Students who are studying Art, Film and Television and Fashion design. Let’s be honest, do you really need good luck wishes for your exams? Come on guys really now

Some of you ladies your boyfriends are out there telling their sidechick
that they won’t break-up with you cz you might kill yourselves

I want a girl who loves long romantic walks because I don’t have a car
😂😂😂

Facebook should have VIP section for some of us who use data bundles.

When your heart is healed and you hear him say ′′ hey you!”

When your girlfriend start answering your calls like “eish hellow”
My brother your days are numbered…

This is South Afrik Idols is will back ohhh jerrrr

Proveb: This is South African Idols and we will be right back after the break..

This is South Afrik Idols is will bag if it break..

The smell of KFC when you have money and
when you broke, is not the same

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am? ” “About 35,” was the reply. “I’m actually 47,” the man says, feeling really happy. After that he goes into Mc Donalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, “Oh you look about 29”. “I am actually 47! ” This makes him feel really good. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age. ” As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says, “OK, it’s done. You are 47. ” Stunned the man says, “That was brilliant! How did you do that? ” The old lady replies, “I was in line behind you at Mc Donalds. “

How Can I Transfer Money that is in my mind to my bank account

My boss thinks I am a fool. 😢
Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn’t buy.😌
I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me😡, he asked me why I didn’t use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg.😒
Today he sent me to buy a pair of Size 8 slippers but I only found Size 4. This time I used my brain and bought 2 😀pairs of Size 4 to make Size 8. I took them to him & he told me to wait outside.
I can see him typing.
I guess it’s a promotion letter

URGENT please:
I’m looking for 17 people to come into my place,
I want them to come and watch a movie with me.. I wanted to watch it alone
But the movie is for 18 and Above

Nya proposing to his girl frend:

Will you marry me? Choose your answer:

A)YES
B)A
C)B

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer”