Wen is it da right time to ask ur girlfriend to be a
bridesmaid at ur wedding???🤔

My parents haven’t apologize
to me for making me ugly

Dear Principal
.
I Am Writter This Letter With Haters And Tell
You That I Am Leave Your School For Good
Enough
.
The Why Of Leave The School Is Because At
Your School Teachers Beat Ass Very Harmful
And Very Sad.I Wanted To Cry But My Friend
Telled Me That Man Is A Sheep Is Not Cry,I
Was Silent But Vibrating
.
Another Why Is Because Of Discriminating
We Writted A Test That I Am Cheated But I
Got 20℅.Teacher Said My Head Is Dead,That
Thing Of My Head Is Dead It Pained Me
.
The Another Is Because Early In The Morning
Is Ice, Blanket is not Want To Be Removed
From The Body
.
I Leave Good Bye For Ever And Ever Amen
.
Your Faithfully

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service:
you just play games

I don’t know why drunk people love to speak
near other people’s faces.

No matter how beautiful your wedding decor was
Its will never make sense to people who didn’t eat

A guy was on a bus and his phone rang. It
was his wife calling he wanted to show off
so he decided to put his phone on
loudspeaker and answered..Him: Hi
sweetheart miss me already baby?.Wife:
Your Shitt! Miss who?
You ate the baby’s youghurt and ran away
you pig

[Touching story]👌
One day a boy touched a girl’s hand. The following day the girl touched the boy’s hand.
•°•°•°•
What a touching story..!

No Matter How Old You Are, If A Little Kid Hands You
A Toy Phone You Answer It.

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years😷
–
Everytime they made love the husband [Rich] always insisted on turning off the light🔦
–
Well after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figure she would break him out of this crazy idea😯
–
So one night while they were still in the section she turned on the light🙊🙉😨🔦
–
She looked own amd saw that Rich was holding a battery-operated pleasure device, A VIBRATOR!!! Soft, Wonderful and large. She went completely ballistic!!!😠
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The wife with extreme anger said ” you impotent pig, how could u be lying to me after all these years!! You better explain yourself”😠
–
Rich looked at her straight in the eyes and said calmly: “I’ll Explain the toy, you explain the kids”

She said…..
“I’m not Confused he Broke up With me ….
I’m confused because I didn’t know we were Dating”