Date someone within your sense of humour range💏. Imagine being cross-questioned for a mere meme you shared..!

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”
Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”
His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who’s just like your mother.”
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?”
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.”
The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?”
Fred replied, “My father doesn’t like her.”

Your girl once cooked pap and chicken in LuckyStar and KOO cans ……
for someone called the “husband”

Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends.
he will leave you for a decent girl
then use your story for a testimony at church

Baba Saxidas Quote on Men

Long Time Ago, Men Who Sacrificed There Love, Youth, Parents, Identity, Laughter & There Hapines Were Called Saints!

Now They Are Called Husband

The power of weed
One time the 5 guys had gone in the bush to
smoke weed.They smoke from morning till
14hrs and they run out of fire. So they
decided to send one of their friend to look
for fire.
The guy goes round the bush but couldn’t
find any fire.He then come across his friends
(same group he was with ) he asked if they
had fire and one of the guys says “we’ve
sent our friend to look for fire and if you
don’t mind you can wait we ‘ll give you
some as soon as he returns. He joined the
friends and kept waiting for himself.

“All men are dogs” says the gender that got us kick out of heaven.

Some girls don’t attend gym but they look
physically fit because of running from one
man to another.

8 FACTS YOU CAN NOT DENY IN LIFE!!!!!!!!
1. Your eyes are the only part that you can’t wash with soap.
2. You can’t count all your hair.
3. Your tongue can’t touch all your teeth.
4. Your feet is the strongest part in your body.
5. The fools have tried number 3.
6. You are laughing because your tongue can touch all the teeth.
8. You are laughing because you feel like God has made you look superb human being.
9. You are now happy because you didn’t realise there was no number 7
10. If you know you are not fool, then you should have not scrolled up to check number 3 and 7.
11. If you want to revenge, then do this: press Like, and
Comment,”TRUE”. and SHARE

I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not

I knw, Many of you can fail this
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Children Loves Cartoons.
We, Men Loves Football.
Women loves___________?