

Bill: “Oh God i have lost my letf hand”😨😨😨

Rich: “Control yourself my friend! Stop crying!😕 see that man laying over there, he has lost his head😒, is he crying?”

Being Single is a Sin even the word itself begin with “Sin”

I don’t know who needs to hear this but please
return people’s money with the
same energy and smile you borrowed it