So are we gonn’ ignore the fact that Mandela changed his dp on that money

I just smoked weed for the first time and
this thing is so weak it has no effect on me.
Nothing has changed cause
I am still sitting on the TV watching the Sofa.

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t
have one, it’s probably you

Madness is putting your girlfriend on your Whatsapp profile while other boys are putting her on bed. You need serious treatment.

My wife was searching for her Panties in the house and
she accused the Maid in front of me and the Maid replied
“Aunty I swear I don’t wear Panties,
your Husband is my Witness”.I fainted

Stop sleeping while knowing that you’re broke 🙄
.
What if you woke up in Dubai ,,
where will you get money for flight to come back

Ladies
What is the use of wearing G string👙 if you are not assically gifted🙅
What are you dividing actually??????? Bones?????

Morning skinny girls who wear G-strings😂😂😂😂😂😂…..
Fat ones your turn is loading…….

Your problems are small if you’re still praying in English my friend.
•°•
African problems don’t understand English! ✋✋

Zimbabwean National Army has been training ever since i was a kid but Zimbabwe has never had any war ,, why cant they organize a friendly match with Boko haram??*

just thinkiní

*MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER*
*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*
*INSTRUCTIONS:*
1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_*
2 *_ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS_*
*1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody’s wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*
*2.* You bought a phone for your friend’s wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*
*3. For Men* You’re dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*
*(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)*
*4.* You are whatsapping and face booking other peoples’ wives yet you don’t want to see your wife on social networks. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. *(20 marks)*
*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than $500. Your daughter who is awaiting A level results is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth $800 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*
*6. *For ladies* You’re a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*
*7.* You can’t give your wife $2for sitshebo, but you spend over $20 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*
ALL THE BEST