Bambi:hey doctor, I really need to do a plastic surgery.
Doctor: why
Bambi:am ugly
Doctor: you are not ugly
Bambi:everyone say am ugly
Bambi:no you not ,you are fine and strong looking man
Bambi:am a woman
Doctor: you really need it
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