These Days You Don’t Know Whether
The Aunty Smiling At You Wants You For Her Daughter Or For Herself

Ladies when u meet your next Boyfriend love him
with all your Lungs cause your heart has suffered a lot.

Facebook is the only book we read everyday

Who ever was the person who first created alcohol in this world. 😂
.
I think he added a little bit of English as an
ingredient during the production of the alcohol. 💖
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If u pay me a visit and I go to toilet u must clap your hands until
I come back ..am tired of thieves

Never lend money to a lady you ain’t dating.
Let her suffer with her broke boyfriend.😂😂😂

Its their business tu!!!!!😂

Men who give their women their ATM cards
and Payslips with their whole salaries,
have a special corner in Heaven with
air conditioners and Free WiFi

If you’re lonely and single just remember that
someone in love is getting cheated on.

During a lesson, gombe yawns extremely wide(Ku ahlamula).
The teacher tries to make a joke, “gombe, don’t swallow me.”
gombe replies, “Don’t worry ma, I don’t eat goat meat.

Those days, When your uncle visits and gives you money but your mum takes it afterwards and when you protest she shouts
“shut up have you forgotten I almost died because of you in labor”.