TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)

My Ex found me at Spar in morning and
said: Wow, You are looking good, are u still
alive? And I said no, I’m dead I just came
here to buy groceries then I’ll return to my
grave.
She is no longer talking to me.

When a girl rejects me,I tell myself that
she’s HIV positive and she don’t want to infect me
Finish&klaar

Thami was discharged from a mental hospital🏨.He was chained🔗 by his mental doctors➕. He was taken home by an ambulance🚑.
With confidence he claimed that he knew his house🏡.
At a big house next to a tree🌲 he saw 2 kids👬 wearing uniform🎓, he shouted and said
“Those are my kids, they going to school!”
Suddenly a woman👧 came out of that house then he shouted again saying
“That’s my wife, she is late for work!”
The doctors were convinced and as they were about to remove the chains🔗 off his hands, a man👦 came out of that same house🏡 then he shouted one more time saying
“Hey that’s me going to work!!”

If a person sits down on a chair then tell jokes infront of an audience
–
Is it still called Stand-up comedy??

Top 10 Female rejection lines.
.
.
1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.
2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.
3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: I don’t want to be seen in
public with a dork like you.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I’m busy seeing other guys.
Who are you again?
5. I’ve got a boyfriend.
Translation: I’d rather be with my male cat
and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.
6. I don’t date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn’t date you if you were
in the same solar system, much less the
same building.
7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: It’s you.
8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.
9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I’ve sworn off men like you.
10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I
can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I
meet and go out with. I appreciate the male
perspective.
–
–
–
Top 10 Male rejection lines.
.
.
1. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You’re ugly.
2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You’re ugly.
3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: You’re ugly.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You’re ugly.
5. I’ve got a girlfriend.
Translation: You’re ugly.
6. I don’t date women where I work.
Translation: You’re ugly.
7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: You’re ugly.
8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: You’re ugly.
9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: You’re ugly.
10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: You’re totally ugly.

Some of y’all complaining about thirsty men in your dm.
~•~•~
Put some clothes on and remove the filters. I promise you, they will stop..!

When you ignore Bae for one day… And you call her the next day and find out that she already had six miscarriages, three abortions and dumped five Boyfriend’s .!!!

– Ladies Go Through Hell On Earth 🙆 , Just imagine Sleeping Next To A Broke Guy Who Has An Audacity To Snore Like He Had A Long Day At Work!!

IT guys are weak,they can’t even hack the Calender
and delete 14 February😏

Pleance before you plost
Make sure your spillings are correct..