Vodacom shake everyday be like,
“You have won two chicken from your neighbor as X-mas gift. Please take your gift at night and make sure that no one is seeing you because it’s a suprise… enjoy”
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In 2019 we need to date according to qualifications,
you can’t have a degree and be hurt by someone with a grade 7 report
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That awkward moment when U visit a doctor for an eye test
but the doctor pulls out HIV test Kit 😐😐
U be like “eix I forgot my Eye at home
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Lord Farra God I Dreamt Stoping to Drink alcohol
please Help me to stop dreaming
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Signs of a cheater:
When their phone has these emojis as constantly used:
💋😘😜😍🌹👍😂👀
but his chats are all empty and you did not recieve these emojis from him.
Wake up.
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When your hands touch your bae’s phne whr do u start??
Me: Calender
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My brother if she doesn’t disturb u , annoys u😡
or give u any headache😡 then she is not the one ….real girlfriends 💑act like Demons 👹some even act like witches from Malawi.
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That one person who has been single for almost a century and
when they start dating they be posting pictures like
“breathing with bae”.. WTH
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Behind every successful man is his woman.
Behind the fall of a successful man
is usually another woman..
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A boy comes home after school. His grandmother asks him, “Well, tell me Jimmy, what did you do today?”
“Granny, you won’t believe it! In chemistry class we did experiments with explosives.”
“Oh, and what are you doing tomorrow at school?”
“At what school?”
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I Have 6 Brothers And Each Brother Has Also 6 Brother
HOW MANY ARE WE ALTOGETHER
A.36
B.42
C.18
D.6
E.12
G.7
95% ARE LIKLY TO FAIL THIS TEST? TRY YOUR
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After taking photos, the photographer says to the school headmaster “these will cost $250”
*headmaster to teachers: “tell the pupils to bring $2 each for the photos”
*teachers to pupils: “tell yo parents that we want $5 for the photos”
*pupils to parents: “mummy,the teacher said
we shud take $10 for the school photos”
*mother to husband: “honey, these money hungry schools. ..imagine junior’s teacher told him to take $30 for the school photo”
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And u think corruption will end???
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I gave my neighbor’s child R20 to buy airtime of R12 and take the remaining R8 as dash. Could you believe this nyopfi came back eating Kota and gave me R12 change. Telling me that Airtime is R12.50
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Ever looked at someone and be like damn…You really a liar
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I can remove your sadness and your clothes
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Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.
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