Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely,
guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Should I increase the volume

My neighbour just bought a microwave 😂
they even warm up artchar before eating

I want to know that New Company called “Not Yet working”
it must be a good paying one because lot of people are working there

The CEO of a company was walking round the factory to see how the staff were working.
He noticed a guy leaning against the wall doing nothing, he approached the man and asked him, “How much do you earn?”
The guy was amazed and said, “R10 000 Sir”.
The CEO. took out his wallet, gave the guy R20 000 and yelled at him, “I pay people here to work and not waste time loafing around. This is your 2 months salary, now Get out of here, don’t say a word and NEVER come back!”
After the guy had left, the CEO now looked at the other workers and asked, “by the way, who was that guy?”
The workers replied.” he’s just a guy waiting for his friend”

An accident occurred, 11 persons were injured, 14 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer R50,000 to the injured and R6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bro, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!”

I was attending a Wedding ceremony with a gathering of about 500 people… I decided to take the front seat as usual, Then a lady started distributing food from the back but unfortunately the food din’t get to the front seats… Another Lady started sharing drinks she started from the front seat but unfortunately i had already moved to back because of what happened with the first Lady nd yet again, the drinks din’t get to the back sits… ” furious😠😠 i stood up, as i was about to leave, another Lady showed up with a Bowl ” I decided to satay, but this time i wasn’t going to let the food pass me by So stayed in the Middle 😍😊… I was so happy when i saw the Lady approaching me nd still Holding the Bolw which appeared to be full of something😊😊😊… Then The Lady Lowered the Bowl😍😍😍, Then Booom!!! only to find out that she was handing out toothpick’s

WHEN SOME PEOPLE TELL YOU DAT THEY DON’T SEE ANY GOOD IN YOU JUST HUG THEM AND SAY “I FEEL SORRY FOR THE BLIND”

I tried to donate blood today. Never again, too
many stupid questions asked.
Who’s is it? Where did You get it?
Why is it in a bucket?😾

Stop posting your problems on facebook and
start drinking alcohol just like the rest of us🙌

I’ve just met a fat police woman how does it come honestly to qualify there
you have to gym hard is SAPS for KFC or government am just confused

Money is not important in a relationship ❌❌.
My boyfriend is broke

Her: Hey
Me: Hlw
Her: Can I tell u something??
Me: Yes
Her: I have a crush on you?
Me: Close your eyes and tell me what you see??
Her: Nothing
Me: ✋😏That’s my feelings for you