If my girlfriend is hotter than yours best believe I’m gonna bring that up when losing an argument with you

If you can shave your eyebrows completely and redraw them with an eye pencil… Don’t ask for money to do Continue Reading..

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home Continue Reading..

If nothing seems to be right….. 😮 GO left… Simple as that 😄😄

Girls who lock their phone using a pattern are more dangerous than electricity

My ex was like : “Rich can we meat?” And i was like: “No, we can cabbage”

I didn’t say you were a slut….I just implied that you don’t sleep in your own bed too often…

I can’t believe i was born without my permission