Someone will cheat today because of food..
Please brothers FEED your girlfriends

I was studying at this college in Pretoria, then we went home for school holidays, when we return to school we have found that place turned into Somalian store that sells curtains…

Short girls are energetic, you should see them when they’re angry.
They are like toys with new batteries..!

When you try to remove her panty and she
pretends to be asleep, then she slowly lifts
her waist to help you remove them.That’s
when you know you made it in life…

True love is when your girl smashes your new iPhone x on the wall cause she saw a girl call you baby in your chat on whatsapp And you just smile, hug her closely and whisper in her ear “What designer of wheel chair do you like?

Being a baby is tough…..
imagine ur foot is itching and
ur mom comes to give you milk 🙄

Girls please stop trying to impress guys with
english
Boy:darling
Girl:hi baby
boy:how are you
girl:i am fun
boy:you are fun?!
girl:oops!sorry i meaning i am find
boy:eh,what you doing?
girl:the tv is washing me in Muvhango
boy:lol,k!who u with?
girl:my mother,my father and my parents
boy:yho!so when am i gonna see you? girl:ah
baby,but you is told me you are moneyless now
you wanna look me to the sea!
boy:lmao yoooh! What do you mean? girl:baby
laughing for who? Ah u see i make a stock of
laughing
boy:eh baby,I will call you coz ur texting is cripled
girl:ok baby,I am go waiting for ur missed
call,shap shap! lol
its better if you text in your own language

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.

FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITTING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.

I, _____ , hereby apply to marry your beautiful daughter Sir. I am ___ years old.

Please answer the following questions honestly.

1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.

If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue & quietly leave my house. Don’t look back as you walk out. If all your answers were YES, then you may continue.

1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.___________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect to your father/mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, “honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon”, what would be yo answer?______
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
______________
5. What does the term ‘good husband’ mean to you? _____ _________
6. Do you have both yo mum & dad? Yes/No. If No, explain why?
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES, for how long? If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ”COME HOME EARLY” as used by married women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?

Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.

LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.

1. When can you be free for interviews?
________
2. When can be the best time to interview
your dad?_______
3. When can I interview your mum?
________
4. When can I interview your church pastor/mosque imam
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be put in all the daily newspapers for 1 week to cross-check if you have other girlfriends or on wanted list by Victim Support Unit, Zambia Police or other law enforcement agencies.

Sign here: _____
Sign again: ____

Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in 1 year and six months time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.

As you wait for my response, please don’t call me, or visit me, or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified automatically. Leave your details below in case I need to ask you more questions.

Postal Address: ________
________
Email: _______
Phone: ________
Facebook name: _______

i Just Met A Lady Who’s Name is “Nomshado” And i Am Asking Myself What Was Going Through Her Parents’s Minds When They Named Her

While you are sleeping at your bae’s house and you hear your grandmother saying ′′ your house is going to get a monkey

9 REASONS WHY I DONT WATCH NIGERIAN MOVIES..
1. A flash back plays 40 mins.
2. Millionaires have gate men instead of electric gates.
3. Females wake up with earings and make-up in the morning.
4. When petience ozokor wants to poison someone she first tastes the poison but never dies.
5. They cut grass with a panga instead of a slasher.
6. 20years later in the movie but the family dog is still alive.
7. A ghost looks both sides before crosing the road.
8. People always ask for a menu at restaurants but end up ordering rice and chicken.
9. No matter how low your Tv volume is ,the movie will always make a huge soundooo…..!!