She say she wanna grow up to drive a plane. She wanna be a captain. Wow!!😱 Drive? Plane? Captain?😂 What Continue Reading..

I’ve stopped smoking weed after the day I saw an Ant breastfeeding its babies….

This is how i cross the road when I’m in joburg…. I look left and right for cars and bikes, Continue Reading..

*I’m selling medicine that causes Landlords forget their RENT*. *Inbox me for price*. * Only serious customers are welcome*

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted

Stop fixing the country go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted

My room mate just came back with her boyfriend, they have been staring at me for the past 4 hours, Continue Reading..

The moment you tell a lady that you love her,she becomes cashless, foodless,rentless and all other forms of lessness.