My sister, When You Wanna Slam His Bedroom Door🚪
Soo Bad But Then It’s A Curtain..! ☝

I can never let my daughters play the African hide and seek
not after what I did to those girls when we to hide..!

Speaking on behalf of all girls!
Boys stop giving us your money
we’re not your kids😾
We only care about what’s in the trouser.

DRAGON BALLZ Are The Only Cartoons That Taught Me
How To Be Patient ☺😊 ,
i Remember Waiting 2 Months For GOKUU To Kill FREEZER!!…

That Awkward Moment When You Leave
The Store Without Buying Anything And
You Tell Yourself To Act Normal Because Ur Innocent..

Some girls they will spend the whole time
in a relationship trying to catch a nigga
cheating instead of being happy..!!

We live in a society where females think it’s okay to state their preferences, “tall guy with a beard, big ass package, light in complexion with killer abs. ”
But when I say I don’t like fat women, I’m insensitive & I’m body shaming. Fruitcake generation. The levels are staggering.

ATMs should have timers! When your time is up, it should swallow your card and spray tear gas at you…
Honesty, we are tired of people who play candy crush at the ATM mxm

Can you Solve This?😝
RiddlE
Which One Have Two Zero & Two four?
1. 0024
2.2024
3.0044

Do u remember those awkward days at school?😊😄

1.When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem but u already answered it😥

2.When another students asks for a graph paper bt u are finished and didn’t see anywhere it was required 😥

3.When the invigilator says skip question 6 we wll fix it later but it was the question u enjoyed the most😀

4.When question 1.5 says use answer of 1.4 to answer this question but you didn’t know the answer of 1.4😲

5.When ppl are using rulers and u are wondering whats going on 🤔

6.When u hear ur friends arguing after exams whether the answer was 35.5%or 36% but ur answer was 25000……

Where I’m from, when you kill a mosquito in the night,
the next morning,
you’ll hear that an old woman slept and didn’t wake up.

If you’re a girl and you don’t have stretch marks,
sorry we can’t date . I don’t date immature girls😐