People Who Think Are Better in English Really Congolese My Prohalidiet 😪😤 .. i Mean , How Can They Dopichristy Others By Their Poslascivious integrity ? 😕😒 Guys! 😠😡 We Need To Tiflaguede Our Thinking PLEASE!! 🙏🙏 , We Are All Calfinigaious Of The Rededication But if Not , Try Embletizing Or Be An Hypitechus 😓😥

Dear: Girls
We know you’re good at adding
captions on your pics neh
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But there’s no such thing as
‘YESTERDAY’S CURRENT SITUATION’

Usualy i mind my own business but
when i see someone beefing on facebook
i read all 884 coments

If u pay me a visit and I go to toilet u must clap your hands until
I come back ..am tired of thieves

Loool… Day made
I said to ma babe you look so Modric, your body so Pivaric your eyes are so Rakitic. Your smile makes me look Perisic, When I see you my body feels Brozovic. The way you move that Kramaric it’s so Strinic. Babe you are my Dalic and my Lovren for you is so Kovacic. When i’m with you i feel so Subasic, you are my Mandzukic…before I finished she seized my phone & saved my number as Romanticí

Anyone selling a second hand relationship?
even if it has problems, I will fix it myself

Nowadays It’s Hard To Tell Whether A Girl
Is Walking With Her Father Or Bae..

What is Reunion? Reunion is when you tell your Wife you are going to work nd you go to your neighbour’s Wife to make love with her.. Her Husband comes back, knocks on the door!!😨 You go hide under the bed😥 The wife Start feeling the pressure nd decides to go to the market to buy some food items.. Then the husband takes advantage of his Wife’s absence nd decides to call your Wife😨.. She comes over nd they make Love.. The other Woman forget the list she made for the food she’s going to buy… She knocks on the door, Your Wife panics nd decides to hide under the bed where you hiding😨😨 Now that’s what we call REAL REUNION

Girls who are busy complaining that men have s*x or
impregnate them then run away.
My question is:- when u score a goal do you remain at the goal post or do you run celebrating wildly?

Today I went To The toilet without my phone and
there are 112 tiles in the bathroom.

Some Girls Are Fine From Far But When You Get Close,
They Are Far From Fine..

Men will be Men:

Wife leaves a note on the fridge: “I have made all attempts. It’s not working.
I can’t take it anymore. I am going to stay at my Mom’s place !! 😡😥

Husband opens the fridge, checks the beer bottle. Feels it is cold. He takes a few big gulps from the bottle. Feels it is chilled. Then says to himself, “What the hell is she talking about???

Fridge is working fine!!”

Ladies please stop cheating back,
it hurts more,You know we men are not strong like you.

iPhone users.
How many ringtones does the iPhone has?
Why the same ringtone all of you?

Grade 1 : I wanna be a Doctor
Grade 7 : I wanna be a Pilot
After grade 12 : Please download my tracks guys support local artists