Zimbabwe is the only Country in the World
where the Police were locked up
and crime went down ,
just shows who the criminals really are
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Maybe i should Pretend to be gay so that
my crush can bath in front of me.
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Those trucks which deliver petrol are not guarded
when they are not moving around😐
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
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RIGHT ANSWERS TO WRONG QUESTIONS
1. You had a haircut and they ask
“Did you cut your hair??
“No, I dyed my hair colorless”
2. You standing right in front of the elevator on
the ground floor and they ask
“Are you going up??”
“No I’m waiting for my apartment to come get me”
3. You on the queue to buy tickets at the cinemas and a friend sees you and asks
“What are you doing here??”
“I’m here to pay my school fees”
4. When a friend calls you on your landline
they ask “Where are you??”
“I’m at the bus stop”
5. When it’s raining and one notices you are going out they ask
“Are you going out in this rain??”
“No Im going in the next one”
6. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed and they ask
“Are you sleeping??”
“No I’m trying to die”
7.Nxa usuqedile ukuhleka add more….
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Are you sad?
Is your boyfriend cheating on you?
Is he hurting you?
.
.
Listen and listen carefully,
It’s non of my business Bcuz you refuse to
date me, nonsense!
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The difference between your mother tears and
your girlfriends tears your mother’s tears
effect your heart and your girlfriends tears effect our pockets
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Breakup is for small girls, Real women
pause the relationship and resume when
he is back to his senses.
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When you give her R20 she tells her friends you gave her R2 000,
that’s what we call “real woman”
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Man of god = MOG
Woman of god = WOG
Son of god = SOG
Daughter Of God =?
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Madness is when u know its cold…
But u take out all ur clothes just 2 wear a condom
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KoKASI , Your Neighbors Will Burn Some Stuff
While Your Laundry is Still On The Washing Line
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A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. 😁
“If I do 200Km/h, will you take off your clothes?” he asked.🤔
“Yes🍑!” said his adventurous girlfriend. 😋
And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. 💃
Unable to keep his eyes👀 on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. 😢
“Go and get help!” he cried😭.
“But I can’t. I’m naked and my clothes are gone💁♀️!”
“Take my shoe👟”, he said, “and cover yourself.” 😢
Holding the shoe over her pubes😁, the girl ran🏃♀️ down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, “Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!😭”
The proprietor looked👀 at the shoe 👟and said, “There’s nothing I can do🙄…he’s in too far💁♂️.”
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To save water I drink VOdka.
My study scheduled
Study- 30 sec
Rest -15 hours
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Nock nock. hos there. orange. orange hoo orange you glad i said a mock nock koke
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A turkey was chatting with a bull, ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’
‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. ‘They’re packed with nutrients.’
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree where he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him down.
Moral of the story:
Bull sh!t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there…
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*_SMOKING WEED CANNOT STOP ME FROM ADVISING YOU_*
*_YOU SEE, NO MATTER HOW POOR YOUR FATHER IS, LOVE HER, SHE IS YOUR BROTHER_*
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