People who still type “kikikikiki” when you have this👉😂emoji,
what type of brain damage do you suffer from?? 😏

Mince meat and Wors are the same.
The difference is that condom…

A man sits next to a gal on a table in
the hotel
Man: hello madam?
Lady : what is it?
Man : sorry madam , just wanted to ask
what the time
is on your watch?
Lady: ehee …now you think my watch
is used as a
public clock huh? Go away and stop
wasting my time
Man : but madam
Lady :shut up!!!
* the man takes out his Apple phone
and makes call
Man :hello Naught Ashnaan
I just settled from Washington D.C can
you please tell
me what time it is right now so that I
set my clock to
the local time since it still reads
American time
*she
listens* ok thank you and today don’t
forget to come
for the galaxy tablet that you requested
* she listens*
since my girl is still in America bring
me a beautiful girl
to spend my money with tonight
Ok bye
Lady : sir the time is ..
Man : shut up

If She Asks For R200, Lets Make it R800 Gents,
They Are Our Ladies

It’s always the fine guy who walks up to you,
looks at you with charming eyes,
then whispers to your ear “my friend likes you”
.
while he points at a monkey with big forehead like rabbit

The Perfect Man: – wakes up at 5 am everyday – exercises everyday – makes his own bed – cleans his room – works sincerely – does not touch alcohol – helps in the kitchen – does not indulge in night life – always punctual – prays daily – hits the bed at 9 pm sharp Such a perfect man can only be found in jail.

As long as you keep saying “When can i see you” Instead of
“Lets go out for lunch” we’ll forever say
“I’ll let u know when im free

Why do people that are dating our exes think we hate them?

We just thought that we must just give you leftovers

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine then switched it off again, then he said “we have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him the bus fare, the 2nd guy said “Thank you”, the 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking that the 3rd guy knew that they are being robbed, but then the driver asked “what was that for”, the 3rd guy replied “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us”

True Love Is When She Steal Her
Fathers Money And Give It To Me😏

Don’t be a boring
boyfriend my brother
Sometimes take her
phone and delete all
male contacts and
wait for a fight