Ladies, Lobola money should go straight to your bank account.
Your uncles were not there when relationship was showing you flames😂

Girl friend: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boyfriend:This depends on your husband if he allows me.

Some Guys will never take a Girl out on a date. All they know is: “When will you come visit me”?? As if they’ve been admitted at the hospital.!!

Your daughters Lord, they put us on WhatsApp statuses that only you and I can see..! ☝

Most of you are single now because you started dating at a very young age.. Now you’ve exhausted your dating bundle..

“A Zimbabwean man walks into a Capetown
bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says
he is going to Zimbabwe on holiday for two
weeks and wants to borrow R20. The bank
officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for such a loan, so the man handed
over the keys of his new BMW M3 parked on
the street in front of the bank. Everything is
checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the
car as collateral for the loan. An employee
drives the BMW into the bank’s underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the
man returns, repays the R20 and the interest,
which comes to R25,41. The loan officer says,
“We are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were
away, we checked you out and found that you
are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is,
why you would bother to borrow R20? The
Zimbabwean man replied, “Where else in
Capetown can I park my car safely for two
weeks and pay only R25.41?” Zimbabweans will
always be Zimbabwean and intelligent
too……proudly

I mistakenly sent someone R 5000 through
e Wallet…in fact should I say I sent R5000to
a wrong number. After realizing this, I
calmed down and sent him/her this text
message: “Hello Dear, I hope you got the
membership welcome fee of R5000 to our
Satanism Church. We are glad and looking
forward to having you with us. That is just
the beginning of the richest life you are
about to start living. We hope you are as
excited to be joining our church as we are.
As I just said, that is a welcome salary. We
are having a meeting tonight whereby we
will slaughter 3 people in celebration of the
start of this month. Please invite over any
female person you may be close to. Lets
meet tonight at 8pm at YOUR PLACE. If you
haven’t shown any interest in our church
and you believe this is a mistake, kindly send
the money back to this number otherwise
welcome to our Church. See you tonight.” 10
Minutes later, I got a message saying send
another R5000 my friend is also interested’. I
fainted, people are so broke these days.

Two single boys living away from home were talking among each other….

First -: “have you ever used a ‘ Recipe-book ‘ to make cooking..??”

The second boy :- “brought two-three, but the first step of making any recipe is the most difficult..!!”

First boy :- “which one..??”

Second boy :- *”take a clean pot..!!”*

One Man can control 16 Cows with 1 Stick 😎 Can I go deeper?

This year has been the most difficult year ever.
Let’s cry together on this post. Don’t ask anything, just cry.

She told me she was coming to my place by 9 pm, But she came by 7 pm and caught me with another woman…
How can i forgive her for lying to me??😕
She’s not trustworthy

JOKE OF THE DAY
.
Wife sent a message to her husband
“Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way
back from office, and Priscilla says hi to
you “.
.
Husband : Who is Priscilla ?
.
Wife : Nobody, I was just making sure that
you read my message
Twist in the tale…..
.
Husband : But I’m with Priscilla right now ,
so which Priscilla are you talking about?
.
Wife : Where are you….?
Husband: Near the vegetable market
Wife : Wait I’m coming there right now …!
.
After 10 minutes she texts her husband
“Where are you”?
Husband:”I’m at office. Now that u’r at the
market, buy whatever vegetables you need.

Three Friends Were Having A Drink In A Bar. A Conversation About Coincidences Arose.

The 1st Guy Said: “When My Wife Was Pregnant She Read The Novel The 2 Cities And Gave Birth To Twins.”

The 2nd Guy Said: “My Wife Read The 3 Musketeers And Gave Birth To Triplets.”

The 3rd Guy Started Running Heading Home, Friends Asked: “Why?”

He Said In Hurry: “My Wife Is Pregnant And I Left Her Reading Alibaba And The 40 Thieves.“