A Journalist to a Doctor of a Mental Hospital:

journalist: “How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?”
Doctor: “Well, we first fill a Bathtub with water till the top. Then give a Teaspoon, a Glass & a Bucket to the patient & ask him / her to empty the Bathtub.”
Journalist: “Obviously a Normal Person would use a BUCKET because it’s Bigger!”
Doctor: “No you Stupid, a Normal
Person would Pull the DRAIN PLUG!

Nurse, admit this Idiot in Ward No.8!

Admit it 😡 , You Sometimes Listen To Other Strangers Conversation
And Mentally Give Your Opinion

A little boy asks his Dad: What’s between mom’s legs? The father answers: Paradise, my son. The kid asks again: What’s between your legs? The father replies: The key to the paradise. The son says: Piece of advice Dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a spare key.

When you try to talk in a taxi and they give you a halls and
say eat this first you’ll talk after

Nelson Mandela Will End Up Be In The Bible… `
Watch The Space!`

“Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?” Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road. Maybe they will do something for the animal”.The man answered” “Pastor, but do you think they will accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service?” Pastor exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t u tell me that dog was a Christian.”

So My Brother Broke Up With His Girlfriend
Yesterday Because He Saw A Man Driving Her
Car . We Later Investigated & Found Out It
Wasn’t A Man, She Just Took Off Her Wig.

My girlfriend is visit me today….what did i cook for him without meet🍗🍖 because she is a Vegetable she don’t eat meat….any receipt please

White: theres no food at home..
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Black: who can i visit today i am bored??

Exam Prayer After ignoring The Lord For 9Months
You: The lord is My Sherperd
Lord: Nna?

Dear Friends, may your life upgrade this year like Alexis Sanchez’s who…

1: Moved from 6th to 2nd place in the Premier League table without playing a match.

2: Jumped from Europa League to last 16 of Champions League without struggle.

3: Qualified for FA Cup 5th round regardless of Nottingham Forest defeat.

Amen!!!