When a slayqueen stops posting on Facebook, it means she is pregnant… And when she starts with “I am back…who missed me?” It means the ABORTION was successful.. Brothers, after God fear women.. 😜😜😜😜

I use six slices of bread to test if the sugar is enough
in the tea then after that i start eating…

I knew I was mature when I walked past an empty can
and I didn’t kick it……..
Then I went back and kicked it to celebrate my maturity.

After sex🍆🍑….

Girl: babie i need iphone 7 or samsung galaxy s8 edge….

Me: it was just sex so stop acting like you gave me your kidney!!!

😂😂😂men can be rude sometimes

Imagine someone with big eyes saying
“I’m sorry, I didn’t see you”!

What if the spider you killed in your home spent the rest of his life thinking u are his roomate, ever thought of that huh. ? No, because you only think of yourself.

I said I’ll Pay You At The End Of The Month,
I Didn’t Say Which Month

Read:
Not all parties happy.
– Third Party😊
Not all positive beautiful.
– HIV positive 😀
Not all 13 luck.
– 13th month pay 😁
Not all green nutritious.
– phlegm 😂
Not all test hard.
– Urine Test😇
Not all of in clothing attracts.
– edema 😅
Not all with bags come in.
– Dora 😊
Not all breaks sad.
– semester break

Am I the only one who skips a post about God
and secretly say: “God knows that I love him”..!

I don’t care if you look better than my girlfriend,
the fact is,I don’t love you..

If u have failed grade 11,
dont worry u can still go to grade 12
during break time everyday

Car owners , let’s confuse them with car parts
Me: overtake 😄

My roommate’s parents were here today
so before they left they gave us R500 and
said we are going to see what we will buy.
So my roomate doesn’t want to give me my R250

You want your husband to be very good in bed but you don’t give him time to go for training outside.
Are you normal my sister , is your head paining you?

“African Education system has surprising outcomes.

The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to medical and engineering schools.

The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB’s to manage the First Class students.

The 3rd Class students enter politics, and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students.

The Failures join the army and control politicians who, if they are not happy with, they kick or kill them.

Best of all…..
those who did not attend any school, become prophets, and everybody follows them.”