She is using iphone 8 and
she’s calling u to tell u she’s hungry😑
My guy just tell her to eat the
remaining apple at the back of her phone
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Did u know that superman and supermarket are cousins
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The day you stop smoking weed, you will know that a FB post doesn’t have a volume
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At What Age Did You Realize That
“BAE” Simply Means “Bill And Expenses
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Most women want a man with a job, car and a house
but bona all they bring is another man’s child
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If someone asks about your educational background, proclaim boldly that:
Church is my college.
Heaven is my university.
Father God is my counselor.
Jesus is my principal.
Holy Spirit is my teacher.
Angels are my classmates.
Bible is my textbook.
Temptations are my exams.
Overcoming Satan is my hobby.
Winning souls for God is my assignment.
Receiving eternity is my degree.
Praise and Worship are my slogan
Did u just say Amen?
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in South Africa , Not Having An Medical Aid Makes Your immune System Stronger
Because Your Body Knows That You Can’t Afford To Be Sick
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There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim.
When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”
The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.”
A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked,
“Hey, do you need help?”
The preacher replied again, “No God will save me.”
Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”
God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”
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Calvin asked a girl in a Library;
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice;
“I don’t want to spend the night with you!” All the students in the library started staring at Calvin and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to Calvin’s table and she told him….
…”I study Psychology and I know what a man is thinking, l guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
Calvin responded with a loud voice:
“R500 just for one night! This is too much!” And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and Calvin whispered in her ears;
“I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”
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To avoid condom related accidents, use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them.
If the outer one breaks, she will know; and if the inner one breaks, you will know!
– Wisdom will kill me
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Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves,
why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?
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i changed my computer password to SILENCE.
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Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word
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RESPECT YOUR PARTNER’S PHONE SO THAT
THE DAYS OF UR RELATIONSHIP WILL BE
INCREASED.
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A King was about to go to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen😍), in the room & gave the keys to his best friend Thami and said: “If I
am not back within 4 days, open the room and she would be yours.”
He sat on his horse & hit the road. Half an hour later he noticed a dust cloud & sound behind him.
He stops & saw his friend Thami riding very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” King asked.
Out of breath, Thami answered: “Hey King You Gave Me the wrong Key…!! ”
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One word for him
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Friendly reminder to ignore all boys
who start texting you after 10pm
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TEACHER: class lets show the principal and the
guests how far we have reached… if i say small
you say small smaller smallest.
(the class agreed and they started)
TEACHER: small
CLASS: small smaller smallest TEACHER: big..
CLASS: big bigger biggest.
TEACHER: tight…
CLASS: tight tighter tightest
TEACHER: ( smiling) thats good.
CLASS: thas good thats gooder thats goodest.
TEACHER: 0K
CLASS: OK OKIER OKIEST
TEACHER: No
CLASS: No noer noest.
TEACHER: stop
CLASS: Stop stopper stoppest TEACHER: OH
LORD!
CLASS: oh lord oh lorder oh lodest…
PRINCIPAL: stupid class
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