It’s really cold today 🥶 Even my Afrikaans friends are wearing two pairs of shorts today.

The money I pay in school is called school fees. The money that I pay in the Church is called Continue Reading..

When you marry the RIGHT woman everyday is VALENTINE’S DAY. If u marry the WRONG one, everyday is BOXING DAY. Continue Reading..

My gf was scruitinising my phone n now she is boiling water i think she wants to make me sum Continue Reading..

Most girls would pretend like they know every thing in this world. 😂 😂 😂 . Until you ask them, Continue Reading..

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*Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers do not drink their own water ; Trees do not eat their own Continue Reading..