Pleance before you plost
Make sure your spillings are correct..
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I have noticed that most churches ⛪ are fighting against Satan 😈
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But there’s one church that decided to fight against pigs
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Boyfriend: Hey Can u ve The moon of my life😑
Girlfriend: Why not babe yes of course😊😊😊😊👅🍆💯!
Boyfriend: Okay Stay 998,826,100 Kilometres away from me then
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When A White Person Asks You For Directions
And In Your Head You’re Like
“You Stole This Land, You Should Know It”
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Village people are very wicked
They can make you wear Vodacom t-shirt to an mtn interview
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I have never been tired of meat
That’s why I decided to steal in the cabbage the entire January
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Every girl is beautiful..
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
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A Prospective Husband Goes In A Book Store For Purchase A Strange Book.
He Sees A Sales Girl There & Then He Walk To Her.
Husband: “Do You Have A Book Called “Husband – The Master Of The House?”
Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction And Comics Are On The 1st Floor.“
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Good luck to learners who were doing Maths and Physics
the rest of you guys come on it’s not that difficult
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Iphone users be like:
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“I don’t care whether the face COMES in the photo,
But the APPLE Logo must come out
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Rich a guy from the rural areas visited an art museum in Town. He was busy checking out some fine art pictures when he saw the ugliest picture ever😐
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He angrily😠 called the Mananger and said ” I like your pictures👌 they are all beautiful👏 but now what is this crap?😕 how can u just decide to put this ugly incomplete piece of shit for everyone to see? Mxm”😑
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The Mananger said “Im sorry sir, That’s not an art Picture🎨 its a mirror!”
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My biggest fear is having a child with someone
I don’t intend on spending the rest of my life with.
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Next time I take a lady out I’m inviting her ex….
I need to hear both sides of the story,
you ladies lie too much when you see food😂
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A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why are you staring at me that way, havent you ever seen a naked woman?” The taxi driver replied, “No, I just wonder where you have my money.”
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Knowing English does not equate intelligence.
There are hobos in London
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Y MEN R NOT ALLOWED 2 RUN ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES N NEWS PAPERS
Hi uncle Nyaa: “I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband wit de maid n baby @ home n I drove 4 just about 2km from home.
My car engine started 2 overheat, so I had 2 turn back n get another car.
When I got home I found my husband in bed wit our maid, I don know wat 2 do now, pls help me.”
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Uncle Nyaa’s Reply: “Overheating of engine after such a short distance can b caused by problems associated wit de radiator.
U need 2 check oil n water level in ur engine b4 u start ur journey.
U must also make sure ur car is serviced regularly 2 avoid problems in future, hope dis will help!!!
Oh one more thing if it does happen, don go back home, call ur insurance.”
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