Keep your secrets to yourself.
Your best friend has another best friend…

*I have NEVER heard Pastors preaching
about*
*the Maps behind the Bible.*
*I think they are hiding directions to
HEAVEN from us*

Men will be Men:

Wife leaves a note on the fridge: “I have made all attempts. It’s not working.
I can’t take it anymore. I am going to stay at my Mom’s place !! 😡😥

Husband opens the fridge, checks the beer bottle. Feels it is cold. He takes a few big gulps from the bottle. Feels it is chilled. Then says to himself, “What the hell is she talking about???

Fridge is working fine!!”

I Wonder Why Ladies Become More Talkative When They See Food..!

She took off her jeans, threw it to me and said: “Make me feel like a woman🍆🍑” and I removed my trouser, threw it to her and said: “Wash them both..!”

Zimbabwe is the only Country in the World
where the Police were locked up
and crime went down ,
just shows who the criminals really are

My Landlord is a good man, I came back and see 2 big padlocks on my door. I know it’s because of insecurity in my area

“Dnt Be Angry If ur Girlfriend strts to act Weird nd crazy..
These humans use to talk to dolls and fed em real food”

I’m officially leaving facebook.
i spend entirely too much time on here,
my wife has started complaining.
take care everyone.
I’ll be back in 15 minutes

Sometimes you just have to post on someone’s wall
and say,”Babe last night was epic” just to cause trouble
between those two happy couples.
They can’t be happy while we struggling out here 😡😡
there..

Die Sar

I am apply to my job of security guad to you boss in your company of foset. I complete to std… 7 extermination certificate in 1997 during voting that year. My skool Uzumba high school very good. I am 27 years to be born of age and no waif and no childish. My father is left long time ago and my mother is marry in Mateblelend there 10 ears now. So nobody known to help me. My certificate is just sitting home for itself but pass English and fail Shonar and mathematics because of Ndlovu teacher teaching me is jealous of myself. Me wear expenses watch and clothes than ndlovu teacher.

I hear you people want security guards to your company. I tell you am on job experience for 2 ears, me watch Rambo one and two. I can chase a thief. I am red for intefiew with you. Thank you sar. Please, also great your waif.

Yours, in peace:
Nyaa..