WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
FATHER :
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest….
Except that he / she got caught
BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter
DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
CONFERENCE ROOM
A room in which a lot of people talk a lot of shit; nobody listens, and everybody disagrees aftereards.

Thami was late for class and the teacher asked him were was he was? Thami:mam, i had a dream that i was playing soccer
Teacher :so what?
Thami: we had extra time and penalties

Let people do whatever challenges they like or post whatever they want during this period . If you find them childish .
Please use your matuarity to find a cure for the Corona Virus😑

After a kiss she said…..Babe you have left a bubble gum
in my mouth and then he responded…
babe its not a bubble gum…i hv flu

A Zimbabwean policeman stops at a ranch in rural Mvurwi and talks with an old farmer.

He tells the farmer, ‘I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.’ The old farmer says, ‘Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.’ The policeman verbally explodes saying,
‘Mister, I have the authority of the State with me.’ Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his ID. The policeman proudly displays it to the farmer. ‘See this ID? This ID means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?’

The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the police running for his life and close behind is the farmer’s bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The police is clearly terrified. The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…..

“Your ID! SHOW HIM YOUR ID!”

Her : bbe I Think um pregnant
Me : keep on thinking Tell me when you are pregnant.

Then she slap me whaT I have done can anyone Tell me !

When you dilute the last bit of juice and you put too much water

Tell your girlfriend “I LOVE YOU”. She will say “I LOVE YOU TOO”. Tell her ” I MISS YOU”. She will say “I MISS YOU TOO”. Tell her ” I love you soo much”. She will say “I love you more and more”. Now tell her ” Am sending you $100 on your Mobile money”. If she says am sending you too more, My brother I will leave my country

Bus drivers should stop this nonsense of moving a bus
before a person sits!
One ugly girl nearly kissed me in the bus today

No secret is safe when a woman’s instinct
kicks in. She’ll discover things better than a
police agent so always be honest to your
woman because it’s better to be safe than
sorry.

You having a nice laugh with a nurse in a
taxi then all of sudden she says “HIV needs
you to be like this, you need to laugh with
people”

Examining a female patient brutally beaten by her husband, Doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”
The woman immediately starts taking off her skirt and underwear.
The doctor shocked said: “No! No! Please! Put on your clothes! Just show me your tongue!”

“It’s over between us” these words will make you
search for your shoes in the fridge! 😢