Besides : It’s Over!!!
Which Other Two Words Do You Know
That Can Change A Play Boy In To A Pastor ?
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I hate it when people say morning instead of good morning, morning what? Morning glory, morning after pill morning sickness…what ?
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Being single is a sin, even the word itself begins with sin!!!!
So try not to be single.
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Our Father Who Art In Facebook, Hallowed Be Thy Feleb!
Thy Lily-Jack Jokes, Thy Will Be Done On Facebook As He Does Them Live.
Give Us This Day, All The Likes We Need And Forgive Us For Being Blind With Free Mode. As We Forgive Those Who Don’t Like And Comment On Our Statuses.
And Lead Us Not Into Unfriending Them, But Deliver Us From Blompots. For Thy Is Their Accounts, Their Money And Phones.
Forever And Ever, AMEN!!!
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That awkward feeling when you realize
you’re chewing a borrowed pen..!
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My Dad Opened a Brand New Zoo and made the entry R10 000 and nobody came so he reduced it to R5 000 still nobody came he reduced it again to R2 500 still Nobody Came he reduced it again to R500 Still Nobody Came and finally he made it for free and the zoo was filled within a minute… So He opened the lions cage and quickly made the exit R30 000
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Nyaa was the boss and he interviewed 4 girls for a Secretary position.
He asked them same question. And the question was: “A woman has lips in two different places on her body, what is the difference between the two lips?”
1st Girl: “One is hairy, the other isn’t.”
Boss Nyaa: “Ok, Good!”
2nd Girl: “One can talk but the other can’t.”
Boss Nyaa: “That’s better…”
3rd Girl: “One is vertical and other is horizontal.”
Boss: “Hmmmm…Very clever!”
4th Girl: “One is for me to use and the other is for my boss.”
Boss Nyaa: “100% correct. You can start work right away’
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” “None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher, “but I like the way you’re thinking.”
Little Johnny says, “I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?”
“Well,” said the teacher nervously, “I guess the one sucking the cone.”
“No,” said Little Johnny, “the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking.”
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I’ve realised that South African people don’t really hate Corruption.
What they hate, is when they don’t benefit from it.
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Remember when you thought you’d die when your ex left you?
Look at you now, all strong and ready for the next heartbreak.
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Please.. remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that you never have to remind me to remember you, I ALWAYS DO
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A big benefit of being sarcastic is you can be openly mean
and people still think you are being funny
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Mom always told me if you can’t say anything nice ,
then don’t say anything at all.
And now people wonder why I’m so quiet around them
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If a doctor marries a nurse,do they
give birth to a patient?
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Shield gives you 48hrs protection
-Colgate gives you 24hrs lasting freshness
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Adding those hours means I’m gonna wash my body after 3days
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-Sounds good since it’s winter
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*Many women normally don’t have transport money to & from the man’s place. But once they suspect you’re with another woman at your place, I don’t know where they get the money, you just hear her knocking on the door*
*But women…. How*
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