If you think a shot of an AK47 gun is loud* *then you have never*
*heard a sound of a falling pot lid* *
when you are trying to steal meat at night* 🍯
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While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that
he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.
Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down,
Banta asked why the small one was there.
“Oh,” Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less Tv.”
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I Don’t Know how Old You Are But You Need To Grow Up In Order To Understand That A Relationship Without Money💰 Doesn’t Go Anywhere..! ☝
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Your slippers and G-Strings at my place won’t shake me
Leave your Qualifications,
Payslips and car keys
Give me a challenge Boo…
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I was in my garden and saw 10 ants running frantically. So I made them a little house out of the cardboard….
I guess that makes me their landlord and they’re my tenants
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That girl u are eyeing is beutyfull,
because her boyfriend is not stingy like u,
ladies is the volume oky
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Stay away from people who suddenly text you after you’ve uploaded a new picture, they are very dangerous.
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Imagine someone with smelly feet saying “put yourself in my shoes”
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As the year comes to an end,
I urge you to take care of yourself
and avoid accidents because
spare parts for old models like you
are no longer in stock.
forward to other old models you care about.
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Ever since I finished School I even forgot how to “Reed” and “Rite”
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‘I was the most Outstanding student in my class….
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BCoz my teacher always used to keep me out of da class…’
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Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi to you!
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HUSBAND: Who is Priscilla? 😕
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WIFE: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!☺
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~~TWIST THE TALE~~
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HUSBAND: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about? 🙄
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WIFE: Where are you..? 😠😠
HUSBAND: Near the vegetable market! 😎
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WIFE: Wait I’m coming there right now! 😠
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?
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HUSBAND: “I’m at office.., and Now that you’re at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need…😉
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Sdumo : my wife is pregnant
Skebhe : oh congrats
Sdumo : I’m not a father
Skebhe : oh I’m sure you happy,
you’ll get a free baby.
One word for Skebhe
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If she refuses to take you to her parents
Impregnate her.. Then Relax..
Her parents will bring her to you😂😂😂
Thank me later…..
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When you’re Single you don’t even Care when your Battery🔋 is low..! ☝
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I went to West Nile last week and people sarounding me to see me just because I was the only brown man in the all region
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