Hey Guys,😾 • Please Be Informed That Somebody Is Trying To Spread A Dangerous Rumour That I Have Stopped DRINKING Continue Reading..

Those people who buzz with a private number Deserve high five in the face with a brick

Imagine someone with smelly feet saying “put yourself in my shoes”

That awkward moment u realise u a walking in the wrong direction… so you hit your pockets and pretend u Continue Reading..

ME: Babe, which letter does the word “Tuesday” end with? . HER: Y . ME: I just wanna know

Lebo:Does this shirt make me look fat? Tebza:No, it’s the fat that makes u look fat

I tried to drown my troubles the other night but the wife doesn’t like swimming.

When he knows when your periods end but doesn’t know your birthday my sister run away and never look back.