A mad person stole a mobile phone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all a mad person wouldn’t know how to operate the complicated handset. But something funny happened as the mad man pressed the phone, it didn’t respond, so he continued pressing and pressing and pressing… *Read more*..

Date the guy, give him your time
Mnyobise a nyee
Don’t ask any money from him.
Buy him airtime when he’s broke.
Take him out, buy him gifts he deserve the
best.
Don’t ask him about girls, just love him the
way he is, le ha feba love him for that.
On weekends give him some cash to go
out with his friends a loja monate.
If he was trash then, he will change
because of the love you’ll be giving him.
Don’t cheat on him,men are not strong like
you ladies
Appreciate him and he will become the
man you want.

I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written
1.bride relatives
2.Groom relatives
I entered the one written “groom relatives” and found two more doors
1.ladies
2.men
I went through the one for “men” only to find two more doors
1.people with gifts
2.people without gift
I went through the one written “people without gifts” and found myself outside the hotel through the back door at the door it was written
“So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way”

I will never forget the day a i bought my crush Pizza and
then 30 minutes later her boyfriend updated status
” Eating Debonairs pizza with my girlfriend “

I overhead my mom praying for me saying
“no alcohol shall touch my son’s lips” I laughed and said,I’m
gonna use a straw.
😁😁😁😁😁
The devil is a liar

Hie all….
I am selling a double door fridge for only R500 but doesnt have a door and that is not a problem because you can use a curtain as a door😂

Inbox if you are interested.

If your boyfriend doesn’t take you out for dates it’s not because he’s broke☝,
is because you don’t know how to chew..!

got a lift from a Golf 7 GTI today it was amazin……when i got off i almost gave the guy my number, Ladies i understand now

Just Because You Love Music
it Doesn’t Mean You Can Rap

For it is written He who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery​ “..
Similarly as we enter this cold season…
He who looks at soap and water lustfully has already bathed!

when your Girlfriend post her photo on Facebook asking people how she looks like, my brother just buy her a mirror. We are here for real business. If she is your wife, Big Bros tell her to stop advertising Goods that is not for sale .

Nobody walks faster than someone who has been
given extra change at the shop

Your parents are still alive and together ,But when you are asked “Who is your favourite couple?” You answer “Jay Z and Beyonce”……Hmmmm my sister you need a very hot High five on your face.