If Girlfriends Know How Many Girls We Ignore in A Day Just For Them, They Will Be Paying Us Salary😌

It Takes exactly 3 hours to TURN ON a girl
who drinks Heineken

Yellow bones behave as if they were
there when God said let there be
light…😕!?

Pictures with bras and panties are not nudes…
I can go to the beach to see that

Main Chicks don’t Comment On Their Man’s Post Or Pictures. They Monitor The Comment Section And Screenshot The Suspicious One For Verification

Smoke causes * CANCER *
..
Alcohol Cause *DANCER *

Her clothes may look nice & stunning, but her panties might have holes..!

When you tell your parent a funny story
then it turns into a life lesson

I Have A Friend Who Always Wear One Outfit When We Going Out….
And He Always Asks Me “How Do I Look?”
Come On Dude , You Look Like Last Week

Landlord calling….
Landlord calling….
Landlord calling….
New number calling…

😏I’m not that stupid

Only black parents will :
1. Beat you for going a long time without being beaten
2. Crying after being beaten
3.Not crying after being beaten
4.Looking at visitors while they eat.
5. Sleeping while visitors are already woke up
6.Fighting with your peers & losing
7.Fighting with your peers & winning
8.Walking aimlessly where the visitors are seated
9.Talking back when asked a question
10. Not talking back when asked a question
Black parents have some cruel & unusual punishment techniques

Got so broke one time that when
my chick came over I stole R80 from her purse
and gave her that same R80 for taxi fare

If She Doesn’t Accept A Bible As A Present This Valentine;
Leave Her, She’s Evil!!!

At the creche where I work, there is a little girl named Vicky. She is so cute and sweet.👼
Yesterday, just before knocking off, I found her busy, trying to put on her shoes.👢
I approached her, and offered to help her. It was such a torrid time. The boots seamed to be smaller than her size. It took me 5 minutes to help her wear them. When we were done, after making a steps away from her, she called me said “Teacher, you made me wear banana”. 🍌 When I looked at her shoes, to my embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced her shoes – the banana style.😱
Upon trying to take off the shoes again, it took me 3 minutes. After struggling so much I eventually managed to remove them and tried putting them on again, this time the correct way. However, it was more difficult than the first time.
When I finished, she said: “Teacher, these shoes are not mine!”
I really got angry, but since I work with little kids, I had to be patient and control my anger. I struggled to remove the shoes. I then asked Vicky where her own shoes were and this is what she said:
“These shoes belong to my sister, my mum is the one who made me wear them in the morning today”.
This time I boiled in anger. But since I always do my job perfectly and whole heartedly, I helped her to put on the shoes again. When we were done, Vicky pulled another shocker, yet again. “What about the socks, teacher?” she asked.
I wondered whether I should laugh or cry.😡
Politely and swiftly I asked her, “Where are the socks Vicky?”
She innocently replied: “I shoved them in my shoes, they are in front of my toes”
I simply resigned!