Being single for a long period of time is
dangerous. Once you see how peaceful it
is, you don’t even wanna deal with people.

*Some ladies should put learner signs [L] at the
back of their high heels,
you can’t just be walking like a
newly born goat infront of me*

once a Girl calls and says i need a favour ?
Hang up mjita and immediately switch your phone off,take out the battery and SIM card. Unplug the charge and trip the main switch..

Thanks to social distance
I’m tired of those who sleeps on my shoulder at taxi

I should hv stayed in the womb
i wasn’t paying rent there

is Your Mom Even Your Mom if She Doesn’t Walk into Your Room
To Stare At You , Then Walk Away ?

When you receive your salary…
You begin eating chicken,
When the salary begin declining you eat
chicken products (eggs)
when it continues ending up you eat
chicken food( millet,maize).
After the whole salary finish you now
become chicken itself..moving around
looking for what to eat..

2000 be posting “haters gonna hate” all over social media. Kid,
you don’t have haters, you just have elders who find you annoying..

Difference Between Frnd & Wife.
U Can Tell Ur Frnd- You Are My Best Frnd.
But Do U Hav Courage Tell 2 Ur Wife- U R My Best Wife?