After high school, I decided to try to go to Medical School. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters:-
*PNEIS*

to form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when active.

Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors while the rest of us who wrote what you thought about before you saw spine are now WhatsApp groups and Facebook group admins

Dear Divorcées
Stop teaching our younger sisters & brothers to hate marriage. Its YOUR marriage that failed!

Dancing with a skinny girl feels like
cleaning the floor with a mop..

Girl: I can do anything 4 u.
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, Ur mother might be getting worried.

English is so f***ed up
how can you drink a drink
But you can’t food a food

People take Facebook too serious …
first of all we not even real friends !

In Africa……your siblings will never ever believe that you’re sick until
you leave your food

This year I wanna meet a girl with books and files bump into her then they fall… We pick them up together look into each other’s eyes and live happily ever after

Whenever i have a problem I just sing
Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.😞😞
That gives me hope

A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple of guys walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. “What are you doing?” They ask her. “I’m hanging myself.” She said. The men were confused. Then one of them said, “If you’re trying to hang yourself, you’re supposed to put the rope around your neck.“Duh,” she said. “I tried that, but I couldn’t breath.”

The reason I don’t eat rice when i am visiting people is because they put their phones in rice to dry them when they fall in toilet water.

This thing of applying for jobs online is rubbish waitse..where do I pour my anointing oil now…on the memory stick or on the whole computer..where? Where?? Where???

A man sits next to a gal on a table in
the hotel
Man: hello madam?
Lady : what is it?
Man : sorry madam , just wanted to ask
what the time
is on your watch?
Lady: ehee …now you think my watch
is used as a
public clock huh? Go away and stop
wasting my time
Man : but madam
Lady :shut up!!!
* the man takes out his Apple phone
and makes call
Man :hello Naught Ashnaan
I just settled from Washington D.C can
you please tell
me what time it is right now so that I
set my clock to
the local time since it still reads
American time
*she
listens* ok thank you and today don’t
forget to come
for the galaxy tablet that you requested
* she listens*
since my girl is still in America bring
me a beautiful girl
to spend my money with tonight
Ok bye
Lady : sir the time is ..
Man : shut up