You Spent The Whole Day With Your Bae
Then She Updates a Status Saying
“What A Boring Day”

All say that love is more important than money..
Have you ever tried paying your bill with a hug.. ?

My Neighbour Was Very Sick And Then He Called A Witchdoctor To Come And Treat Him in His House .. The Witchdoctor Said His Case Was “Critical” And That “He Cannot Be Cured” , But The Sickness Can Be Transferred To Another Person .. My Neighbour Accepted … The Witchdoctor Worked On Him And Told Him That “As i Am Leaving , if Anyone Opens The Door You Must Say “Tchaa” , And That Person Will Die in Your Place .. The Witchdoctor Left , And My Neighbour Was Waiting For The First Unlucky Person So That He Will Say “Tchaa” And Transfer His Sickness To That Person .. But The Witchdoctor Discovered That He Hadn’t Collect His Money From My Neighbour For His Treatment , So He Decided To Go Back For His Money .. As Soon As He Opened The Door , My Neighbour Said “Tchaa” .. The Witchdoctor Said “Retchaa” , My Neighbour Then Said “Reretchaa” .. The Witchdoctor Said “Rereretchaa” 😂😂 … As i Speak With You Now , The Whole Neighbourhood is There Watching The Two Shouting “Rerererereretchaa” To Each Other non-stop

MOM ::Why are your Results so Bad ??

Me ::Bad Things happen To Good people💔

“Bbe I Will Die For You” Says A Guy Who Still Uses A Broom
To Lift Up Main Switch

Two single boys living away from home were talking among each other….

First -: “have you ever used a ‘ Recipe-book ‘ to make cooking..??”

The second boy :- “brought two-three, but the first step of making any recipe is the most difficult..!!”

First boy :- “which one..??”

Second boy :- *”take a clean pot..!!”*

*Hello . Tomorrow is my phone’s birthday (10th birthday) I was thinking maybe we could have a surprise party. Let us all send airtime to my phone. My phone will be surprised,i know my phone very well it loves surprises. it will be nice if every one is involved. Thank u *

They Don’t Even Greet Us At The inbox ,
They Just Send Their Song’s Links 😏 … Such Disrespect

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous?
I stare, I smile and when I get tired I put the mirror down.

Depression is for students from Uj, Wits, Up and UCT.
The rest of you loves attention.

My neighbor is looking for his Nike shoes.
*I don’t know why my heartbeat increase each time I see him…

I Think I Have A Serious Problem…
Today I Was Reading Daily Sun
News Paper And Find Myself
Looking For A “Like” Button..