Iphone: Palesa is typing………
Huawei P30: Palesa is typing a lie

WHO TO DATE?

1. If you want a romantic poor guy date a VENDA guy

2. If you want true love and someone who will rather have Aids with you than leave you,
date a Ndebele guy from Pretoria, Mams or Pheli

3. If you want a man with a big d*ck like a R25.00 wors n know how to use it then date Shangaan men.

4. If you want a man who does not mind spending money on you get a Tswana man from Rustenburg.

5. If you want your son to be a taxi driver/que marshall then date a Zulu guy.

6. If you want your son/daugter to be a good attorney and a good liar then surely date a Xhosa man.

7. If you want to be in an abusive relatioship dont hesitate the road is simple go to Eldos’ and date Coloured’s.

8. If you want to spend most of the times craving for sex and getting it once in three weeks, date any Mzalwane guy.

9. if you want to have a man with a high sex drive date a ZCC man

10. If you don’t want to run out of chili spices then surely date Indian men from Durban .

11. If you want your son to be stupid and expect the world not to notice it then date a Pedi guy from any place that starts with Ga-. (e.g. Ga-Maja)

12. If you want to spend lots of money in your life and being listed on ITC then date an Afrikaner

13. If you want to stay with the stolen goods date a zimbabwean boy

14. If you want to date the african mafia date Nigerian boy

15. If you want to stay with a man who will leave you the whole weekend and come back when you ask he only says ‘Angati’ .. Go for a Swazi guy

16. If you want a “vat en set” guy for life, date any guy driving golf in Gauteng, preferably Soweto, Alex and Tembisa

17. If you want to be married and stay in the back room at your hubby’s home date Mohlakeng, Carltonville mamelodi,pheli and Kagiso guy..

WHO ARE YOU DATING?
ITS NOT PERSONAL

Girls Are Never Wrong

Just Sometimes Confused,

Rude,

Stubborn,

Senseless Emotional,

Unchangeable,

Crazy,

Stupid N Even Mad.

But Never Wrong.

An idiot found a iPhone on the floor, He give it to a police officer, however, the officer thought it was a prank and didn’t receive it. Then this idiot kept the iPhone and start using it., Then a funny scene happened: the idiot keep tapping on …. ……See More

Have you ever looked at somebody’s really good looking and be like: “Nah, you too nice for me, you gonna give me stress..!”

A woman called the police station
one evening
and said, “My husband has gone out
with a
girlfriend and right now am going
after them . I
have a gun and when I find them, I
will kill both
them right away “. The police
asked, “Where
exactly have they gone ?”. Woman
:They went to
watch a certain Comedian show .
The police
rushed quickly and went to the
place and make
sure they arrived earlier than the
woman . When
they reached the place , they took
the mic from
the Comedian and start announcing,
“If there is a
married man here and has come with
a
girlfriend ,you must leave
immediately. Your wife
is coming right now with a gun to shoot
both of
you dead “. The police were
surprised that the
door became small as everyone was
running out
and the show ended because even the
Comedian
himself ran out

Go To The Nearest Somalian Supermarket
And Make Him Angry , You Will Hear Him Saying
“Am Not Your Friend My Friend”

A Zulu man went to an electronic
shop.
He asked the shopkeeper; What is the
price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people .
Zulu man again came the next day after
cutting his beard.
He asked; What is the price of this
television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people.
The next day Zulu man came with a
different face and asked; What is the
price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people
Zulu man got irritated and asked the
shopkeeper; How do you recognise
me everytime?
The shopkeeper replied; Because this
is not a television. It is a microwave
oven.
One word for Zulu man

Kids born in the 2000’s don’t know Sh*t😒..
I remember way back in the apartheid
era Facebook and smart phones were only for white people😮..
us blacks we had nothing😭😭

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they
asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t
talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife’s teeth in by mistake and he couldn’t shut up… 😼

Stop this thing of asking people to get Married because their age mates are married. Even you, some of your age mates have died but nobody has asked you to die..

Being ugly doesn’t mean you should stay indoors.
Go out people need to laugh

I saw a driver texting and driving.

It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.