A Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled. He turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler’s name. No one answered.

The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying: “Lecture ends here. I’ll tell you a story to utilise the remaining time”.

Everyone became interested.

“Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles away from my eyes, so I thought I’d better get petrol in my car, which will save my time next morning and might induce sleep. After having my tank full, I started roaming in that area, enjoying the peace of a traffic free ride.

Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must have been returning from a party. Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of any help. She asked me if I could drop her at her house, that she’ll be very obliged, to which I agreed.

She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking, and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had control on many topics which many youngsters don’t.

When we got to the address, she admitted my courteous nature and behavior and said that she had fallen in love with me.

I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that I’ve also started liking her. I told her about my job as a professor in the university.

The girl asked for my number, which I gave her willingly. Then she asked me a favor, which I couldn’t have denied naturally.

She said that her brother is a student in the same university and asked me to take care of him, since we’ll be in a long relationship now.

I asked the name of the student. She said that I’ll recognise him with one of his very prominent qualities, *He whistles a lot!*

All eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled…

The professor said: *”I didn’t buy my Ph. D in Psychology.. I earned it”!*
😂😂😂😂

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if You Can’t Thank GOD For Anything ,
Atleast Thank GOD That Mosquitoes Can’t Transmit H.I.V

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Abe and Sarah lying in bed. Freezing weather.
Sarah says, “ Abe, oy it’s so cold I’m freezing.”
So Abe gets up and gets an extra blanket from the cupboard.
“ Are you a bit warmer, feigele ? “ he asks.
“ Oy “ she replies. “ I’m still a bit cold.”
So he gets up once more and gets a thick woollen jersey and puts it on her.
“ Now are you warm ?” he says.
Sarah replies, “ You know, Abe. When I was a little girl in bed in winter, my mother would come lie next to me and snuggle up to keep me warm. Oy, a meichel.”
Abe looks at her and says, “ For G-d’s sake, Sarah, it’s one o’clock in the morning.
I’m NOT going to fetch your mother!!”

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Am i the only one who goes house 🏡 to house 🏡 and introduce my girlfriend after getting in a new relationship???

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A man was arrested by the police for stealing clothes on the washing line.
He claimed he was doing online shopping…

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Imagine you’re dead,happily and peacefully resting because
you left debts behind and then your pastor decides to wake you up…
yaz we are not safe

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Why pay R250 to see snakes ko di Zoo ?


when you can just attend a family gathering and see all kinds for free

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Someone Just Texted Me Saying ” With All Your Funny Jokes , Have You Ever Been in A Serious Relationship ? ”
.
I’m Touched

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Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son

Son : dad can you please give me some cash I’m Broke

Dad : where are you son ?

Son : South Africa

Dad : open a church son

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Husband downloaded the Blue Whale in his wife’s mobile…

And
*Blue Whale died*

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Welcome to mzansi where Girls Hate their useless baby daddy
but Love another Girl’s useless baby daddy

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SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS
Boy: Imu (I miss u)
Girl: mum (miss u more)
Boy: u sure?
Girl: yh trumu ( yaaaaa truly miss u)
Boy: trumutu (truly miss u too)
Girl: trumudi (truly miss u die)
Trumutumtum…truly miss u too much too much
Trumucorcor…truly miss you correct correct

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Cheating is old fashioned…
Settle down, support each other,
get money and live a happy life.💞

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My sister Listening to your heart more than your stomach
will make you date broke guys and eat love

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I think am old enough now… I think my parents should move out.
I need my space now. How do i ask them to move out??

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Before l confirm your friend
Request📲 l need:
Certified copy of your ID📂🗒
Proof of resident🌐
And your parent’s payslip

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