I’ve been here on Facebook posting jokes not knowing people met in my comments, dated and got married behind my back . Without even inviting me.

To avoid condom related accidents, use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them.

If the outer one breaks, she will know; and if the inner one breaks, you will know!

– Wisdom will kill me

Between somebody and someone who’s someone exactly?

PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.

When i go to a birthday party and the cake and drink doesnt reach me,
i will just remove generator wire.
did u think i came because you are growing older?

This Morning When I Checked My Whatsapp Messages, I Got 10 Pics From My Ex & She’s Naked In All Of ‘Em… 😑
O Ya Hlanya. 🖕🏽
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I See Her Intentions… 😏
I’m Not Gonna Buy Her New Clothes.

When you were single you dated married men , now you are married you don’t want others to have your husband ,No no my sister don’t be stingy learn to share.

I’m looking a lady to marry ,I had a wife ,she was lazy .
I asked her to count my money and she ran away.

I am selling a good second hand girlfriend*
Still attractive with 1 child and in good condition.
Model: 1993
Make: slender
Mileage: 1 child
Suspension finished shocks but replaceable.
Prize negotiable ,swap and top also accepted .
If interested please inbox me.
remember no road test