She cant cook, clean, iron or wash…the only thing she knows is to be on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram 24/7…and she wants you to marry her.
My brother, her lobolla payment should be : 1gb data bundle, 10 likes and 5 comments

Dear: Girls
We know you’re good at adding
captions on your pics neh
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But there’s no such thing as
‘YESTERDAY’S CURRENT SITUATION’

If none of your relationships worked out,
maybe you need to take a break from dating &
try being a hoe for a while…. see how that goes.”

My cousin thinks she can play me. She took my phone and sent a break up message to my girlfriend. I then took her phone and saved my number as *Job Update* and sent her a job invitation
Now she z on her way to Jo’burg from Limpopo for a job interview

Teacher: How old is your father?
Nyaa: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Nyaa: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!

TEACHER: Nyaa, go to the map and find North America .
Nyaa: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Nyaa.

TEACHER: Nyaa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER: Nyaa, what is the chemical formula for water?
NYAA: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
NYAA: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

TEACHER: Nyaa, why do you always get so dirty?
NYAA: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Nyaa, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
NYAA: Because George still had the axe in his hand……

TEACHER: Nyaa , your composition on ‘My Dog’
is exactly the same as your brother’s..
Did you copy his?
NYAA : No sir, It’s the same dog.

One word for Nyaa?

The Worst Feeling is When You Feel Like You’re Annoying
The Only Person You Wanna Talk To

A biggest mistake a Woman can make is
to Love and Give a wrong Man a Child

Stop liking your own pictures,
have patience we are coming

Cockroaches Love attention 😞
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i mean
.
why do they only come out when we have visitors ?

When black coffee’s wife is angry
She closes the mayonnaise
Tightly

My girlfriend has trust issues
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Her: where are you?
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Me: in a taxi
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Her: give the taxi driver the phone

If I could go back to the day I met you,
l could’ve stayed at home and cook rice one by one

THIS IS NOT A SCAM
If u are 21 and older and want to earn 3000 up to 15000 a month,
start looking for a job