Someone’s bio written “I’m shy and Talkative ” my sister you can’t be shy and talkative at same time that’s impossible
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Girl: I love you very very much!
Please text back
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Boy: BACK
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Until you are Married, you are Single
Stop deceiving yourself
Let’s clear this confusion and mentality:
1. We just got engaged (single)
2. I live with my boyfriend (still single)
3. We have been together for 5years (super single)
4. He had credit in my name (very very single)
5. I call his mother and she calls me also (connected single)
6. I stay at his place (foolishly single)
7. He post my pictures on social media and uses my pictures as his dp (first class Mumu single)
8. He comes to my house everyday (end of discussion single)
9. He has come to see my people before traveling abroad (living in bondage single)
10. All his family knows I’m his future wife (senselessly single)
Gently mans and ladies be wise!!!
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Am Looking for the Bank That can Perform 2 things for me🙆
* Give me a loan
* And Leave me alone
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Mara Guys How Do you Sleep at Night Knowing that
you Don’t Give Your Girlfriend Money?
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the biggest mistake you can make is showing your child that
your phone has games
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I have blocked all the beautiful people on this page,
so if you see this post…. I have news for you.
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would”ve seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.”
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If you want to read about love and marriage,
you have to buy two separate books.
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*I’m selling chickens online, you transfer money, I will give chickens 🐓🐓directions.*🤒
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Treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush….*
*Dont let anyone touch or use* *it*, *only you and you alone….*
*Keep it clean and safe…..*
*And please,*
*Remember to change it after every 3 months.*
*Its healthy. Thank you.*
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My phone📱fell again..
But luckily it was on airplane mode,
so it’s landed safely
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You’re a gal👩I didn’t ask you to send me friend request, You sent it, I accept it, I greet👋 you, You hit me with seen 👀, I greet you again, You ignore me again, I block you❌❌❌
My Facebook is not a place of decoration, are we together gals?
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Thami was sick😢 & went to the Doctor
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Doctor: Do you practise for good health?
Thami: Yes, i play football regularly!
Doctor: How long do u play?
Thami: Until my phone mobile battery runs down
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Ladies.. Not every dude in church⛪ is husband material
. Church is like a hospital🏥.
Some are responding to treatment some are not!
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Those of you that went to private schools, answer this question: Please why is there a letter ‘D’ in Fridge but it isn’t there in Refrigerator
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