If I post a joke and you Lough just know we are in a relationship I can’t be making people girlfriend’s happy here
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If someone tells you a secret and you disclose it,
you’re the reason behind the proverb “Walls Have Ears”..!
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My Boss Asked Me To Start The Presentation With A Joke
I Attached My Payslip On The First Slide
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Breaking news: im getting married in December.
I’m just not sure which year
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Papa: Akpos!!! Come
Akpos: Am here dad
Papa: take this #50 and get me an exercise book
Akpos:He collected the money
Papa: Akpos
Akpos:sir
Papa:how much is it
Akpos: I don’t know but I think is #100 upward
Papa: Hmm…. Thief
Akpos: No ooo, a woman……..
Papa: Shouted, go and buy me any book sales #50
Akpos:buh……..
Papa: But what?, what do you know, common go.
Just buy any book for me I want to write some stories down.
..
5min later,
Akpos: Papa this is the book you sent me (he stretched a drawing book to him)
Papa: Which book is this,
Akpos: drawing book
Papa: (in loud voice ) I told you to buy me a book to write a story, you went and buy me a drawing book. Did I want to draw!!!
Akpos:But papa, you said any book na, this is also a book na. D. R. A. W. I. N. G. B. O. O. K
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If your girlfriend cheats on you, you need to understand that you lacked something that made her cheat, so instead of leaving her for another girl, find out the error in yourself, apologise to her and be a Better man.
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An old guy said to his girlfriend, “I had a dream last night, someone was cutting my head off”. 😂 😂 😂
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The girlfriend replied, “So, they decided to cut off your head instead of your foreskin ?.
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Dear Ladies📝
If you could be could be a man for a day😉
What’s the first thing you would do?
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on my
energy saving mode.
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pastor: who died and woke up again
Sunday school: undertaker
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Last night I kissed my neighbour’s daughter in a dream
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This morning she looks at me like
nothing happened between us just think
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To my future kids I’ll only take care of your maths homework from grade 1-4, your mother will do from grade 5-12 i am a very busy man
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A dog walked in to the telegram office one day. He took out a blank form and wrote on it:
“Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
Then he handed it to the clerk. The clerk examined the paper and said to the dog, “You know there are only nine words here? You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
The dog replied, “But that would make no sense at all!”
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Sthandwa sam should i change the channel to watch soccer?
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Busha: No please watch porn
You know how to play soccer moc
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The funniest thing in class is when the teacher
cracks a joke and no one laughs
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I have made a lot of mistake in my life
but I have never left a wedding ceremony
without eating.never 😅😂🤭
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