When You Drop Your Phone And Your Heart Hits The Ground
Before Your Phone Does

Relationship stress can make you iron all your clothes
And when you done you realize you didn’t plug the iron

Psychiatrist: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to nearest Temple
Psychiatrist: Good, prayer and meditation are effective tools to reduce stress
Patient: No no no, I just mix-up all the shoes out there and watch people searching… Feels awesome.

KoKASI , Your Neighbors Will Burn Some Stuff
While Your Laundry is Still On The Washing Line

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Matome, what are you doing?” Matome replied, “Driving to Durban!” The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Matome’s room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, “Well Matome,how are you doing?” Matome says, “I just arrived in Durban” “Great,” replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Matome’s room and goes across the hall into Jwanese room, and finds Jwanese sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks, “Jwanese, what are you doing?!” Jwanese says, “I’m screwing Matome’s wife while he’s in Durban

I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing

One day, Korack Was in Class when the Teacher Walked In. After Teaching for sometime, the teacher Decided to Make the Class an Interactive One. Here’s what ensued…
TEACHER: Who is a pharmacist?🤔
Only Korack Raised up his Hand.✋🏼
TEACHER: Is it only Korack who’s in this class?Still there was nobody else to answer the question except Korack.😐
TEACHER: Ok Korack, Answer the Question. But before you do, take this Cane and Beat Everybody in the Class with it.😬😬
Korack, filled with Happiness, did as his Teacher said and beat all His Classmates with the cane in his Hands.😀😁
TEACHER: Now you can answer the question Korack Tell these Dumb Students Who a Pharmacist is.😚☺🙂
KORACK: “A Pharmacist is a Farmer who Assist People.”😕😕
The teacher fainted!😆😂

Heartbreak 💔 is wen you see your boyfriend who promised to buy you an iphone8
Dancing at a Roadshow to win a Tshirt

Joke of the day: 😂😂😂😂😂

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

Then the woman’s husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

The little Boy says:
“Dark in here.”

The Man says:
“Yes, it is.”

Boy:
;I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?”

Man:
;No, thanks.”

Boy:
;My dad’s outside, I’ll call him if you don’t buy it!”

Man:
“OK, how much?”

Boy: 😜😜😜
“$1,000.”

A few weeks later it happened again , and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy:
“Dark in here.”

Man:
;Yes, it is.”

Boy:
“I have soccer boots.”

The Man, remembering the last time, and asks the boy:
“How much?”

The Boy says 😜😜😜
“$5,000.”

The Man says:
“Fine, I will buy them.”

A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
“Grab your ball and boots,
let’s go outside and have a game.”

The Boy says:
“I can’t, I sold them for $ 6,000.”

The Father says:😳😳😳😳😳
“That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… $ 6,000 is way more than those two things cost.

I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your “SINS.”

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says:
“Dark in here.”
😜😜😜😜😜

The Priest says:
“Don’t start that shit again!”
😜💥🎈😜💥🎈😜💥🎈😜💥🎈
THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHER’S HOUSE !

Phone call from baby mama be like:
📞
Me: Hello😐
Her: I just wanna tell you that your son is sleeping😪
Me: 😒?!