“Dear South African People”
Telling a person that there is a job opportunity at your workplace won’t get you fired! ☝

I want to be rich to an extent that when my wife starts and argument, I hit the table and say: You know what, Let’s go and argue in Dubai!

Hubby:hello baby.
Wife:hello swiddy.
Hubby: i ll come back home a bit late dear.
Wife:i know you are with your bitches.you are
a very bad man.i don’t even know why you
chose to marry me.i don’t want you any more.i hate you!

Hubby:take it easy dear. i’m in bank righ now….

Wife:haaa!how did you know i needed some cash? you r such a darling!
bring me R10 000 baby.i love you baby.let me even
prepare a bath and food for you.oh!
please get me chicken and chips on your way back.

Hubby:im in a BLOOD BANK trying to donate some blood…

Wife:fool….tell them to drain all the blood
from your body!stupid man.

When you tell your parent a funny story
then it turns into a life lesson

Sometimes I Sleep Under My Bed
And Pretend To Be A Cockroach

My level of maturity has nothing to do with my Facebook posts. I’m only here to Motivate💪, Lie🙄 & Laugh😅..!

Stop posting your problems on Facebook and
start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us..!!

That Awkward Moment When You Leave
The Store Without Buying Anything And
You Tell Yourself To Act Normal Because Ur Innocent..

Did u know that women live longer on earth
because they don’t have wives?😂

Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class?
*Cynthia*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Atem*: By staying at home.

*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Ngu*: We don’t call them, they come on their own.

*TEACHER* : Name the nation people hate most
*Asong*: Exami-nation

*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Lekeaka*: Future impossible tense.

*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Atabong* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you

Please don’t Laugh Too much. Teachers have a steep mountain to climb.

*THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES*

I wanna study Hospitality so I can give my
Ex wrong Medication
.
And it’s simple yaz only 2Years then I’ll be
done

In 2019 😁
.
On the funeral program there must be the one
who will speak for those who were warning him

Her : how much do you love me
Me : l love you so much, l can’t measure
Her : no just tell me
Me : :okay, l am like a cell phone and you are
my sim card. I’m nothing without you
Her:wow that’s so romantic
Me : (said myself) Thanks God she doesn’t
know I’m a China phone, with FOUR sim
card……..:(

Do you also make scenarios in your head that will never happen
but makes you happy so you just keep on imagining them..!?