If i got the award for laziest person on earth I will send someone to pick it up for me…

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Short girls in white dress Looks like toilet papers

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Did anyone notice that studying is a mixture of study and dying

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Hard guy Hard guy, but your parents still force you to get a hair cut.

My EX is getting married tomorrow to the guy she told me not to worry about.