Alot of you didn’t underline the date in school and it shows by your eyebrows∽∽!

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imagine having a girl who sends you booty pics
when you have a bad day

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Short people they don’t do doggy style..
They do puppy style.

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Ronnie : “mommy am i ugly?”

Mom : ” Ronnie i told you not to call me mom in front of people”

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Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”

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I wonder who told black parents that boys make girls fail at school..!

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If you can’t control your woman…
Then you’ve found the right one..!

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If you get this answer right,
I will add you to my account.
Who is that girl like to dance alone
with alcohol in hand and wearing no panty?

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Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl.

1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over”

2nd Message: “Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You“

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Grade 1 _ I wanna be a Doctor
Grade 10_i wanna go to Varsity.
10 Years Later_Ladies & Gentleman Put Your Hands Together For DJ Chicken

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After taking photos, the photographer says to the school headmaster “these will cost $250”
*headmaster to teachers: “tell the pupils to bring $2 each for the photos”
*teachers to pupils: “tell yo parents that we want $5 for the photos”
*pupils to parents: “mummy,the teacher said
we shud take $10 for the school photos”
*mother to husband: “honey, these money hungry schools. ..imagine junior’s teacher told him to take $30 for the school photo”
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And u think corruption will end???

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90% of Blacks can’t swim✋
We just walk around the pool like invigilators✊

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Dear Boyfriends
We don’t need KFC , pizza , Nandos , flowers , perfume, chocolates , and we also don’t
want iPads, iPhone and blackberry’s this valentines day!!
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Just come and say Hi to our parents and begin with the LOBOLA negotiations
Finish and klaar!!
Regards Girlfriends Association Of South Africa (GAOSA)

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Trust me every female has told her friend: “Talk to him he got money that one”..👌
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It’s a Wednesday i don’t have energy to argue!

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Even if you can Write “Jesus ”
on the out cover of your books
If you gonna fail you gonna fail

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