Africa is the only place you don’t need to set an alarm to wake you up ………..
Just sleep your problems will wake you up..

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A Skhothane

won a lotto and burn the lottery ticket

Dad: Mbalie, I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa
Mbalie: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick

*I miss the married women in the Bible who used to give their maids to their husbands as side-chicks*.

The current ones don’t read their Bibles. Only jealousy and selfishness .

Baby Girl eat that chicken and chips
these Men will tell you lose weight but
still cheat on you with a Fat Girl..

When the UBER guy drives you to your boyfriend’s place
then the driver ask you
I’ve dropped lots of girls here.what do you do ?

Dear Ladies 👧

If your boyfriend doesn’t have your time ✋

You can take mine 👉 It’s now 20:43

Yesterday i was in town, saw this beautiful lady waving and i waved back. Well she wasn’t waving at me but to this guy standing next to me. So to avoid the awkwardness i kept my hand up, the taxi stopped. Now I’m in Mozambique starting a new life

Dad: Who do you like more ,Mum o Dad?
Son:Both

Dad:Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris ,where will you go.
Son: Paris.
Dad: Dat means you like your mum more? Son:No ,that means i like Paris Dad: Ok if i go to Paris and your mum goes to America ,where will you go?
Son: America.
Dad: (Angry) Why! ?
Son: ‘cos l’ve been to Paris before. Dad: (angry) when did you go to Paris ? Son : in the first question you asked.

One word for the boy?

She tag us and be like
I’m sleeping with Mbula and 32 others….
Like really..???
The truth will set you free….

That moment you’re in church and the pastor says
tell your neighbor it’s not over

I’ve been at Kruger National Park several times, but I’ve never see a Lion chasing Impala or Zebra…
Now I now know that what we see on National Geographic Wild Channel is jus acting