When they answer the phone
white’s: Hello !!
BLACK’S: YELLOW !! ..
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*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a
Girl’s skirt up, and the same wind blows
dust into your eyes.
And u end up seeing nothing*
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Touching Your Pockets And Not Feeling Your Phone 😨😱
Shocks More Than Electricity
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Next year females must drive taxis
we also want to date taxi drivers
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Bambi:hey doctor, I really need to do a plastic surgery.
Doctor: why
Bambi:am ugly
Doctor: you are not ugly
Bambi:everyone say am ugly
Bambi:no you not ,you are fine and strong looking man
Bambi:am a woman
Doctor: you really need it
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My girlfriend has trust issues
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Her: where are you?
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Me: in a taxi
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Her: give the taxi driver the phone
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When a ivstarted smoking weed
I arrive at home and found my dad watching movie
And I join him,I starred at him for 5 min
And said it face look familiar boy
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A Bar Opened Opposite A Church!
The Church Prayed Daily Against The Bar Business
Days Later The Bar Was Struck By Lightning & Caught Fire Which Destroyed It.
Bar Owner Sued The Church Authorities For The Cause Of Its Destruction,
As It Was An Action Because Of Their Prayer, The Church Denied All Responsibility!
So, The Judge Commented,
“It’s Difficult To Decide The Case
Because
Here We Have A Bar Owner Who Believes In The Power Of Prayer
&
An Entire Church That Doesn’t Believe In It !”
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That person you used to stay up till 2am chatting/talking to… Where are they now? 🙆
~•~•~
See, you should have slept..!
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Trainer: If a old man and a child is near ur car, who will u hit.
Boy: old man.
Trainer: Idiot… You should hit the BRAKE
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if He Doesn’t Get Angry When You Refuse To Give Him “🍑” ,
Be Worried My Sister !!
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I’m So Alone That My Dark Circles Are Larger Than My Friend Circle..
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Yesterday l went to a restaurant. l saw there was a WiFi service, so l asked for the password. The waitress told me eat first, so l placed my order. After eating l asked again for the password, and again, she told me eat first. Feeling frustrated, l ordered black coffee. After coffee, again l asked for the password. They told me eat first. Then angrily, l walked to the restaurant manager and asked for the password. He replied eat first !!! l was about to explode, when I finally saw a sign on the wall indicating “WiFi password…EAT FIRST”.*
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Yo mamma is so fat when you walk around her u will get lost
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I think this December is going to be the best December we’ve ever experienced 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I’ve already bought ice cubes for it and a cabbage for January just in case to be on the safe side
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People In The Taxi Are So Kind
Today I Just Stretched My Arms ,
They Gave Me A Roll-On
Then When I Say ”Thank You”
They Gave Me A Mint!🍬
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