When a white woman fly she is seen as
an angel…
But when a black woman fly she Is seen as
a witch.
So painful.

Once you realise that your wife is: beautiful,
has a great figure,
is intelligent,
gets things done on her own,
drives a car well,
has very little expectations,
is not materialistic
and
loves you with crazy devotion…

The whiskey you have consumed is of the best quality…..

I laugh seriously wen I hear
pple say Mark zukerberg and Bill
gate dropped out of school and
still made it very Big in life…
Remember it was
university and nt primary school

A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers
before selling out. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager’s office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn’t come up with an idea, so he decided to give the man a trial. He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He took a sip and said, “It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.”
“That’s correct!” The manager exclaimed, “Well give him another one let’s see.” So he was given. He took a sip again and said, “It’s burukutu, a combination of herbs and apeteshi distilled at Akokoaso near New Abirem in Eastern Region of Ghana 3 years ago” “Incredible!” said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, “Go get some of your urine in a cup let’s see if he will get that.” So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, “Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I’m not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!” both the man and the secretary fainted..😁😳✌

Don’t laugh alone put a smile on someone’s face by sending it.

My sister if you don’t want to work hard,
you will fight for a man until you die..!

Teacher: “Did your father help you with your homework?”😕

Rich: “No✋…He did it all by himself”

How to TALK 👍*
Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_
Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_
Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_
Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,_
Talk 2 *Children* _enthusiastically,_
Talk 2 *Relatives* _empathetically,_
Talk 2 *Friends* _jovially,_
Talk 2 *Officials* _politely,_
Talk 2 *Vendors* _strictly,_
Talk 2 *Customers* _honestly,_
Talk 2 *Workers* _courteously,_
Talk 2 *Politicians* _carefully,_
Talk 2 *GOD* _silently,_
Talk to *WIFE*
~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*

Nice thing about being black is that we can bury a person
we dont knw just to eat free food

When I was born I was so mad at my parents,
I didn’t talk to them for 12 months…

She was my crush before she posted:
“Some people will come to your life just to hurt you internationally

Women DM first all the time,
you just haven’t experienced it because you’re ugly

No One Calls You “Baby”
Like a Cheating Girlfriend