Definition of a Nurse
A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places
n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
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When you’re good, you’re good,
when you’re awesome you’re me.
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Witchcraft is when tou through a pizza box
outside and nobody sees you!!
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Girlfriend : My Heart Is Like Moble and You Like a Sim Card..!
Boyfriend : I Am Very Happy.!
Girlfriend :don’t Be Too Happy..
if I Get a New Offer ,i Will Change the Sim Card..!
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One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass?”The man replied, “I’m so poor, I can not afford anything to eat.” So the layer said, “Poor guy, come back to my house.” The guys say, “I have a wife and three kids.” The lawyer told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, “Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you.” The lawyer replied, “You’re going to love it there .the grass is over a foot tall”
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My girlfriend went to study abroad and came back with a baby who looks exactly like her. I asked her what that was all about and she said that the child was given to her as a token of appreciation for her good behavior in campus. She thinks am stupid, well am not. I know she probably stole that child or something.
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You can’t expect your child to have a bright future
while u had sex in the dark while making him
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After my secondary school, I decided to go to a medical school. .At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letter:- *PNEIS*. to form the name of an important body part which is most useful when active ..
Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors. While, those of us that wrote what you’re thinking are Facebook pages and whatsapp group admins
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Most women want a man with a job, car and a house
but bona all they bring is another man’s child
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Tht awkward moment when you greet everyone and no one respond
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You can’t even tell your friends why you’re sad because
you’ll become a joke all year
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Which Of These Sentence Gave You A Great Joy When You Were In School?
1. Go Out For Break
2. Test Is Cancelled
3. Take A Sheet Of Paper
4. Answer Only One Question
5. Go Back Home There Is No School
6. The Mathematics Teacher Is Sick
7. If You Know You Owe School Fees, Walk Out.
Just indicate with number only.😃😃
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Man: Is there any way for long life..
.
Dr: Get married.
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Man: Will it help..
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Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Your parents are still alive and together ,But when you are asked “Who is your favourite couple?” You answer “Jay Z and Beyonce”……Hmmmm my sister you need a very hot High five on your face.
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Happy women’s day to Zodwa’s body…
her face must wait for father’s day
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I want to get married to someone who’s
crazy as me. Imagine waking up at 23:00
hours and we both start laughing because
you forgot to pick up the kids at school
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