I was born without my permission
All i wanted to be was a memory card

We really go though a lot yaz mara…
other kids are asking for the second graph but
you didn’t even see any question saying you should draw…😂🤣😂.
I hate school.

Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic, good in bed, loves you like you are the only girl in the world and watches you whilst you are applying your make up while listening to every word you say…

Then, please be assured that the Weed you have just smoked is of SUPER QUALITY!

Before: they said to be robbed of you, just not being burned out…
Now: you have a fire.. you are still stealing.
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Before: when burned, it will help with the fire.
Now: Let’s visit a fire video.
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Before: Children, go into the house, there are some Japanese!
Today: Children, get undressed, there are some Japanese!
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Noon: Pray before meals.
Today: selfie before meals.
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Before: when flooding lumilikas
Now: when flooding, picture picture post on Facebook plus instagram.
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Before: many men are so handsome
Today: many handsome men are so handsome
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Before: a lot of gentle girls
Today: there are many gentle men amputik!!!
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Before: if it’s nice to court you right away.
Now: if you look good at first, maybe gay,
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Before: if handsome, womanizer
Now: even a ugly womanizer, sometimes it is still choosy! Shameless face!
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Before: wait for the moon before getting married!
Now: wait wait for the stomach before marriage.
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Before… not all women beautiful
Today… not all beautiful girls
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The courtship before and now
Before: separated wood, water water, climbing wild
Now: Find, talk, deal
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It was still a trend to serenade..
Now sit, story and pagkatayo, you!
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Before: if you’re not in the group, you’re caught in the topic
Now: if you’re not in the group, you are the topic

And you post home alone and you see
the community thief react with wow

When you trap your boyfriend by
getting pregnant & then he dies_

The Reason why i don’t watch Nigerian Movies no more Was When A Lady Poured Poison Into A Pot Then Tasted It To See If It Was Enough

If you see me drinking Gordon’s straight from the bottle – no dash, this december, please mind your own business. 💀
I know what I’m doing.
It’s been a rough year.

Teacher: Calvin name the animal start With the later D
Calvin : Dog style
Teacher: Nonsense now the letter T
Calvin : The Dog style

Physics students let’s confuse them😁
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Me : Cash Receipt Journal

I’ve opened the box of choice assorted biscuits before Christmas.
Now they will be a family meeting for me.

I was at shoprite then there’s this
lady who was staring at me as if she
had never seen someone drinking coke
and putting it back in the fridge

This is how i cross the road when
I’m in joburg….
I look left and right for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplanes, look down for bombs, look back for kidnappers, hold my bag tight and watch the person beside me then walk zigzag to avoid bullets ”
If you don’t know me well you might think I am drunk

If she blocks,unblock,block unblock you.
My brother marry that psycho she really loves you