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Money Doesn’t Change People,
it Only Unlocks Characters That Were Jailed By Poverty.

I urge all baby daddies to stop running away from their responsibilities and maintain their kids😊..its month end now.. At least I managed to give my baby mamas R200 to look after my four kids…then the rest of R2500 I can spend it on booze

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar £100. Do you want to have a go?”
The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high!”

A man was walking
down the street when he was
accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looking homeless
man who asked him for a couple
of cash for dinner.
The man took out his wallet,
extracted 1k and asked, “If I give
you this money, will you buy
some beer with it instead of
dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years
ago,” the homeless man replied.
“Will you use it to go fishing
instead of buying food?” the man
asked.
“No, I don’t waste time fishing,”
the homeless man said. “I spend
all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this on green
fees at a golf course instead of
food?” the man asked.
“Are you NUTS!” replied the
homeless man. “I haven’t played
golf in 20 years!”
“Will you spend the money on a
woman in the red light district
instead of food?” the man asked.
“What disease would I get for
1k?” exclaimed the homeless
man.
“Well,” said the man, “I’m not
going to give you the money.
Instead,
I’m going to take you home for a
terrific dinner cooked by my
wife.”
The homeless man was
astounded.
“Won’t your wife be furious with
you for doing that? I know I’m
dirty and I probably smell pretty
disgusting.”
The man replied, “That’s okay.
It’s important for her to see what
a man looks like after he has
given up beer, fishing, golf and
s**

I’m Selling My Camp Chair, Cooler box and Braai Stand
I Need Money For Transport To Get To Work

The Idiot who inverted Mathematics just
left us with more problems than solutions
jerr,where did they bury that fool.?

Please i have a question, If i block someone on facebook
and i meet him in the street, will he see me?

My Dad is the Best
He didn’t wanna
see me suffer so
He ran away

The Only Time I’ll Chase A Girl Is When
She Had My Phone Without Password!!!

That moment when your girlfriend introduces you to her sisters and you realise that you are actually dating the ugliest among them all.

Wife: ( calling from the bath room in a very sweet and husky voice)

” Darling, I am in the bath room. ….have applied soap all over. …please come and rub . …properly with your strong hands….

.”Husband; ( reading newspaper…. jumps up with all happiness ….and tells his wife)

“Sweetheart…….I am coming”
(Reaches the bath room …sees his wife standing with a pile of clothes)

Wife: “listen, I have applied soap to the clothes…..now rub each of the clothes properly and wash them and hang them for drying…..I have enough work in the kitchen .” 😳😳

*Moral:*

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