That awkward moment when you really want to eat and
then there’s this visitor who is not showing a sign of leaving

You Attend Kids Birthday Parties,
Drink some juice Then You Call Yourself
A Party Animal
–
Yagula Wena,You are a Party insect

If your Sibling Never pulled out a Knife on you Then you not siblings😩

Last Night i dreamt Eating Noddles Now I can’t find My Earphones

Two guys raped a princess, and when they were
caught
and sent to
the king, he ordered them to go and bring as many
fruits as
they can to bail themselves. The first guy went and
returned with 15 mangoes.The king ordered his
guards to
insert all the mangoes into his a**s so he would feel
the
same pain as the princess. The guards did as they
were
ordered and the guy screamed and shouted in
pain.After
sometime, he stopped screaming and shouting and
started
laughing. The guards then became surprised and
asked him
why he was laughing despite all the pains. The guy
pointed
to the road and said,
LOOK AT MY FRIEND (SIMON)
HE IS BRINGING 30 WATERMELONS

Nothing makes short girls happier than seeing someone more shorter them..!

You haven’t moved on if you still remember your EX name.
Thank God I don’t remember Cynthia.

In *Soweto * , one family’s door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in *Pretoria * …. Locking door was not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door ” Covid 19 positive do not enter “, and went away.
After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker ‘s place,
“Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe”
😆😂😂😂😂😂😂

Touching your pockets and not feeling
your phone shocks more than electricity..!

Imaging taking a village girl to a hotel and
waking up the next morning to see her
sweeping the whole compound

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!! Ladies and gentlemen Boys and Girls Brothers and sisters Fathers and Mothers Uncles and aunties Nephews and nieces Doctors and nurses Neighbours and Colleagues Students and graduates. I really don’t have anything to say. Thanks for your attention.

Two years ago I asked my friend to get me
my crush’s number because I was too shy to ask her myself 🙁
.
They are getting married next weekend

If u win 50 million an your ex need a 49
million for kidney transplant
Which colour are u gonna choose for ur
Lamborghini??