Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops

I have worked hard for my money, that’s why my girlfriend is jetting off to Brazil to do her hair.

When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying: “Dreams do come true” or the one that Continue Reading..

I look at some people sometimes and ask myself “Who will kiss this one

I dont mean to brag but my bank says I have ‘an outstanding balance’!

I swear every time I spell Wednesday there’s a little voice in my head that says Wed-nes-day

*Do you know dat wen u wear native to church and stand on the alter, it is called Alternative* _If Continue Reading..

My sister real men don’t kneel down to propose, They will impregnate you and let you decide whether you will Continue Reading..